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What do you call a three legged donkey?
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A wonkey donkey.
What do you call a three legged donkey with a bad eye?
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A winky wonkey donkey.
What do you call a three legged donkey with a bad eye that smells?
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A stinky winky wonkey donkey.
What do you call a three legged donkey with a bad eye that smells and plays the piano?
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A plinky plonky stinky winky wonkey donkey.
What do you call a three legged donkey with a bad eye that smells and plays the piano in a country music bar?
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A honky tonky plinky plonky stinky winky wonkey donkey.0 -
A horse walk into a bar, sits down, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender asks, "hey buddy, why the long face?"0
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''0
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An Irishman walks out of a bar... :P0
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An Irishman walks out of a bar... :P
Now, that's funny.0 -
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.0
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
This is my life today.
And you are now my hero.0 -
Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?
Under his buckin' hat!0 -
I told my son that someday he'll have kids of his own. He said to me, "so will you".0
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(I'm blonde, so I will tell blonde jokes haha)
Blonde comes home. Finds her house has been robbed. She calls the police department. Closest unit to her is the K9 unit.
So the officer walks up to the house with his dog and knocks on the door. The blonde answers and door and bursts into tears.
Officer: What's wrong ma'am?
Blonde: I just got robbed and they send me a blind cop!0 -
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.0
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A man walks into a bar.
He says, "ouch".0 -
I told my son that someday he'll have kids of his own. He said to me, "so will you".
Took me a minute. Hahahaha
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.0 -
How do catch a special animal? Unique up on him!
What do you do if he gets away? Unique up on him again!0 -
A dog walked into a bar and asked for a beer. With that a man at the bar said I don't want to drink at the same bar as this dog. The dog and the man got into a fight and the man shot the dog in the foot. With that the dog yelped out of the bar and down the street.
A week later the same dog walked into the same bar, this time he was wearing a black hat, a black vest, black chaps, black boots, a black gun belt with a pair of black colt .45's one on either side, and a black bandage around his sore foot. He goes up to the bar and says to the bar tender "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw"0 -
A guy eating by himself in a nice restaurant. He notices a beautifull lady by herself next to him. He doesn't have the nerve to talk to her but soon she sneezes and her glass eye pops out, but he catches it and gives it back to her. She thanked him and joined him and bought his dinner. Then she bought him a couple of drinks. Soon she said lets go to my place and have a nightcap. As they are walking out he asks, are you always this nice to guys you just met? She said not really, but you just caught my eye!!!!!
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my mother saw the irony in calling my brother a son of a *****0
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My wife's the worst cook in the world. In my house we pray AFTER we eat.0
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what do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
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my mother saw the irony in calling my brother a son of a *****
lol0
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