What's your stupid human trick?

odusgolp

Can you draw a number six while moving your leg in clockwise circles?
Can you lick your elbow?
Can you read binary?

Tell all...

I know the corresponding number of each letter of the alphabet.... Such as K = 11, T = 20, Z=26... get it? It's my only fun drunken ability. I can't even wink, so I'm going to just stand proud of this one.

karenjoy

I can lick my own elbow

I can lick my nose

I can put my legs behind my head

I can walk on my hands with my arms behind my knees

Oh I can also bend over without touching the ground with my hands etc and pick things up from the floor with my teeth


there are pictures, but I am not sharing

vim_n_vigor

I can lick my own nose. I can also cross my eyes and roll them at the same time. I can roll my eyes in opposite directions at the same time, and I can cross all of my fingers at the same time without using other fingers to help (don't know if that makes sense). I am a mutant

OnionMomma

I can wiggle my nostrils. :laugh:

VelociMama

I am growing a person.

I can also write on a chalkboard with both hands and the same time.

lilmzzgreeneyez

i cant tell about my human tricks they are all inappropriate for this forum lol. except that my shoulder is double jointed so i CAN lick my elbow if i want to hahaha. i can still put my legs behind my head (it was a fun thing when i was in my teens but now even 100 lbs bigger i can still do it so yea i think its a good trick lol)

felice03

i can say the alphabet backwards, very fast.

WEB3

I don't think I have one. No coordination etc.
But my husband can say the alphabet backwards! His mom taught him when he was 5...
Oh and he can remember birthdays of everyone he meets!
He'll be like "oh it's July 16th, it's Julie Smith's birthday, I sat beside her in grade one..." wth?!

LuckyLeprechaun

both of my elbows bend further than 180 degrees. So, while most people straighten their arm, and it looks like a line, mine look like someone has broken both my elbows by bending them backwards. SO sexay.

PittShkr

I can drink scotch and tell you what part of scotland it came from!

thebaconbeast

My pupils dilate extremely quickly.

lilmzzgreeneyez

someone else reminded me. i can also cross all the fingers on my hands without help from other fingers and my toes are weird too. i can pop both my big toes in and out of place or something i dont know how to explain it except it looks weird and i freak out people when i do it.

odusgolp

My pupils dilate extremely quickly.

At the site of bacon, boobs, or both?

collinj8

I can read binary and hexadecimal. Nothing of which is a trick, just useless knowledge.

LovelyLifter

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue

my eyes change color with my mood

I can put both feet behind my head and walk on my hands

thebaconbeast

My pupils dilate extremely quickly.

At the site of bacon, boobs, or both?

Both , always best combined together.

MichaelaAustin

I can wiggle my nostrils. :laugh:

hahaha!

I can turn my tounge 180* both ways, so if I start upside down I can do a 360*

LuckyLeprechaun

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue

ah yes, a skill I also carefully honed in college

odusgolp

I can put both feet behind my head and walk on my hands

I beg you for the video of this....

OnionMomma

i can say the alphabet backwards, very fast.

My XSIL can do this and she has taught both of my nephews to do it. It's amazing to hear them say it as fast backwards as I can forwards...LOL

lilmzzgreeneyez

I can wiggle my nostrils. :laugh:

hahaha!

I can turn my tounge 180* both ways, so if I start upside down I can do a 360*

hey me too thats a fun skill. i know that alot of people cant "curl" their tongue either and i can "wave" mine too. its weird what cool things our tongues can do lol

vim_n_vigor

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue

my eyes change color with my mood

I can put both feet behind my head and walk on my hands

I love you.

felice03

i can say the alphabet backwards, very fast.

My XSIL can do this and she has taught both of my nephews to do it. It's amazing to hear them say it as fast backwards as I can forwards...LOL

it comes in handy when I get pulled over for drunk driving...

BrettPGH

Double jointed. I can do all kinds of freaky S.

OnionMomma

:bigsmile:

I can wiggle my nostrils. :laugh:

hahaha!

I can turn my tounge 180* both ways, so if I start upside down I can do a 360*

hey me too thats a fun skill. i know that alot of people cant "curl" their tongue either and i can "wave" mine too. its weird what cool things our tongues can do lol

Oh dear, I can twist, curly my tongue in both directions to make it completely upside down. (You know rotating it both ways in my mouth until it's upside down both ways.)

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OnionMomma

i can say the alphabet backwards, very fast.

My XSIL can do this and she has taught both of my nephews to do it. It's amazing to hear them say it as fast backwards as I can forwards...LOL

it comes in handy when I get pulled over for drunk driving...

Oh I bet that's hilarious

Jules2Be

I can turn my eyelids inside out.
I am hypermobile, so i can pretty much do all of the leg behind head, toes on forehead, touch both elbows together behind my back etc stuff.

odusgolp

my shoulders are double jointed. freaked out my high school PE teacher because of this for the Presidential physical fitness test where you had to lay on the floor and hold a yardstick shoulder width apart and see how far you could lift it without bending your elbows. they didn't know what to put down for me cause mine made it to the small of my back.

I definitely want to see this too.

Nerdy_Rose

I can do math in my head pretty easily.

I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue (gets easier when I drink alcohol).

I can do a hand stand, or a head stand (gets harder when I drink alcohol).

I can do a cartwheel -- but only to the right, not the left. And I'm left handed. Awkward.

julesboots

I can buy a pair of shoes that seemingly fit, and invariably make them half a size bigger when I get home.