What's your stupid human trick?

odusgolp

I can do a cartwheel -- but only to the right, not the left. And I'm left handed. Awkward.

I'm the opposite - Left Cartwheel, Right handed.

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AZChristy

I can blow bubbles out of my eyes under water.

JenRLo

Totally useless ..... but .... I can tie sections of my hair in multiple knots with one hand. It started years ago with twirling my hair and ended with knots. I'm better with my left hand (and I'm right handed). My daughter's friends think I'm awesome for it!

juliecat1

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue

ah yes, a skill I also carefully honed in college

As did I. Made me wickedly popular at frat parties.

jenism

My useless talents are that I can touch my elbows behind my back, wiggle my eyes and my thumbs are double jointed.

Faintgreeneyes

I am extremely flexible- so positions you only read about, I can do.
I can touch my tongue to my nose, roll it, and make it into a flower
I can speak fluent pig latin
Can also tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue, as well as unwrap a starburst.

ScottyNoHotty

I can drive a car with my feet while sitting in the back seat

maab_connor

i can lick my nose.

i can scratch my tonsils.

i can move my eyes independantly.

my eyes change color w/ my mood, but i can't control it.

i can "carry" a color. meaning i can go to a store and know automatically if one color will go w/ another.

i can go into a supermarket for milk - and come out with ONLY milk.

i can get home from anywhere.

i can get anywhere as long as i've been there once.

Kamikazeflutterby

I can say what a person is saying as they say it. The real time copying is even more annoying than delayed repeating. It's pretty easy to tell that I was the younger sibling.

Turtlehurdle

My blood hurts

rose313

i can say the alphabet backwards, very fast.

Me too!

I can also fold my tongue the horizontal way (most people can do the vertical way, so it looks like a tube) and I can touch it to my nose, but not at the same time.

DaGsGirl

I can touch wayyy below my chin with my tounge, lol

TubbsMcGee

•I'm double jointed and my toes are somewhat prehensile-- I use my feet to open doors/change tv channels/pick things up and throw them at people...
•my eyes constantly change from grey to blue to green
•I remember EVERYONE'S birthday to the point where I annoy myself.
•I can drink you under the table

lilmzzgreeneyez

•I'm double jointed and my toes are somewhat prehensile-- I use my feet to open doors/change tv channels/pick things up and throw them at people...
•my eyes constantly change from grey to blue to green
•I remember EVERYONE'S birthday to the point where I annoy myself.
•I can drink you under the table

is that what monkey feet are called? prehensile? i have never heard of that word but i have always had weird feet that are like hands almost. (but lately i get cramps in them easier when i do some things)

TubbsMcGee

•I'm double jointed and my toes are somewhat prehensile-- I use my feet to open doors/change tv channels/pick things up and throw them at people...
•my eyes constantly change from grey to blue to green
•I remember EVERYONE'S birthday to the point where I annoy myself.
•I can drink you under the table

is that what monkey feet are called? prehensile? i have never heard of that word but i have always had weird feet that are like hands almost. (but lately i get cramps in them easier when i do some things)

Yup!

angryguy77

I can go the whole day on MFP without talking about TOM, or using "bacon" as a joke.

angryguy77

I can touch wayyy below my chin with my tounge, lol

This line is the cure for an empty inbox.

karenjoy

on second thoughts lol

HappyMarisol

My pupils dilate extremely quickly.

At the site of bacon, boobs, or both?

LOL!

I have a very long tongue, like the guy from KISS ....but for some odd reason I cannot touch my nose, even though it passes my chin

LilMissSunshine_

I can burp the ABC's.

I can make my eyeballzzz go in seperate directions
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aimelee

my elbows bend FREAKISHLY far in the opposite direction. it genuinely grosses people out.

ironanimal

I can wiggle my ears, flare my nostrils intentionally, perform The Rock's eyebrow trick and best of all....


I have a Gene Simmons™ tongue.

sweettthings

I can write my name upside down and backwards, using only numerals.

CallieM15

I cant do any of this =/

Elf_Princess1210

I can roll my tongue, wiggle my eyebrows and ears

Elf_Princess1210

I can wiggle my ears, flare my nostrils intentionally, perform The Rock's eyebrow trick and best of all....


I have a Gene Simmons™ tongue.

*evil grin* I suppose that means you're popular with the ladies?

ironanimal

I can wiggle my ears, flare my nostrils intentionally, perform The Rock's eyebrow trick and best of all....


I have a Gene Simmons™ tongue.

*evil grin* I suppose that means you're popular with the ladies?

Just the one

Geyser_Mountain_Dreamer

I can name every US President backwards and forwards.

warmachinejt

I can name every US President backwards and forwards.

dang...you can be the next president...at least you're smarter than them :P