If I wanted to gain weight...

taso42
taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
in Food and Nutrition
All I would have to do is skip breakfast, eat carbs every day, and eat right before bed?
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  • Loulady
    Loulady Posts: 511 Member
    Don't forget your banana!
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    And the bacon. :laugh: :laugh:
  • weeblex
    weeblex Posts: 412 Member
    All I would have to do is skip breakfast, eat carbs every day, and eat right before bed?

    No, if you eat less you gain weight, you have to eat more to not starve, so to gain weight you need to not eat
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    and please add some cheese to everything just for me :)
  • rose313
    rose313 Posts: 1,146 Member
    You'll have to lift weights too, so you bulk up uncontrollably and end up 30 pounds heavier after a few sessions.
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    Well, muscle does weigh more than fat, you know.:laugh:
  • MrsRipdizzle
    MrsRipdizzle Posts: 490 Member
    you also might want to get TOM, depressed, and eat really unclean food. Like never wash your food, ever.
  • Berto0391
    Berto0391 Posts: 273 Member
    EAT......EVERYTHING!!!!!!
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Lift really heavy, like pink 5 lb weights so you bulk. Eat bananas, and sugar, sugar is the devil. Also bread. Bread will make you explode!
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    You'll probably need a "cleanse" if you eat everything. Yuck!
  • DoingitWell
    DoingitWell Posts: 560 Member
    Ummm plenty of chocolate chip cookies with chocolate syrup on them..mmmmmm
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    also, don't bother cutting down on exercise because we all know that cardio has *nothing* to do with getting in shape. Like. At all.

    *edit*

    DAMN YOU TASO! I broke my FORUM FAST because you BAITED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    can i get fat from breaking forum fasts????
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    get pregnant....
  • DaBossLady24
    DaBossLady24 Posts: 556 Member
    You'll have to lift weights too, so you bulk up uncontrollably and end up 30 pounds heavier after a few sessions.

    and take estrogen pills... that's how women bulk up so fast because of all of that damned estrogen!
    5 sessions then BOOM just like Ahhh-nold. :laugh:
  • kathryncbarr
    kathryncbarr Posts: 6
    Don't forget to stress out about everything you put in your mouth, every pound you lift and every comment someone makes about you. I cannot stress enough the need to stress out about EVERYTHING! This will help you in your weight gain endeavor more than eating bananas....and you know how bad THEY are!
  • Rambo313
    Rambo313 Posts: 179 Member
    dont forget load up on sodium so u get super bloated :laugh:
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    Eat like a caveman, no wait - like a dinosaur - no like a toddler - no! wait! Okay, just eat everything.
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    Buy some Zaggora Cold Pants.



    c wut I did ther?
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    Wrap yourself in saran wrap...no wait that's for later!
  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
    All I would have to do is skip breakfast, eat carbs every day, and eat right before bed?

    um, worked for me....
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Drink a ton of Mio so your sweets cravings increase.
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    Drink a ton of Mio so your sweets cravings increase.

    ONLY if you want to be drinking anti freeze.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Jeez!
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  • bcampbell54
    bcampbell54 Posts: 932 Member
    Don't drink any water
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    lots of bread.bad bad carbs
  • kittyhasclaws
    kittyhasclaws Posts: 446 Member
    Don't eat any fats at all, because you can eat 10,000 calories in fat and not gain a single bit of weight!
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  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
    No no no no you're doing it all wrong! "Starvation mode" is the only way to lose it. I mean saltines and celery, but watch out because celery has negative calories and we all know that negative calories are opposite positive calories. Therefore, they're bad! VERY BAD!!!!
  • sthrnchick
    sthrnchick Posts: 771
    Butter and bacon, butter and bacon....
  • thebaconbeast
    thebaconbeast Posts: 560 Member
    Don't lift too heavy cause you'll break your uterus... wait wrong thread.

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