If I wanted to gain weight...

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  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    Drink a ton of Mio so your sweets cravings increase.
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    Drink a ton of Mio so your sweets cravings increase.

    ONLY if you want to be drinking anti freeze.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Jeez!
  • bcampbell54
    bcampbell54 Posts: 932 Member
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    Don't drink any water
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,267 Member
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    lots of bread.bad bad carbs
  • kittyhasclaws
    kittyhasclaws Posts: 446 Member
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    Don't eat any fats at all, because you can eat 10,000 calories in fat and not gain a single bit of weight!
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
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    No no no no you're doing it all wrong! "Starvation mode" is the only way to lose it. I mean saltines and celery, but watch out because celery has negative calories and we all know that negative calories are opposite positive calories. Therefore, they're bad! VERY BAD!!!!
  • sthrnchick
    sthrnchick Posts: 771
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    Butter and bacon, butter and bacon....
  • thebaconbeast
    thebaconbeast Posts: 560 Member
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    Don't lift too heavy cause you'll break your uterus... wait wrong thread.
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    Eat back all your exercise calories. All of them.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    If all else fails, fake your weight \m/ tell people you're a size 40 when you're really a 34 \m/

    also...

    weight gainer 4000 should do the trick.....BEEFCAKE!! \m/
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    Don't lift too heavy cause you'll break your uterus... wait wrong thread.

    Uh, it doesn't break - it falls out. Men!
  • 3laine75
    3laine75 Posts: 3,070 Member
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    don't forget the 0 calorie sweetners - you'll put on a loads with these....oh, and they're also pure evil!
  • volume77
    volume77 Posts: 670 Member
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    I sense some sarcasm in the thread
  • rose313
    rose313 Posts: 1,146 Member
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    Do lots of cardio, cardio makes you fat, but running will break your knees and ankles off.
  • kittyhasclaws
    kittyhasclaws Posts: 446 Member
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    Butter and bacon, butter and bacon....

    Do we eat them separately, or should I be buttering my bacon? Should I cook the bacon in butter? And should I be drinking the drippings?
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,179 Member
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    I would only eat once a day, the rest of the time your body will think you are starving. When you eat your one meal your body will store every calorie that you consume as fat.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    Well don't eat 6000 calories in mayo..... it will keep you thin
  • phinphanbill26
    phinphanbill26 Posts: 574 Member
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    Just take all the motivation sayings off the refrigerator...that'll work for quick weight gain!

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