Name an Embarassing Moment ... If You Dare!

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louisey112
louisey112 Posts: 576 Member
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One of my many most embarrassing moments has to be when I had my kids at the doctor's for a checkup. Let me premise this by saying that I have one blonde hair child and one dark hair one. The doctor was looking into my mini-me's eyes (the dark haired one) and said to me, "Oh, one blue eye and one brown eye." To which I immediately responded, "What!!?? I swear they were both brown!" She put the instrument down and looked at me like I had two heads and said, "No, I mean one blue eye" - pointing to my blonde child, "and one brown eye" - pointing to the other one. I felt like such a dork and almost peed myself laughing. Of course my child has two brown eyes! People, don't let the brunette hair fool you - I'm not as smart as I look!

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  • ashbee03
    ashbee03 Posts: 270 Member
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    LOL.
    i live on the top floor of our building.
    it's an old building so you can hear a lot.
    we had new people move in below us.
    and one day i was sitting on the floor watching a movie.
    we have hardwood floors and i let one rip.
    yes, a loud one.
    and on a hardwood floor it was loud.
    i laughed to myself.
    then, i thought for a minute, and when i was cleaning the aparmtnet below us (i am a super) i could hear my dogs nails when she walked.
    so i could only imagine what they heard when i farted !
    so embarrassing.
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
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    Lol!! That's a good one!
    I've done and continue to do so many stupid things that I've stopped being embarrassed by them!
    I just embrace the ridiculousness!
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
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    This one time .....at band camp......:blushing:

    :laugh:
  • vendygirl
    vendygirl Posts: 718 Member
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    Lets just say I once called someone by the wrong name durning an activity that it was really bad to be saying the wrong name........Ah college.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    When I was in college some friends and I rented a new house, we were all moving in on the same day, one guys parents were there helping with the move. He was upstairs in his room which had a direct view of the top of the stairs.
    I was carrying my dresser drawer up the stairs with my porn mag collection hidden underneath some clothes, just as I get to the top of the stairs I stumbled and dropped the drawer, out come my clothes and porn mags right in front of new room mates parents. Yea hi....
    Room mates reminded me of that one many times :laugh:
  • A_Valerie
    A_Valerie Posts: 129 Member
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    This one time .....at band camp......:blushing:

    :laugh:

    luv it :laugh:
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
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    All joking aside though, many years ago I worked in an office with this guy who we started calling "watermelon di@k" as the result of some kind of joke session one morning. He called me for something later that same day, and I answered with the greeting "hey there watermelon di@k" only to find out that A) I was on speakerphone and B) my boss was in the same conference room...OOOOOPS!

    Luckily it was a very relaxed place and everyone got a laugh out of it...but I think my heart actually stopped for a few seconds there.
  • hnsaunde
    hnsaunde Posts: 757 Member
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    I was playing in a basketball game and managed to score on my own net. I was wondering why no one was chasing me!
  • sportsforfun
    sportsforfun Posts: 353
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    Back when I was a young lad of 21, I went on a trip with my at the time girlfriend and her parents. She was very innocent or at least her parents thought so. As we are going through security at the airport, my bag gets randomly selected to be searched. Of course, as her parents stood there, the guy searching it pulls out a box of condoms and says 'looks like you have a fun trip planned'. Awesome.
  • ashbee03
    ashbee03 Posts: 270 Member
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    Back when I was a young lad of 21, I went on a trip with my at the time girlfriend and her parents. She was very innocent or at least her parents thought so. As we are going through security at the airport, my bag gets randomly selected to be searched. Of course, as her parents stood there, the guy searching it pulls out a box of condoms and says 'looks like you have a fun trip planned'. Awesome.


    lol. i wish this site had a like button.
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
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    Back when I was a young lad of 21, I went on a trip with my at the time girlfriend and her parents. She was very innocent or at least her parents thought so. As we are going through security at the airport, my bag gets randomly selected to be searched. Of course, as her parents stood there, the guy searching it pulls out a box of condoms and says 'looks like you have a fun trip planned'. Awesome.
    :laugh: You're probably lucky her father didn't chop off anything you'd possibly need to place a condom on after that...LOL!
  • Shelbert79
    Shelbert79 Posts: 517 Member
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    This just happened on 4th of July weekend, driving home from NC. Wearing a strapless dress (no bra), had to hop over the front seat to reach one of my kids, top fell down and my poor 10 year old daughter got an eye full! My hubby was upset that he missed it!
  • IamSheaMc
    IamSheaMc Posts: 1,310 Member
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    Once when I was about 19yrs old I was in my room hanging out with my boyfriend, we were just being silly so I rolled up his shirt and proceeded to lick his belly up to his chest then BOOM in walks my grandmother, she was standing there looking at me with my tongue out on his belly and him laying back on the bed :noway:

    So I did the only thing I could and ran! I ran passed her and left my boyfriend laying there hahaha
  • louisey112
    louisey112 Posts: 576 Member
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    This just happened on 4th of July weekend, driving home from NC. Wearing a strapless dress (no bra), had to hop over the front seat to reach one of my kids, top fell down and my poor 10 year old daughter got an eye full! My hubby was upset that he missed it!

    lol ... at least it was your own kid though. I was just at the beach for a short time and as I was getting pommled by waves, I flashed quite a few people that were sitting on the shore - and more than once. Note to self: bikini tops and rough water is NOT a good combination!
  • nothing1994
    nothing1994 Posts: 1,936 Member
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    When i was THIN - so long ago - i was dared to run outside naked around the block. Lucky me, lots of people magically had a reason to be outside that time.
  • louisey112
    louisey112 Posts: 576 Member
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    Once when I was about 19yrs old I was in my room hanging out with my boyfriend, we were just being silly so I rolled up his shirt and proceeded to lick his belly up to his chest then BOOM in walks my grandmother, she was standing there looking at me with my tongue out on his belly and him laying back on the bed :noway:

    So I did the only thing I could and ran! I ran passed her and left my boyfriend laying there hahaha

    OMG - THAT would be totally embarassing!!!
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    Sneezed at work once and when I did, a little stinker ran out the back door at the same time. I am a cubie so there was no hiding. So as any adult would do--in my best Ed McMahon voice--I just laughed and said, "YES!".
  • IamSheaMc
    IamSheaMc Posts: 1,310 Member
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    Trust me it was!
  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
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    Not so much embarassing, but I was horrified. A few years ago, I was dating a guy, and I spent the night at his house. He had his kids that night, but they were upstairs fast asleep. We figured as long as I left before they got up, no problem. So, we proceeded to conduct relations till about 3am, and then passed out. All of a sudden, around 5am, I hear "Daddy! Daddy! I had a bad dream!" and his daughter proceeds to take the blankets off, and cuddles up to my non-clothed self. He's dead to the world, I'm trying to poke him as hard as I can while pretending I'm not awake (becuase I don't want to scare the crap out of the poor kid, I'd never met her), and he's sawing logs. LOL.
  • collinj8
    collinj8 Posts: 98 Member
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    forgot to zip up my pants. That was just 5 minutes ago.

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