Name an Embarassing Moment ... If You Dare!
louisey112
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One of my many most embarrassing moments has to be when I had my kids at the doctor's for a checkup. Let me premise this by saying that I have one blonde hair child and one dark hair one. The doctor was looking into my mini-me's eyes (the dark haired one) and said to me, "Oh, one blue eye and one brown eye." To which I immediately responded, "What!!?? I swear they were both brown!" She put the instrument down and looked at me like I had two heads and said, "No, I mean one blue eye" - pointing to my blonde child, "and one brown eye" - pointing to the other one. I felt like such a dork and almost peed myself laughing. Of course my child has two brown eyes! People, don't let the brunette hair fool you - I'm not as smart as I look!
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LOL.
i live on the top floor of our building.
it's an old building so you can hear a lot.
we had new people move in below us.
and one day i was sitting on the floor watching a movie.
we have hardwood floors and i let one rip.
yes, a loud one.
and on a hardwood floor it was loud.
i laughed to myself.
then, i thought for a minute, and when i was cleaning the aparmtnet below us (i am a super) i could hear my dogs nails when she walked.
so i could only imagine what they heard when i farted !
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Lol!! That's a good one!
I've done and continue to do so many stupid things that I've stopped being embarrassed by them!
I just embrace the ridiculousness!0 -
This one time .....at band camp......:blushing:
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Lets just say I once called someone by the wrong name durning an activity that it was really bad to be saying the wrong name........Ah college.0
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When I was in college some friends and I rented a new house, we were all moving in on the same day, one guys parents were there helping with the move. He was upstairs in his room which had a direct view of the top of the stairs.
I was carrying my dresser drawer up the stairs with my porn mag collection hidden underneath some clothes, just as I get to the top of the stairs I stumbled and dropped the drawer, out come my clothes and porn mags right in front of new room mates parents. Yea hi....
Room mates reminded me of that one many times :laugh:0 -
This one time .....at band camp......:blushing:
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All joking aside though, many years ago I worked in an office with this guy who we started calling "watermelon di@k" as the result of some kind of joke session one morning. He called me for something later that same day, and I answered with the greeting "hey there watermelon di@k" only to find out that A) I was on speakerphone and
my boss was in the same conference room...OOOOOPS!
Luckily it was a very relaxed place and everyone got a laugh out of it...but I think my heart actually stopped for a few seconds there.0 -
I was playing in a basketball game and managed to score on my own net. I was wondering why no one was chasing me!0
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Back when I was a young lad of 21, I went on a trip with my at the time girlfriend and her parents. She was very innocent or at least her parents thought so. As we are going through security at the airport, my bag gets randomly selected to be searched. Of course, as her parents stood there, the guy searching it pulls out a box of condoms and says 'looks like you have a fun trip planned'. Awesome.0
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Back when I was a young lad of 21, I went on a trip with my at the time girlfriend and her parents. She was very innocent or at least her parents thought so. As we are going through security at the airport, my bag gets randomly selected to be searched. Of course, as her parents stood there, the guy searching it pulls out a box of condoms and says 'looks like you have a fun trip planned'. Awesome.
lol. i wish this site had a like button.0 -
:laugh: You're probably lucky her father didn't chop off anything you'd possibly need to place a condom on after that...LOL!Back when I was a young lad of 21, I went on a trip with my at the time girlfriend and her parents. She was very innocent or at least her parents thought so. As we are going through security at the airport, my bag gets randomly selected to be searched. Of course, as her parents stood there, the guy searching it pulls out a box of condoms and says 'looks like you have a fun trip planned'. Awesome.0 -
This just happened on 4th of July weekend, driving home from NC. Wearing a strapless dress (no bra), had to hop over the front seat to reach one of my kids, top fell down and my poor 10 year old daughter got an eye full! My hubby was upset that he missed it!0
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Once when I was about 19yrs old I was in my room hanging out with my boyfriend, we were just being silly so I rolled up his shirt and proceeded to lick his belly up to his chest then BOOM in walks my grandmother, she was standing there looking at me with my tongue out on his belly and him laying back on the bed :noway:
So I did the only thing I could and ran! I ran passed her and left my boyfriend laying there hahaha0 -
This just happened on 4th of July weekend, driving home from NC. Wearing a strapless dress (no bra), had to hop over the front seat to reach one of my kids, top fell down and my poor 10 year old daughter got an eye full! My hubby was upset that he missed it!
lol ... at least it was your own kid though. I was just at the beach for a short time and as I was getting pommled by waves, I flashed quite a few people that were sitting on the shore - and more than once. Note to self: bikini tops and rough water is NOT a good combination!0 -
When i was THIN - so long ago - i was dared to run outside naked around the block. Lucky me, lots of people magically had a reason to be outside that time.0
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Once when I was about 19yrs old I was in my room hanging out with my boyfriend, we were just being silly so I rolled up his shirt and proceeded to lick his belly up to his chest then BOOM in walks my grandmother, she was standing there looking at me with my tongue out on his belly and him laying back on the bed :noway:
So I did the only thing I could and ran! I ran passed her and left my boyfriend laying there hahaha
OMG - THAT would be totally embarassing!!!0 -
Sneezed at work once and when I did, a little stinker ran out the back door at the same time. I am a cubie so there was no hiding. So as any adult would do--in my best Ed McMahon voice--I just laughed and said, "YES!".0
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Trust me it was!0
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Not so much embarassing, but I was horrified. A few years ago, I was dating a guy, and I spent the night at his house. He had his kids that night, but they were upstairs fast asleep. We figured as long as I left before they got up, no problem. So, we proceeded to conduct relations till about 3am, and then passed out. All of a sudden, around 5am, I hear "Daddy! Daddy! I had a bad dream!" and his daughter proceeds to take the blankets off, and cuddles up to my non-clothed self. He's dead to the world, I'm trying to poke him as hard as I can while pretending I'm not awake (becuase I don't want to scare the crap out of the poor kid, I'd never met her), and he's sawing logs. LOL.0
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forgot to zip up my pants. That was just 5 minutes ago.0
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forgot to zip up my pants. That was just 5 minutes ago.
LOL ooh lalala0 -
I went out one night to a hardcore gig back in the day when I was a supercool angsty teenaged goth, and got very drunk. As I got off the bus at about midnight and started the five minute walk home, I realised I needed to pee really badly. I was wearing heels and a fishtail dress that clutched tight round the knees with a deep black lace hem. Underneath I had a tight waist corset and a body shaper, and tights (hose). There was just no way I could get it all off quickly in order to duck behind a bush in someone's front garden so I just hobbled faster and faster, hoping to get home before it was too late.
As I approached my front door, I started fumbling for my keys in my bag, and in that moment I lost concentration and just started peeing. I couldn't stop, it was like Niagara Falls. It filled my shoes and soaked my dress, which then hung lower with the added weight of hot pee. I staggered the last 20 yards with my fishtail dress leaving a wide wet trail behind me like a snail, my feet squelching in my shoes. As I put the key in the door, my mum opened it. She wouldn't let me into the house until I had removed my wet shoes and tights, and bundled my dress up round my waist. I had to tiptoe up to the bathroom careful not to drip anywhe while she made loud groaning sounds and sarcastic comments to the rest of the family.
I was a very serious teen so this was all mortifying, and as you can imagine, this story has surfaced with monotonous regularity every time I bring friends home. They're still getting mileage out of it over 25 years later.0 -
I used to have a pit bull that would fart sometimes when she sneezed...then would turn aorund and look back there, then at us like "what the hell was that?"Sneezed at work once and when I did, a little stinker ran out the back door at the same time. I am a cubie so there was no hiding. So as any adult would do--in my best Ed McMahon voice--I just laughed and said, "YES!".0 -
Last year I was walking down the hallway of the cruise ship I was on and my, then, 3 yr old daughter was with me. There were a couple heavy ladies standing in the walk way talking and right before we got to where they were, my daughter in a loud voice said, "Mommy there's not enough room to get by those fat girls!" OMG. I wanted to die.0
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My daughter is a January baby. When she was a month old, we lost power at the house, so i went to my parents house for heat. My parents weren't home, and I apparently did not have the correct code for the alarm system, so it went off. And kept going off. I decided to sit in my car in their driveway and nurse my daughter while deciding what to do next. Right about this time, a police car pulled up to the house, two officers got out, and I'm seeing this in my rearview mirror. I completely forget that I have a breast out and get out of the car with my 1 month old daughter. Hey, at least the police officers were cute!0
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I was about 22 and went for a night out at our local country club with my then Husband and My best friend and her partner.
There was a comedy act on and we were in the front row.
I wore very skimpy skin tight clothing back the and was wearing a low cut dress and no underwear.
in the course of events my dress had slipped a little too low and one breast shuffled its way free and I hadnt noticed.
No real biggy ...things like that didnt bother me all that much
The real embarrassing moment was my friend who suddenly shouted out at the top of her voice 'Trace...your tit's hanging out!!' just at the point the comedy act had come to a silent pause.
All i could do was smile sweetly and re-adjust myself0 -
Peeing myself at school. On more than one occasion.
I have a weak bladder and when I gotta go, I GOTTA GO!
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I'll give you 2.
#1 was my junior year in HS. I went to Catholic school; so all the girls had to wear skirts, of course. Well, one morning our bus wasn't running because of the snow; so my friend's dad drove us to school. They had a 2-door & I was in the back. When I went to get out of the car at school, my feet got tangled in the seat belt & fell on my on the ice. I bounced up real quick, looked around & no one seemed to notice. I thought I was in the clear until a friend walked up to me inside, pointed at my bloody knees (that I hadn't noticed earlier) and asked if I was ok.
#2 happened a couple of weeks ago. I was walking from work to Subway, tripped & fell in the middle of the street. Got up, walked to the bank like no one saw anything, right? I look down & my knee was bleeding profusely.
I see a pattern here...and my knees don't like it...0 -
a few weeks ago i was at a dear friends house. i was crouching down looking at their 1y olds little drum set. i tried to get back up from that position and did not have the strength to get my feet under me, so i toddled backwards and finally landed hard on my butt, pushing a shredder into the wall behind me and breaking a 8in diameter hole in the wall.
we were playing poker that night so of course it was the topic of conversation. i'm still embarrassed to go over there... they were really cool about it..
i actually also put a dent in their truck, we were camping and i went to back up our jeep and ran it right into the side of their truck. i'm not sure why they still like me lol
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Wait, you are wearing pants?forgot to zip up my pants. That was just 5 minutes ago.
I was sick at a mall and in the bathroom a little boy started crying from the smell. The dad tried to comfort him by telling him that sometimes bathrooms smell and the kid replied "'not like this". I died a little inside.0
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