I hate air

taso42

It's just so boring I can hardly stand it. I used to smoke, but I gave that up, because it's "not healthy" lol blah blah blah. I've tried soaking a dust mask in perfume and breathing through it, but people give me funny looks, and after a while the smell gets stale anyway. Are there any alternatives to just breathing plain old air? I can't stand it!

2143661

stop breathing?

ElizabethRoad

I like to breathe through a lemon.

infamousmk

Maybe you need to keep a lapdog around, and just breath their farts.

SofaKingRad

Have you considered farting into a bag and breathing it in?

PicNic00

Go into a public restroom at the beach or park, or even better a Port-a-potty... It will help you learn to like fresh air

Cliffslosinit

I breathe through the thigh gap!!

scs143

Hold your breath. See where that gets you.

MassiveDelta

See if you can get Kevin Costner to tell you where he got his gills installed

GorillaNJ

Move back to Jersey... our air is flavored

MB_Positif

I hate air too, maybe it would be better if we could breathe in 70 teaspoons of sugar per week

scs143

Move back to Jersey... our air is flavored

To smell like ****.

cmriverside

Don't weigh yourself with full lungs. It adds weight.

PittShkr

Ever smell a dog fart?

Ever smell a dog fart .... on weed?

_Timmeh_

soak a cotton ball in air freshener and cram in your nose?

Maude_Lewbowski

Ahhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha! YES!

billsica

I usually use a can of spray paint and put it in a bag and breath.

Thomasm198

Eat the right foods to make you fart. Then just keep bending over and sniffing your farts.

Qarol

You don't need air. You get all the air you need from the foods you eat.

WestCoastPhoenix

Try good pot. :smokin:

MeliJean78

I breathe through the thigh gap!!

I'm pretty sure you can breathe through your ears.

Lift_This_

hold your breathe till your face turns a pretty shade of blue or purple?

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UsedToBeHusky

Huff your highlighters and you won't give a **** anymore!

Cliffslosinit

I breathe through the thigh gap!!


I'm pretty sure you can breathe through your ears.

Yep!!

spade117

Have you considered farting into a bag and breathing it in?

Or try Ripdizzles, I heard they cause cravings.

MeliJean78

It's just so boring I can hardly stand it. I used to smoke, but I gave that up, because it's "not healthy" lol blah blah blah. I've tried soaking a dust mask in perfume and breathing through it, but people give me funny looks, and after a while the smell gets stale anyway. Are there any alternatives to just breathing plain old air? I can't stand it!

I can overnight express my panties to you.

PittShkr

I breathe through the thigh gap!!

I'm pretty sure you can breathe through your ears.

Biologically the human head has canals and tubes connecting your eyes, nose and ears. so yes you possibly could breath through your ears.

AllTehBeers

Try good pot. :smokin:

This may be the best alternative to breating regular old air.

Jules2Be

Have you considered farting into a bag and breathing it in?

Or try Ripdizzles, I heard they cause cravings.

thats some potent :explode:

mississippi_queen

Just try breathing in whip-its.... Then you get the added bonus of hearing that wha wha wha wha wha all day.