I hate air

skullshank

I breathe through the thigh gap!!

that'll add flava...

back when i had money to burn i used to order imported "cans o' queef". expensive, but WELL worth it.

I found a variety pack one time that was a mix of cans o' queef, hooker spit, and after sex stank. It was like $9 for a sixer.

dude, now THATS a deal! i hope you scooped that up and had a great evening with it. i do hope you logged it though.

Laces_0ut

haha...love it.

so now that we have options for water and air what about the other elements?

fire is too hot. i want room temp fire.

earth is too dirty. i want clean earth.

silvergurl518

pixie stix?

lukeout007

I breathe through the thigh gap!!

that'll add flava...

back when i had money to burn i used to order imported "cans o' queef". expensive, but WELL worth it.

I found a variety pack one time that was a mix of cans o' queef, hooker spit, and after sex stank. It was like $9 for a sixer.

dude, now THATS a deal! i hope you scooped that up and had a great evening with it. i do hope you logged it though.

I did...I made sure it fit into my macros though. And since there were no carbs I can't gain weight right?

cubizzle

It's just so boring I can hardly stand it. I used to smoke, but I gave that up, because it's "not healthy" lol blah blah blah. I've tried soaking a dust mask in perfume and breathing through it, but people give me funny looks, and after a while the smell gets stale anyway. Are there any alternatives to just breathing plain old air? I can't stand it!

I can overnight express my panties to you.

um, yes please

Sinisi2012

100% of people that breathe air end up dying. Can't be that good for you.

Good point!

Larimar0989

Move back to Jersey... our air is flavored

hahahahaha so true...but sad.

sosino

Don't weigh yourself with full lungs. It adds weight.

I'm waiting to see how many people I see at the gym now exhale before stepping on the scales. LOL:)

skullshank

I breathe through the thigh gap!!

that'll add flava...

back when i had money to burn i used to order imported "cans o' queef". expensive, but WELL worth it.

I found a variety pack one time that was a mix of cans o' queef, hooker spit, and after sex stank. It was like $9 for a sixer.

dude, now THATS a deal! i hope you scooped that up and had a great evening with it. i do hope you logged it though.

I did...I made sure it fit into my macros though. And since there were no carbs I can't gain weight right?

nope...if you see the scale move, weigh yourself later in the day, it should come back down, but if not youre probably just retaining some of the queef...so its not really weight gained.
i did learn, however, that it contains "modified vag-o-dextrin", and you really dont want that stuff in your system...it's made from corn.

auntiebabs

Move back to Jersey... our air is flavored

NJTP Exit 12, I'm guessing.

Deedsie

or the incest.

Bahahaha!!!

OMG, I have to go pee now I'm laughing so hard. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Feathil

Now that you've brought up air, it's easy to explain how there's bad tasting water out there. Rusty old water pipes with flouride and chlorine in the city is so horrible I use cordial to make it bearable.

In the middle of a big ol' city do you love to breathe in the smog off the exhaust of a lorry? Well, water-wise some of us get the equivalent of that piped into our homes and it's expected that you're still gonna enjoy drinking 2 litres of that? It's not such a ridiculous subject if you have to deal with that!

But props for a good aul piss-take thread, the more lulz on MFP the better!

earthtoemilyy

one time when i was really high i spent like an hour talking to my brother about how life would be so much better if we could breath through our buttholes. you should try it.

lukeout007

one time when i was really high i spent like an hour talking to my brother about how life would be so much better if we could breath through our buttholes. you should try it.

Friend request sent.

lukeout007

I breathe through the thigh gap!!

that'll add flava...

back when i had money to burn i used to order imported "cans o' queef". expensive, but WELL worth it.

I found a variety pack one time that was a mix of cans o' queef, hooker spit, and after sex stank. It was like $9 for a sixer.

dude, now THATS a deal! i hope you scooped that up and had a great evening with it. i do hope you logged it though.

I did...I made sure it fit into my macros though. And since there were no carbs I can't gain weight right?

nope...if you see the scale move, weigh yourself later in the day, it should come back down, but if not youre probably just retaining some of the queef...so its not really weight gained.
i did learn, however, that it contains "modified vag-o-dextrin", and you really dont want that stuff in your system...it's made from corn.

Oh yeah f*** corn. That stuff is garbage. I prefer things with chemicals that do better for my body.

_the_feniks_

You can have the box of panty liners I have at home. They said they were "breathable". Which I found funny because I didn't remember that being a breathing organ from Anatomy. But anyways, I bought them for the next time I needed to resucitate somebody.

Kitten2629

I breathe through the thigh gap!!

:laugh: Your fascinated with the thigh gap, Mr. Cliff.

MinnesotaManimal

one time when i was really high i spent like an hour talking to my brother about how life would be so much better if we could breath through our buttholes. you should try it.

I spent the last 20 minutes trying and can only seem to "breathe" out; can you offer any tips?

Nessiechickie

one time when i was really high i spent like an hour talking to my brother about how life would be so much better if we could breath through our buttholes. you should try it.

LMFAO! Your burps would smell pretty fantastic! :laugh:

AlsDonkBoxSquat

huffing, I hear that there are long term side effects, but you only know that for a short time.