Prison vs Work

bynsky
bynsky Posts: 15,837 Member
in Chit-Chat
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a
little bit more clear . . .

IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK . . . you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day.
AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK . . . you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK . . . you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet.
AT WORK . . . you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK . . . you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.
AT WORK . . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK . . . they are called managers.

So . . . why is it again that we work?
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  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Um, because you don't have to be afraid of unwanted butt-sex at work?
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    Awesom!
  • weeblex
    weeblex Posts: 412 Member
    Because I can take bacon back to my cell, I mean office
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    So true!
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
    I have this posted on my wall here in the office. Right next to my Dilberts, Dunecat, and other IT Guy Humor.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Um, because you don't have to be afraid of unwanted butt-sex at work?

    un-wanted? whats that?
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    Um, because you don't have to be afraid of unwanted butt-sex at work?

    Speak for yourself!





    Oh wait... :laugh:
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    Um, because you don't have to be afraid of unwanted butt-sex at work?

    I think that's job dependent.

    Crud, here he comes again *hides*
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
    Um, because you don't have to be afraid of unwanted butt-sex at work?

    You don't?

    Lucky..
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Um, because you don't have to be afraid of unwanted butt-sex at work?

    Truth. Although if you're speaking metaphorically...
  • DonniesGirl69
    DonniesGirl69 Posts: 644 Member
    Because I can take bacon back to my cell, I mean office

    Right!!! Mmmmm....bacon
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Um, because you don't have to be afraid of unwanted butt-sex at work?

    un-wanted? whats that?
    I love you.
  • cbmcphillips
    cbmcphillips Posts: 801 Member
    bump... lol....
  • allison0820
    allison0820 Posts: 323 Member
    bump LOL
  • xHelloQuincyx
    xHelloQuincyx Posts: 884 Member
    well at one of my jobs i get to run around with 2 year olds and do anything from picking flowers to doing puzzles... O.O

    my other job, i just make peoples coffee. safe to say i would much rather not be in prison
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    Vacation. The only reason I work is vacation.
  • bartleby9
    bartleby9 Posts: 30
    I think you are making massive generalizations to a hyperbolic degree. Where are you getting these facts? What is your job?
  • PanteraGirl
    PanteraGirl Posts: 566 Member
    So true, and it is really really sad!
  • Berto0391
    Berto0391 Posts: 273 Member
    Um, because you don't have to be afraid of unwanted butt-sex at work?



    Really?....I get screwed all the time at work 0.o
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Um, because you don't have to be afraid of unwanted butt-sex at work?

    Well...maybe not 100% of the time...

    True story, in college I waitressed and I had a chef corner me in the big walk in freezer and tongue my ear. Sickening...had it not been mid shift and possible for someone to walk in often something worse might have happened. Ick.
  • hpsnickers1
    hpsnickers1 Posts: 2,783 Member
    This used to hang in my cell...I mean cubicle!
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  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    I think you are making massive generalizations to a hyperbolic degree. Where are you getting these facts? What is your job?

    Please tell me you're being funny.
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    Um, because you don't have to be afraid of unwanted butt-sex at work?

    Speak for yourself!





    Oh wait... :laugh:


    This.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    In Soviet Russia, Prison works you!
  • gecho
    gecho Posts: 426 Member
    why is a majority of the comments tuning in on the butt-sex comment...scary:frown:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Um, because you don't have to be afraid of unwanted butt-sex at work?


    Really?....I get screwed all the time at work 0.o

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  • themommie
    themommie Posts: 5,033 Member
    LOL
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    After watching American History X last night, I think I would rather be at work than in prison. But as long as I can keep other skinheads at bay I'm good..
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    man then I am in double trouble if I work in a prison :laugh:

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