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Prison vs Work

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  • lbmore33
    lbmore33 Posts: 1,013 Member
    Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a
    little bit more clear . . .

    IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
    AT WORK . . . you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

    IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day.
    AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

    IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior.
    AT WORK . . . you get more work for good behavior.

    IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT WORK . . . you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

    IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet.
    AT WORK . . . you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

    IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK . . . you can't even speak to your family.

    IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.
    AT WORK . . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
    AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK . . . they are called managers.

    So . . . why is it again that we work?


    b/c I actually work in a federal prison..lol
  • BeautifulArtemis
    BeautifulArtemis Posts: 641 Member
    Vacation. The only reason I work is vacation.


    ^^ What she said~
  • livinginwoods
    livinginwoods Posts: 562 Member
    Um, because you don't have to be afraid of unwanted butt-sex at work?

    I need your job!
  • ccarre81
    ccarre81 Posts: 134 Member

    b/c I actually work in a federal prison..lol

    Ditto! Not working in one, but have visited many times to know better. My cublicle may be a tiny bit smaller than a cell, but it smells so much better than any prison range. Plus I don't get hollered at by my coworkers when I walk through the office... and I can wear skirts as much as I want.
  • banstett
    banstett Posts: 95
    This is why you should own your own business! :)
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