The **I wonder** thread

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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I wonder if there REALLY is a person inside all of us trying to get out, how many calories is that damn b*tch burning in the process so I can log them!

    Better yet. . Just let her out! I wonder what she weighs!
  • 33neenaj
    33neenaj Posts: 306
    Sometimes I wonder....."what if"

    i wonder when i will reach my ultimate weight goal...

    it's funny that your picture is of a klondike bar....i was part of a trivia group one time called "im ashamed of what i did for a klondike bar"...heheheheeh...good times

    lol
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I wonder if I was driving at the speed of light and turned on my headlights....would they work?

    Yes.
  • Sepheara
    Sepheara Posts: 208 Member
    I wonder why the cow jumped over the moon

    I always wondered more about the comb and the brush and the bowl full of mush. And the quiet old lady whispering "hush."


    nerver hear of that one but now you have me wondering why not
    childs book: "Goodnight Moon"
  • FitnFabMichelle
    FitnFabMichelle Posts: 161 Member
    I wonder what really happened on opening day this year...and how I ended up at the Marriott hotel lobby...asleep...in a chair...
  • RhonndaJ
    RhonndaJ Posts: 1,615 Member
    I wonder how some people have managed to live as long as they have.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I wonder why the cow jumped over the moon

    The original poem is printed in it's entirety in "The Fellowship of the Ring". . just fyi.
  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
    I wonder who figured out the chemistry behind baking.

    Baking is science for hungry people! Nom nom nom...
  • darkknightfan
    darkknightfan Posts: 396 Member
    why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways ?
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    How many times do you try to flush before finally busting out the plunger?
  • NikkiSixGuns
    NikkiSixGuns Posts: 630 Member
    Why my dog still hasn't figured out (after six years) that when we leave the house we ALWAYS come back.

    How I can sleep through THREE alarms going off for 45 minutes.

    If calories are what make food taste good... There seems to be a correllation between the number of calories in something and it's yumminess rating. Not true of all foods (broccoli is freaking fantastic and not loaded with calories) but in general...
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Why my dog still hasn't figured out (after six years) that when we leave the house we ALWAYS come back.

    How I can sleep through THREE alarms going off for 45 minutes.

    If calories are what make food taste good... There seems to be a correllation between the number of calories in something and it's yumminess rating. Not true of all foods (broccoli is freaking fantastic and not loaded with calories) but in general...

    This makes one wonder about evolution. . the food that tastes the best should also be the best for us!
  • Sassy922
    Sassy922 Posts: 399 Member
    I wonder if the grass is *really* greener. It can't be this bad at every place of employment.
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    I wonder if I will ever finish University...
    get to my goal weight...
    be a millionaire :bigsmile: :laugh:
  • MissFit0101
    MissFit0101 Posts: 2,382
    I wonder what my son will grow up to be (career)
  • Adleheid77
    Adleheid77 Posts: 16
    I wonder why dogs like to stick their head out the window of a car, but hate when you blow in their face.

    *whispering* . .it's your breath. .

    THIS made me LOL
  • ggcat
    ggcat Posts: 313 Member
    What could be more boring than my job?

    My job.
  • cburky911
    cburky911 Posts: 89 Member
    I wonder....If my knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?
  • cburky911
    cburky911 Posts: 89 Member
    I wonder why 24 Hour Convenience Stores have locks on the doors.
  • SocWkrBee
    SocWkrBee Posts: 374
    I wonder if the cute guy I met walking my dog thought I was cute too. :love: *fingers crossed*
  • cburky911
    cburky911 Posts: 89 Member
    I wonder why they have braile on the buttons of the drive-up ATM's
  • BethanyCee
    BethanyCee Posts: 70
    I wonder if I'll be able to see the title of this thread and NOT read it as The Wonder Bread.
  • ValRAAAAY
    ValRAAAAY Posts: 270 Member
    I wonder if a deaf person goes to court....is it still considered a "hearing?"
  • chameleon77
    chameleon77 Posts: 124
    I wonder why dogs like to stick their head out the window of a car, but hate when you blow in their face.

    *whispering* . .it's your breath. .



    Hahahaha:laugh:
  • chameleon77
    chameleon77 Posts: 124
    Sometimes I wonder....."what if"


    Just sometimes?
  • chameleon77
    chameleon77 Posts: 124
    I wonder if rooms in an insane asylum have Do Not Disturb signs for the doors. I should hope not, because knock or no knock, every occupant in those rooms is already disturbed.
:huh:
  • NikkiSixGuns
    NikkiSixGuns Posts: 630 Member
    Why is there a Toaster Strudel advertisement on the side of my screen right now? Do they KNOW it's almost lunchtime and I'm starving???
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Why is there a Toaster Strudel advertisement on the side of my screen right now? Do they KNOW it's almost lunchtime and I'm starving???

    Can you think of a better place to advertise Toaster Strudel?
  • Focusisfab
    Focusisfab Posts: 140
    I wonder why they have braile on the buttons of the drive-up ATM's










    ......But not on the cash?
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I wonder why they have braile on the buttons of the drive-up ATM's





    ......But not on the cash?

    Yeah.. or the steering wheel and the dashboard readouts of the cars! What's going on here!

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