The **I wonder** thread

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  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
    I wonder if there REALLY is a person inside all of us trying to get out, how many calories is that damn b*tch burning in the process so I can log them!

    Better yet. . Just let her out! I wonder what she weighs!

    :laugh:
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    And why do unbleached brown eggs cost more?

    On our farm the chickens lay brown eggs, white eggs, even some eggs that are pastel blue and pastel green.

    Egg color has nothing to do with bleach and everything to do with the breed of chicken laying the egg. In general the chickens laying the white eggs are more productive, therefore more common in the egg business, so a larger supply keeps the price lower.
  • sarahmoo12
    sarahmoo12 Posts: 756 Member
    I wonder why people take jokes bad after they have been warned they are going hear something most people find offensive ... it makes me lol :D
  • ChelleFeegan
    ChelleFeegan Posts: 80 Member
    I wonder why the hours drag when I am work.
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    why are there Jumbo Shrimp?

    Its something 'military intelligence' came up with
  • MellowGa
    MellowGa Posts: 1,258 Member
    I wonder if he gets the game?
  • midschool22
    midschool22 Posts: 1,267 Member
    I wonder what the FRACK Bud Selig meant when he said this about expanded use of instant replay in baseball-

    "When the technology is available".

    We are talking about instant replay Bud, not your drug testing procedures.
  • almostatgoalweight
    almostatgoalweight Posts: 234 Member
    I wonder what life will be like after the singularity (computers smarter than humans).
  • Biggipooh
    Biggipooh Posts: 350
    I wonder, why some people in the US wear
    clothes in the sauna.
  • Natx83
    Natx83 Posts: 1,298 Member
    I wonder why dogs like to stick their head out the window of a car, but hate when you blow in their face.

    Ride a motorbike!
  • alleycat88
    alleycat88 Posts: 756 Member
    I wonder how many people cheat on their SOs
  • AnarchoGen
    AnarchoGen Posts: 400 Member
    Why there are so many overbearing authoritarians stomping about

    I second this.
  • tabulator32
    tabulator32 Posts: 701 Member
    I wonder how accurate the calorie and nutrient counts are on these food labels.

    I wonder how accurate my fitbit is while counting my calories.

    I wonder why I care after I've already lost sixty pounds.

    :bigsmile:

    I wonder if I have time to fix an omelet before I go to work.
  • rlmadrid
    rlmadrid Posts: 694 Member
    And why do unbleached brown eggs cost more?
    lol...my daughter wanted me to buy the chocolate eggs!!:smile:

    That's adorable! I wonder if she was disappointed when they weren't chocolate?
  • PamL66
    PamL66 Posts: 116 Member
    I wonder why that damn chicken crossed the road!

    They say it's "to get to the other side", but I think the chicken had an ulterior motive.
  • almostatgoalweight
    almostatgoalweight Posts: 234 Member
    I wonder how many people cheat on their SOs

    By the end of a persons life, the majority of people have cheated at least once.
  • Melanie_RS
    Melanie_RS Posts: 417 Member
    I wonder why one of my dogs smells horrible when he comes in from outside but my other dog always smells like pure fluffly cuteness. my grey dog is like baking soda - absorbs every single odor there is. :(
  • Melanie_RS
    Melanie_RS Posts: 417 Member
    No,, I take that back, I wonder HOW the Colorado shooter got orange hair in prison?? who was doing his hair? where did he get the chemicals? WTF???? he's in solitary confinement....how did this really happen.

    and how do prisoners get tattoos in prison?! where do they get the ink? the needles, the tools? WTFagain!!!

    prison isn't what it used to be I guess.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    I wonder if people can see contempt through email.
  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
    I wonder if people can see contempt through email.

    only if you use italics! :smile:
  • FitnFabMichelle
    FitnFabMichelle Posts: 161 Member
    I wonder if I'll ever been unpacked and completely moved in to my new house...
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    I wonder why it is beautiful for three weeks straight but, the moment I get my kayaks loaded on the truck, it starts to rain.. and does not stop until Sunday evening when I take the kayaks OFF the roof.
  • ambrwaves27
    ambrwaves27 Posts: 206
    I wonder what the FRACK Bud Selig meant when he said this about expanded use of instant replay in baseball-

    "When the technology is available".

    We are talking about instant replay Bud, not your drug testing procedures.


    Thank you
  • rlmadrid
    rlmadrid Posts: 694 Member
    I wonder how many people cheat on their SOs

    By the end of a persons life, the majority of people have cheated at least once.

    I wonder how much that statement lowered everyone's faith in humanity.
  • lbetancourt
    lbetancourt Posts: 522 Member
    i wonder why i still believe in fairy tales
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
    I wonder,,, if my new car, that broke down yesterday :mad: , will make it to northern Wisconsin today in 107 degree heat!
  • peles_fire
    peles_fire Posts: 501
    I wonder why it has only recently occurred to me to use a slice of salami as a dental dam.
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    No,, I take that back, I wonder HOW the Colorado shooter got orange hair in prison?? who was doing his hair? where did he get the chemicals? WTF???? he's in solitary confinement....how did this really happen.

    and how do prisoners get tattoos in prison?! where do they get the ink? the needles, the tools? WTFagain!!!

    prison isn't what it used to be I guess.

    Really don't know about the tattoos. I will tell you - the Colorado douche dyed his hair prior to his dastardly acts. He told police at the scene that he was the Joker. Bet when he goes to trial he'll be spit shined with a choir boy haircut.
  • phinphanbill26
    phinphanbill26 Posts: 574 Member
    I wonder what kind of state our Country would be in if we had never elected Obama.
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    I wonder, still, if you are for or against President Obama....

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