10 Reasons why women should NOT lift weights.

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  • DonniesGirl69
    DonniesGirl69 Posts: 644 Member
    Brilliant :laugh:
  • sportytalldoll
    sportytalldoll Posts: 208 Member
    Put it down, woman!

    1. You might break a nail.

    2. You could even bruise a male ego or two.

    3. You’ll eat properly and still be able to lose fat. Work of the devil!

    4. You’ll look more like an athlete and less like a runway model. Skeletal is sexy, right?

    5. You’ll be able to lift heavy things without asking a man for help, thus upsetting the balance of the universe.

    6. You will be seen in public without high heels.

    7. You’ll grunt, sweat and feel sore. So unladylike!

    8. You’ll be proud of your pert bum instead of being self conscious about it like a normal woman.

    9. You’ll be more active and confident instead of sitting around looking pretty. What are you, some kind of feminist?

    10. You’ll be stronger, leaner and sexier – and we all know where that can lead!

    quoted from- (http://gubernatrix.co.uk/2012/01/10-good-reasons-why-women-should-stay-away-from-weights/)

    Leg pressed 540 in final set last nite....LOVE THIS!!!
    And P.S. I still rock the heels like a mofo!
  • Tebbspcad
    Tebbspcad Posts: 233
    :laugh: Fab!
  • SorchaEilis
    SorchaEilis Posts: 99 Member
    :laugh: Ha! Love this!
  • OnWisconsin84
    OnWisconsin84 Posts: 409 Member
    :laugh: :heart:
  • DonniesGirl69
    DonniesGirl69 Posts: 644 Member
    Put it down, woman!

    1. You might break a nail.

    2. You could even bruise a male ego or two.

    3. You’ll eat properly and still be able to lose fat. Work of the devil!

    4. You’ll look more like an athlete and less like a runway model. Skeletal is sexy, right?

    5. You’ll be able to lift heavy things without asking a man for help, thus upsetting the balance of the universe.

    6. You will be seen in public without high heels.

    7. You’ll grunt, sweat and feel sore. So unladylike!

    8. You’ll be proud of your pert bum instead of being self conscious about it like a normal woman.

    9. You’ll be more active and confident instead of sitting around looking pretty. What are you, some kind of feminist?

    10. You’ll be stronger, leaner and sexier – and we all know where that can lead!

    quoted from- (http://gubernatrix.co.uk/2012/01/10-good-reasons-why-women-should-stay-away-from-weights/)

    Leg pressed 540 in final set last nite....LOVE THIS!!!
    And P.S. I still rock the heels like a mofo!

    540........
    *bowing down* You're my hero...... :drinker:
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I see what you did there....well played!
  • amyoliver85
    amyoliver85 Posts: 353 Member

    9. You’ll be more active and confident instead of sitting around looking pretty. What are you, some kind of feminist?

    I, in fact, was just told to do this the other day by my ad agency...I'm not kidding. They told me to sit and look pretty like my job says to and let the "real experts" do the hard work. I promptly went home, put a picture of the dude's face on a punching bag and went at it for an hour.
  • LondonEliza
    LondonEliza Posts: 456 Member
    Awwwwww.....

    You saying I should not lift in these after all?!

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  • FirewifeCarrie
    FirewifeCarrie Posts: 118
    At first I was like WHAAAAAT?!
    Love this! I need to get this in poster size please!:laugh:
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    Awwwwww.....

    You saying I should not lift in these after all?!

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    Trying to help, hold plz!

    Here we go!

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  • kaotik26
    kaotik26 Posts: 590 Member
    Awesomes!!!!:drinker:
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
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  • tbellamy1
    tbellamy1 Posts: 353
    LOL!!! I saw you topic and was ready for a fight! But I love it! All the reasons why I lift! NO RUNWAY MODEL HERE!!! " Strong is the new Skinny":bigsmile:
  • HotMamaByVday
    HotMamaByVday Posts: 343 Member
    Love it! I was ready to be annoyed, but this is awesome!
  • kaotik26
    kaotik26 Posts: 590 Member
    Awwwwww.....

    You saying I should not lift in these after all?!

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    That makes me hurt just thinkin about it!!
  • newcs
    newcs Posts: 717 Member
    #5 is my favorite...especially since I keep staring at the a/c sitting at the bottom of my cellar stairs thinking SOMEDAY I will manage to get that to the 2nd floor window without help
  • Sammylynn89
    Sammylynn89 Posts: 83 Member
    love this!
  • JessieSunshine81
    JessieSunshine81 Posts: 27
    HAHAHAHA>. this is brilliant... who would want to make the men tremble in fear?? Right! :p
  • LeeSickler
    LeeSickler Posts: 68 Member
    Now that is funny I don't care who you are. at first I thought Oh Yeah. but then I read it and now I am going to do my weight training.
  • Doreen9686
    Doreen9686 Posts: 62
    Too funny! MFP needs a "like" button!
  • historygirldd
    historygirldd Posts: 209 Member
    Wow! bruised male egos and I will get a pert bum! Guess maybe I should put down the wieghts. Or not. HAHAHAHA1

    Thanks, I love this post. I may steal your list and post it near my weight bench.
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    Ya, no one wants a girl who can lift like a man. Plus, I was told that if you work out too hard it'll make you bulky AND skip your period.
    Oh, and you start getting a real deep voice, it's true, I read it in a magazine!!
  • BSchoberg
    BSchoberg Posts: 712 Member
    Perfect! :bigsmile:
  • Twilightsunflower
    Twilightsunflower Posts: 324 Member
    i dont lift yet but this was still perfect!!
  • sarahmoo12
    sarahmoo12 Posts: 756 Member
    like !! :laugh:
  • navydentalchic
    navydentalchic Posts: 234 Member
    Firstwaslike.jpg

    cute! :)
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    dont forget the burden of being a superheroine.
  • DeMarraDontStop
    DeMarraDontStop Posts: 342 Member
    Love it!! Thanks for sharing!
  • LondonEliza
    LondonEliza Posts: 456 Member
    Awwwwww.....

    You saying I should not lift in these after all?!

    df9dd2e54eafb65c9d1f4d4af7341.jpg

    Trying to help, hold plz!

    Here we go!

    df9dd2e54eafb65c9d1f4d4af7341.jpg

    A BIG thank you

    xx

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