Flies are pointless

33neenaj

That bagel looks delicious.

Mmmmm yummy pretzel! LMAO

mommared53

That bagel looks delicious.

:laugh: My son saw it from a distance and thought it was a chocolate donut and commented on how good it looked. . :laugh:

sweetchildomine

I will never un-read what I just read. I read the entire thing, I do not know why. But now I feel incredibly sick, as in, not even exaggerating, physically sick....thank you caraiselite ¬_¬

Reading it made my girly bits hurt. WHY WOULD SOMEONE WRITE THAT?!?!?

NaurielR

whatever you do, do not google blowflygirl.

you have been warned.

Guys, the location of this story is real. THIS STORY TAKES PLACE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!!!

Like, I've walked to Fox Valley Mall. That's how close I live.

And the Greek restaurant is called Naf Naf Grill. It's an adorable restaurant that I've wanted to check out for quite awhile. *Wanted* to. Past tense.

Ugh....What has been read can never be unread.

I wonder if I've ever met the person who wrote this story. There's no amount of purell that can protect me.

12by311

Okay, someone give a flippin' synopsis of that thing we were told not to google. I'm too scurred to google it.

Also, I was once OBSESSED with bot fly videos on youtube.

misskatibear

So I woke up this morning, still feeling digusted, no lie... cannot stop feeling grossed out *shudder*.

So for 12by311, basically a girl uses maggots for pleasure....in a dumpster... and now... I'm going to go throw up.

darkknightfan

whatever you do, do not google blowflygirl.

you have been warned.

I just want to know.. how did you know about this to warn the rest of us ! :laugh: as for flies... Going to bathroom would exponentially more difficult if I didnt have one

yesiamaduck

Whoever decided to give them wings must pay

Rather that then an insect guilty of false advertising

darkknightfan

three girls are doing a science project

The Brunette takes the legs off her fly and says " Fly Fly Fly!" and the fly flies out the window.. She turns to her notebook and writes down "flies can fly with no legs"

The Redhead pokes the eyes out of her fly and says " Fly fly fly" and the fly flies out the window... She turns to her notebook and writes down " flies can fly with no eyes"

Finally the blonde takes the wings off her fly and says "fly fly fly" and nothing happens.. she says again a bit louder "Fly Fly Fly" still nothing.. Exhasperated she yells "FLY YOU STUPID INSECT FLY!!!" still nothing..Frustrated she turns to her notebook and writes



"flies cannot hear without wings"

tadpole242

Flies are a valuable source of extra protein when you cycle.

misskatibear

three girls are doing a science project

The Brunette takes the legs off her fly and says " Fly Fly Fly!" and the fly flies out the window.. She turns to her notebook and writes down "flies can fly with no legs"

The Redhead pokes the eyes out of her fly and says " Fly fly fly" and the fly flies out the window... She turns to her notebook and writes down " flies can fly with no eyes"

Finally the blonde takes the wings off her fly and says "fly fly fly" and nothing happens.. she says again a bit louder "Fly Fly Fly" still nothing.. Exhasperated she yells "FLY YOU STUPID INSECT FLY!!!" still nothing..Frustrated she turns to her notebook and writes



"flies cannot hear without wings"

Haha nice ;P

Flies are a valuable source of extra protein when you cycle.

Ugh, or running.
I watched a TED talks recently on how we should be eating insects for protein...if I had to, I would but no way out of choice ;P And definitely not flies!

TheRoadDog

They help control other insect pests. They act as scavengers and recylers when they feed on decaying waste such as dung and dead animals. They serve as food themselves for other insects and many birds. Flies are also great pollinators. Only bees and some wasps pollinate more plants and flowers than flies.

steve1686

whatever you do, do not google blowflygirl.

you have been warned.