How to I tell my Boyfriend..

Ohmydaze
Ohmydaze Posts: 403 Member
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That I had never seen Batman before tuesday?


Seriously.
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  • Drenched_N_Motivation
    Drenched_N_Motivation Posts: 1,004 Member
    That I had never seen Batman before tuesday?


    Seriously.


    Which Batman? If it it was the one with Val Kilmer you should be ok , but if its the one with Michael Keaton he might beat you in the face.
  • Ohmydaze
    Ohmydaze Posts: 403 Member
    That I had never seen Batman before tuesday?


    Seriously.


    Which Batman? If it it was the one with Val Kilmer you should be ok , but if its the one with Michael Keaton he might beat you in the face.

    I lost my Batman virginity with the Dark Knight Rises.. and I had to ask my Dad who the guy in the Wheelchair was.
  • JeaninePaige
    JeaninePaige Posts: 464 Member

    I lost my Batman virginity with the Dark Knight Rises.. and I had to ask my Dad who the guy in the Wheelchair was.

    O________O GUUUUURL.....
  • Ohmydaze
    Ohmydaze Posts: 403 Member

    I lost my Batman virginity with the Dark Knight Rises.. and I had to ask my Dad who the guy in the Wheelchair was.

    O________O GUUUUURL.....

    I knoooow. It's shameful.

    It was EPIC though!

    ETA - And trust me - I'll be rightly punished when he dumps me for this!!
  • JeaninePaige
    JeaninePaige Posts: 464 Member
    I haven't seen it yet but I have seen all of the others. :)
    Looking forward to it. I'm a little iffy on Anne Hathaway as Catwoman though.
  • amanda_ataraxia
    amanda_ataraxia Posts: 400 Member

    I lost my Batman virginity with the Dark Knight Rises.. and I had to ask my Dad who the guy in the Wheelchair was.

    O________O GUUUUURL.....

    I knoooow. It's shameful.

    It was EPIC though!

    ETA - And trust me - I'll be rightly punished when he dumps me for this!!

    Have a marathon this weekend! Catch up!

    The Dark Knight is one of the best movies I have ever seen!
  • Ohmydaze
    Ohmydaze Posts: 403 Member
    She was actually fantastic - nothing at all like her Rom Com roles.
  • Drenched_N_Motivation
    Drenched_N_Motivation Posts: 1,004 Member
    I haven't seen it yet but I have seen all of the others. :)
    Looking forward to it. I'm a little iffy on Anne Hathaway as Catwoman though.



    You shut your mouth about Anne hathaway :mad:
  • Ohmydaze
    Ohmydaze Posts: 403 Member
    Yup. Banished to the couch.
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
    That I had never seen Batman before tuesday?


    Seriously.

    You are better than me because the closest thing I have watched related to Batman is the Seal music video.
  • xxnellie146xx
    xxnellie146xx Posts: 996 Member
    I've never seen Batman and idk who you are referring to in the wheelchair :huh:
  • AABru
    AABru Posts: 610 Member
    That I had never seen Batman before tuesday?


    Seriously.

    You are better than me because the closest thing I have watched related to Batman is the Seal music video.

    LMAO! Love that song!
  • JeaninePaige
    JeaninePaige Posts: 464 Member
    I haven't seen it yet but I have seen all of the others. :)
    Looking forward to it. I'm a little iffy on Anne Hathaway as Catwoman though.



    You shut your mouth about Anne hathaway :mad:

    LOL! Sorry.
    She just never struck me as the kind of girl that oozed sex appeal like Catwoman is supposed to.
    I'm eager to see what she did with the role, though.
  • xarge
    xarge Posts: 484 Member
    That I had never seen Batman before tuesday?


    Seriously.

    You're too young for Burton's, thankfully still too young for the crap inbetween and you can always say that you were living under a rock and missed Nolan's first two.

    Or you simply weren't interested but you're very much intrigued and would like to know more (if he's a fan).
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    The new Batman movies annoy me. Jack Nicholson was a faaaar better joker.
    Don't even get me started on the terrible "batman voice"... it's so bad I actually laugh and cringe.
  • crystal_darling
    crystal_darling Posts: 53 Member
    The new Batman movies annoy me. Jack Nicholson was a faaaar better joker.
    Don't even get me started on the terrible "batman voice"... it's so bad I actually laugh and cringe.

    This^^^^

    I've always wondered about the voice! I've said it a bunch of times, why the voice? lol
  • Ohmydaze
    Ohmydaze Posts: 403 Member
    The new Batman movies annoy me. Jack Nicholson was a faaaar better joker.
    Don't even get me started on the terrible "batman voice"... it's so bad I actually laugh and cringe.

    This^^^^

    I've always wondered about the voice! I've said it a bunch of times, why the voice? lol

    Yup. I don't get it either, but I'm certainly NOT telling him that. I'd be beaten :laugh:
  • amanda_ataraxia
    amanda_ataraxia Posts: 400 Member
    The new Batman movies annoy me. Jack Nicholson was a faaaar better joker.
    Don't even get me started on the terrible "batman voice"... it's so bad I actually laugh and cringe.

    I beg to differ about Nicholson being a better joker!
  • iiiEllie
    iiiEllie Posts: 224 Member
    I told mine and came home to the dvds on our coffee table.
  • Alzzak
    Alzzak Posts: 89 Member
    okay, I will make it simple....

    "Honey, I love you... but I feel in love with batman and now are going to have his bat baby."


    seriousness, tell him or not... it is a movie... eh, If your biggest worry is how to tell your boyfriend about Batman... you are in a lot better shape then most...
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    I haven't seen any of the Batman movies, and my husband, though a full-fledged comic geek, understands and respects my boycott of things that are overhyped.

    Plus, I've read LotR, HHGttG, a whole pile of RA Salvatore books, and have enough dorkiness that my Batman deficiencies are forgiven.
  • xarge
    xarge Posts: 484 Member
    The new Batman movies annoy me. Jack Nicholson was a faaaar better joker.
    Don't even get me started on the terrible "batman voice"... it's so bad I actually laugh and cringe.

    I beg to disagree. Nolan's take on Batman is way deeper and realistic than Burton's adaptation. Those two are still golden to me and definitely cult movies but after watching the Nolan's 3rd, I am very much convinced that he has a very satisfying storytelling style. Comparing Nicholson's Joker to Ledger's Joker is like comparing apples and oranges. I'm not exactly sold to Anne Hathaway despite the fact that she had 3 awesome scenes in her total screen time, mostly because imo she looks too young to be Selina. Overall I left the theater happy tonight and I can say it's the best closing movie in a trilogy for me so far.


    Edit: As for the 'Batman voice', Nolan's movies actually take technology into account. It wouldn't be nice to have your voice recorded by someone and get matched to your real identity. Ah, the good old days where taking glasses off was good enough to fool people...
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    You will only be forgiven if you have a marathon weekend and get caught up. Don't make any snarky comments, and do not dare fall asleep.
  • mrsnathanandrew
    mrsnathanandrew Posts: 631 Member
    The new Batman movies annoy me. Jack Nicholson was a faaaar better joker.
    Don't even get me started on the terrible "batman voice"... it's so bad I actually laugh and cringe.

    I beg to differ about Nicholson being a better joker!

    What she said ^^ but to each their own. The newer Batmans, in my eyes, are much better than the others. Yes Jack Nicholson was a good joker, but I think Heath took it to the next level and gave him the little bit of extra crazy that he needed! Also, Anne Hathaway was AMAZING! TDKR was by far my favorite Batman movie!!
  • BillyB0B2k
    BillyB0B2k Posts: 1 Member
    Don't tell him, watch them when he's not around. lol
  • FitBarbie2986
    FitBarbie2986 Posts: 202 Member
    I just recently saw my first batman movie..like the beginning of this week actually, Batman Begins,hehe :D Started watching The Dark Knight last night,but fell asleep..the BF is a HUGE Batman fan..& hes dying to go see the new Batman movie,so hes trying to catch me up..don't feel bad :D
  • jenny95662
    jenny95662 Posts: 997 Member
    That I had never seen Batman before tuesday?


    Seriously.

    You are better than me because the closest thing I have watched related to Batman is the Seal music video.



    omg i just laughed so hard too funny!
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    The new Batman movies annoy me. Jack Nicholson was a faaaar better joker.
    Don't even get me started on the terrible "batman voice"... it's so bad I actually laugh and cringe.

    I beg to disagree. Nolan's take on Batman is way deeper and realistic than Burton's adaptation. Those two are still golden to me and definitely cult movies but after watching the Nolan's 3rd, I am very much convinced that he has a very satisfying storytelling style. Comparing Nicholson's Joker to Ledger's Joker is like comparing apples and oranges. I'm not exactly sold to Anne Hathaway despite the fact that she had 3 awesome scenes in her total screen time, mostly because imo she looks too young to be Selina. Overall I left the theater happy tonight and I can say it's the best closing movie in a trilogy for me so far.


    Edit: As for the 'Batman voice', Nolan's movies actually take technology into account. It wouldn't be nice to have your voice recorded by someone and get matched to your real identity. Ah, the good old days where taking glasses off was good enough to fool people...

    If the actor hadn't died, I think public opinion would be different.
  • Masterdo
    Masterdo Posts: 331 Member
    The "voice" is probably the only annoying thing in those movies compared to the "original" ones, but it's logical at the same time, so, not that bad.

    Heath Ledger's joker was really really nice. I never really liked either actor, Heath Ledger or Jack Nicholson, but this performance was amazing.

    Michael Caine is an incredible actor as well, and while Burton's Alfred was certainly likeable, Caine brings something that goes far beyond that.

    I have not seen the last one yet though, going tomorrow. But so far I'm very impressed with the first two movies. I played Arkham Asylum and Arkham City as well, and Joker there was really entertaining. Voiced by the actor that played Luke Skywalker, it was also a very good performance. I'd rank this virtual Joker above Nicholson's Joker any day, but then again, I really don't like Jack Nicholson :p
  • KateHill1981
    KateHill1981 Posts: 43 Member
    I still have to tell my husband that I haven't seen countless movies. We've been together 6 years. He'll bring up scenes from Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Jaws, Star Wars, The Matrix, Pulp Fiction, The Goonies.... Never seen them. We try to have movie night to catch up on all the movies I've missed- I fall asleep and still miss them. I love the look on his face when he asks me "seriously?? You've never seen this??"

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