Creep Repellant

obrendao

I was out with my female friends from school at a wine bar, when two of us out of the bunch decided that for some messed up reason, we both somehow attract creepy, scary, skeevy guys. I mean WTF do we do?? We need to invent CREEP REPELLANT.

Please someone find the formula so we can spray it on when we go out. Because NOBODY wants to be LEERED at and eye-bleeped from afar by some old creeper (think Mr. Burn from Simpsons) sitting alone for two hours in the corner of the bar. Seriously?!?!

Anyone else have this problem? LOL

pen2u

Here's a tip from my dear departed mom: Start picking your nose; he'll look elsewhere (I've not tried it, but she swore it worked, lol.)

AwesomePossum82

My 4 kids are my creep repellent . Lol

obrendao

Here's a tip from my dear departed mom: Start picking your nose; he'll look elsewhere (I've not tried it, but she swore it worked, lol.)

Oh that is hilarious! One of the other girls said the exact same thing last night and started showing us...LOL. Then I told her, yeah but what if he gets all excited from watching you dig for gold, I mean he IS creepy!! LMAO

cheshirechic

Here's a tip from my dear departed mom: Start picking your nose; he'll look elsewhere (I've not tried it, but she swore it worked, lol.)

Love this idea!

Whole Foods Creeps are the worst. This also works, supposedly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRXa971Xw0

(There's some profanity in it, kids.) I haven't tried it...yet. Haha. Good luck and thanks for the commiseration

Gunnarbear

I keep my German Shepherd close by to protect me from creepy women hanging out at Whole Foods picking their noses with multiple kids. Your turn.

JosieRawr

Here's a tip from my dear departed mom: Start picking your nose; he'll look elsewhere (I've not tried it, but she swore it worked, lol.)

Love this idea!

Whole Foods Creeps are the worst. This also works, supposedly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRXa971Xw0

(There's some profanity in it, kids.) I haven't tried it...yet. Haha. Good luck and thanks for the commiseration

HAHAHA I love her! I've seen it before, great to see it again!


EDIT- here's part two of it http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=xplUpR3m0io
"if it doesn't work"

MeliJean78

I dig creepy. LEER and EYE-BLEEP me from afar.

atxdee

lol this post made me laugh, so funny

Gunnarbear

lol this post made me laugh, so funny

Me too. I was thinking about a trip to Fresh Market but they're closed and all the creepy women are hanging on MFP.
Ruining my shopping fun.

obrendao

And just so NOBODY feels left out...

CoderGal

man I'd buy a bottle of that stuff. I was joking around with someone at a mixer once how I attract crazies. She said I had to be doing something. And I said I swear if I was just standing still and if there's one crazy male whos crazier then everyone else in the room they will be drawn to me...the moment I finished that sentence a guy walked in wearing a sideways hat and a tuke on top of the sideways hat and there were several other things about him I can't remember...did I mention he was noticably intoxicated and it was 5pm and the mixer hadn't really started? Well, he walked into the room, walked up to me, and offered to buy me a drink. My friend busted while I glared at her angerly...he then tried to put his hands down my shirt. She now believes that it's not my fault and tells everyone at my mysterious problem lol

fernanda78

Ok...well I think I'm the biggest creep and weirdo attractor..BY FAR!! Not only was I stalked for a whole year by a customer of my employment...slashed tires..weird notes...bring almost dragged out of my car...luckily..I ended up dragging him from the passenger car door...got caught finally!!! But just yesterday...some creep ran me off freeway by pointing on my tires..I pull to the side of the freeway and he states he's so sorry..just wanted my number... CREEP!!!!!! So I can definitely relate...I often get asked...WHAT DO I DO??? What?? Me???? Ur krazier than the creepazoid!!!!!! :frown:

RedHeadDevotchka

My suggestions, just lay some clouds, crop dust the area.....take a sniff of your arm pit and then look away disgusted.....mention you don't believe in showering more than once a week as it wastes water......bust into song......sneeze on him......the list could go on and on and on.

obrendao

So glad me n my friend were not the only ones haha! I was lucky enough to be out of the line of sight so my friend got to endure creeper staring at her all night lolll. If dude is interested he can get closer, go to where you are at or something. Leering in the corner all alone for hrs is what made him creepy lol

CoderGal

Anyone else getting harassed by a creepy male you've never talked to messaging you about this thread telling you birds of a feather flock together and that you're crazy because of your profile pictures or is he just harassing me because I can stand on my head? How do you report someone? I can't find a way?

ethansmug

I was out with my female friends from school at a wine bar, when two of us out of the bunch decided that for some messed up reason, we both somehow attract creepy, scary, skeevy guys. I mean WTF do we do?? We need to invent CREEP REPELLANT.

Please someone find the formula so we can spray it on when we go out. Because NOBODY wants to be LEERED at and eye-bleeped from afar by some old creeper (think Mr. Burn from Simpsons) sitting alone for two hours in the corner of the bar. Seriously?!?!

Anyone else have this problem? LOL

Hey thurrr sweet thang, how are you doing???

JellyJaks

LMAO this made me think of a trip to the bar I took right after I got married. I had a guy come up to me and ask "did you clean yourself with windex...because I can see myself in them." He got soo butthurt when I burst out laughing and pretty much spit my drink on him :laugh:

dizzydi1968

I went out with my girlfriends last week in a dress with a very low back. Some random guy approached me on 3 separate occasions and blew on my back!!

WTF?? He never said a word just blew.....

CoderGal

I went out with my girlfriends last week in a dress with a very low back. Some random guy approached me on 3 separate occasions and blew on my back!!

WTF?? He never said a word just blew.....

Well according to the guy who's now harassing me for replying to this thread saying birds of a feather flock together...you're obviously blowing on peoples backs 'cause back blowers attract back blowers hahaha

subcult

Us guys are creeps I even had a few creep on me.

dizzydi1968

I went out with my girlfriends last week in a dress with a very low back. Some random guy approached me on 3 separate occasions and blew on my back!!

WTF?? He never said a word just blew.....

Well according to the guy who's now harassing me for replying to this thread saying birds of a feather flock together...you're obviously blowing on peoples backs 'cause back blowers attract back blowers hahaha

LOL I would have had to bend down quite a long way to blow on his back, he was really kind of short!!

On a serious note, block him and message one of the mods :flowerforyou:

obrendao

Anyone else getting harassed by a creepy male you've never talked to messaging you about this thread telling you birds of a feather flock together and that you're crazy because of your profile pictures or is he just harassing me because I can stand on my head? How do you report someone? I can't find a way?

Yes BLOCK that idiot and tell the mods. Ok so since I am the OP I feel responsible for this. Why didn't he start messaging me? Good thing he didn't, I would have loved to UNLEASH the KRAKKEN. LOL JK

See you attracted a creeper, even on MFP! Now we need electronic creep repellant! haha

FuneralDiner

Avoid showering a week before you go out.

Works like a charm.

AwesomePossum82

Yes, I did

Anyone else getting harassed by a creepy male you've never talked to messaging you about this thread telling you birds of a feather flock together and that you're crazy because of your profile pictures or is he just harassing me because I can stand on my head? How do you report someone? I can't find a way?

zonah

Ok...well I think I'm the biggest creep and weirdo attractor..BY FAR!! Not only was I stalked for a whole year by a customer of my employment...slashed tires..weird notes...bring almost dragged out of my car...luckily..I ended up dragging him from the passenger car door...got caught finally!!! But just yesterday...some creep ran me off freeway by pointing on my tires..I pull to the side of the freeway and he states he's so sorry..just wanted my number... CREEP!!!!!! So I can definitely relate...I often get asked...WHAT DO I DO??? What?? Me???? Ur krazier than the creepazoid!!!!!! :frown:

I hope you got his license plate # and reported him. That is terrifying!

zonah

Here's a tip from my dear departed mom: Start picking your nose; he'll look elsewhere (I've not tried it, but she swore it worked, lol.)

Love this idea!

Whole Foods Creeps are the worst. This also works, supposedly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRXa971Xw0

(There's some profanity in it, kids.) I haven't tried it...yet. Haha. Good luck and thanks for the commiseration

Haha those Jenna Marble videos are so funny.

juliecat1

Coulda used that last night!!

jackpotclown

what's wrong with this? these guys look like they got it all figgered out \m/

obrendao

LMAO Those guys are SPOT on. Triple threat!

_the_feniks_

Problem solved. Even the creepiest of guys should by repulsed by this.