Creep Repellant

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  • deadmittens
    deadmittens Posts: 536 Member
    If you create a working creep repellent you could bottle it up and become millionaires. I think every single woman would want it lol.
  • gkwatra
    gkwatra Posts: 431 Member
    Here's a tip from my dear departed mom: Start picking your nose; he'll look elsewhere (I've not tried it, but she swore it worked, lol.)

    Scratching your butt would work too.

    As well as slobbering ...
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    Give him "The Face". If you don't know what that is then you need to watch this video..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRXa971Xw0

    ETA: I see someone already posted it. It's gold.
  • paleirishmother
    paleirishmother Posts: 242
    Mr Burns from The Simpsons, that cracked me up, how freaking creepy!
  • obrendao
    obrendao Posts: 318
    Mr Burns from The Simpsons, that cracked me up, how freaking creepy!

    BTW, the creep repellant would have to recognize some "creepy" gene and target their smell sense so that it wouldn't put off regular, normal or even freaky dudes - JUST the creepers. It'd be a complex chemical engineering process. LOLLL
  • NWCyclingBeast
    NWCyclingBeast Posts: 157 Member
    That **** works both ways... There are some women on here with similar creeperish tendencies. I just laugh it off and roll with it. I do have to admit, dudes are way worse about it, though... I see the posts on female friend's statuses and what-not and think, "Damn! Has that EVER worked for ya, dude?" Funny
  • fatboymax
    fatboymax Posts: 90
    Pepper spray!

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