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  • marketdimlylit
    marketdimlylit Posts: 1,601 Member
    Are you saying you wank to your friends list?

    That was my question too. :laugh:


    Haha me three!

    Count that four!
  • katya73
    katya73 Posts: 464
    Are you saying you wank to your friends list?

    :laugh:
  • Hezzietiger1
    Hezzietiger1 Posts: 1,256 Member
    You're welcome. :);) lol
  • FitForeverAgain
    FitForeverAgain Posts: 330 Member
    Well..."wank" is not a term I've ever used that I recall, and unfortunately no, no "wanking" to the friends list! The motivation I get is more of the "get your *kitten* to the gym" kind, rather than the "get out the vaseline" kind!
    Are you saying you wank to your friends list?

    That was my question too. :laugh:


    Haha me three!

    Count that four!
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Are you saying you wank to your friends list?

    :laugh:

    you all are assuming he wanks to porn too... ;) maybe he watches it as a cinematic learning experience - purely scientific research and all that... ;)
  • rgrange
    rgrange Posts: 236 Member
    I'm not ready to give up porn, but hot girls on MFP do keep me going in the gym haha
  • FitForeverAgain
    FitForeverAgain Posts: 330 Member
    I may have to start buying porn now! Damn you MFP people!
    Are you saying you wank to your friends list?

    :laugh:

    you all are assuming he wanks to porn too... ;) maybe he watches it as a cinematic learning experience - purely scientific research and all that... ;)
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    I may have to start buying porn now! Damn you MFP people!

    hahahaha

    poor guy. we all owe you an apology ;)
  • laddyboy
    laddyboy Posts: 1,565 Member
    WOW, way to take the OP's compliments and drag it into the gutter. I agree with you buddy. I have some hot chicks on my friends list that got there by hard work. Now that's sexy.
  • JeaninePaige
    JeaninePaige Posts: 464 Member
    :laugh: Glad to hear you're enjoying yourself!
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    WOW, way to take the OP's compliments and drag it into the gutter. I agree with you buddy. I have some hot chicks on my friends list that got there by hard work. Now that's sexy.

    hope you didn't mean me! I'm just teasin. :) I totally agree with having hot / fit / motivated / driven people on your FL... every time I check my news feed, I feel guilty that I haven't blown through some calories!
  • IamRoJ
    IamRoJ Posts: 530 Member
    Miss Cakes is motivation to the nth degree. And not because of her gorgeous smile, legs, stomach, shoulder, back or *kitten* - she'd be motivating and hot regardless of her body because of her attitude and drive. She is simply a bad *kitten* chick.
    :heart:

    Agreed. She is a major inspiration. :heart:
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    LOL!! Smart works for me over good looks any day;)

    Your looks and great body can turn to nothing if you're ever paralyzed from the neck down like my brother. But he still has every friend he ever made and funny, he was 6'4", tall dark and handsome as well as smart. So it must have been something more on the inside of him that made him many peoples friend and hero.

    Wishin you many happy days of "worshipping" each other in this mutual, admiration society. I hope none of you ever need "help" from the homely, weak in body people of the world. You might find they are worth having for friends too.
    (I'll volunteer to be the one to take this too seriously)

    I'm not a pretty girl and I'm not on your friends list, but that's okay...I am content with not replacing your porn ;)
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    WOW, way to take the OP's compliments and drag it into the gutter. I agree with you buddy. I have some hot chicks on my friends list that got there by hard work. Now that's sexy.

    Easy, tiger. I'm just playing.
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    I'm not a troller for friends - I give hard core (verging on mean) advice, without any fluff. The real chicks and hardcore guys tend to gravitate to that! We all push each other hard. And I'm not just talking about the ultra-fit kind of girls - it's all about the attitude. If you're a bad *kitten* chick with the will to be hard and tight - you're my kind of 'friend'!!!


    THIS


    But....um...DAMN...You're quite good MFP eye-candy-porn yourself! :smokin:
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    true story.
  • Afterblue
    Afterblue Posts: 78 Member
    Are you saying you wank to your friends list?

    Okay...I know this is not what the OP meant and some may even consider this comment inappropriate, but I am laughing so hard at this comment, tears are rolling down my eyes and my sides ache. Badly. I am finding it hard to breathe.

    So much for my plans of leading a healthier life. I think I am going to die within two days of joining this bloody site!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Are you saying you wank to your friends list?

    :laugh:

    you all are assuming he wanks to porn too... ;) maybe he watches it as a cinematic learning experience - purely scientific research and all that... ;)

    It's art!
  • earthtoemilyy
    earthtoemilyy Posts: 66
    theres some pretty sexy guys on here too :)
  • AggieLu
    AggieLu Posts: 873 Member
    My friends are HOT :)
  • FitForeverAgain
    FitForeverAgain Posts: 330 Member
    I'm with you - pretty damn funny.
    Are you saying you wank to your friends list?

    Okay...I know this is not what the OP meant and some may even consider this comment inappropriate, but I am laughing so hard at this comment, tears are rolling down my eyes and my sides ache. Badly. I am finding it hard to breathe.

    So much for my plans of leading a healthier life. I think I am going to die within two days of joining this bloody site!
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    The dudes aren't too shabby either.
  • berlynn_j
    berlynn_j Posts: 299 Member
    I like your attitude :)
  • TinaS88
    TinaS88 Posts: 817 Member
    Haha, I agree!! My friends list is becoming quite the eye candy :P
  • FitForeverAgain
    FitForeverAgain Posts: 330 Member
    Wow - did you even read the posts before responding? Did you really think this was meant to demean someone such as your brother? I understand your bitterness, but this whole post is about attitude - and not about being in a "mutual admiration society". The reason we are all on here is about HELP - helping each other in a decision we've made to be fit. I think we're all extremely grateful that God gave us "healthy" bodies to do this with. Before you throw stones, remember that not all of us some genetic freaks. If you'd like to discuss my chemotherapy from 9 years ago we could - but I put that behind me. I'll pray for your brothers health, and for you as well...best of luck in your journey whatever it may be.
    LOL!! Smart works for me over good looks any day;)

    Your looks and great body can turn to nothing if you're ever paralyzed from the neck down like my brother. But he still has every friend he ever made and funny, he was 6'4", tall dark and handsome as well as smart. So it must have been something more on the inside of him that made him many peoples friend and hero.

    Wishin you many happy days of "worshipping" each other in this mutual, admiration society. I hope none of you ever need "help" from the homely, weak in body people of the world. You might find they are worth having for friends too.
    (I'll volunteer to be the one to take this too seriously)

    I'm not a pretty girl and I'm not on your friends list, but that's okay...I am content with not replacing your porn ;)
  • Rachaelluvszipped
    Rachaelluvszipped Posts: 768 Member
    goals are great, when seen in pics ;-):blushing:
  • george29223
    george29223 Posts: 556 Member
    i can naked hula hoop so fast that if i stop too fast my tiddle wink will tie in a knot ............anyone wanna add me as a friend?
  • Afterblue
    Afterblue Posts: 78 Member
    I think some people misread the OP.

    I think what he was trying to say is that sexiness is not a shape or a size, it is an attitude. And sure that attitude brings great results but what he finds alluring is their drive to succeed and make it happen. It is the attitude of brushing off set backs, and forging forward. It could apply to a disabled person, a currently overweight person or a person who is not conventionally good looking.

    You will hear a lot of people say that the sexiest quality a man or woman could possess is self-belief, which often manifests itself in a certain sense of confidence. I have seen women who were bigger have it in spades who would turn heads in a room because they seemed alive, engaged, vital. I have seen women with perfect bodies who were so obsessed with some tiny flaw that they didn't. I have seen men of both types too.

    And no, I suppose eyecandy would not hurt when you are young and looking for visual inspiration. Or the "kick *kitten*" motivational advice. I happen to be a Yoda type friend, which would explain why I have no friends...but that is another matter. (EDIT! Look! I have one friend.)
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    LOL!! Smart works for me over good looks any day;)

    Your looks and great body can turn to nothing if you're ever paralyzed from the neck down like my brother. But he still has every friend he ever made and funny, he was 6'4", tall dark and handsome as well as smart. So it must have been something more on the inside of him that made him many peoples friend and hero.

    Wishin you many happy days of "worshipping" each other in this mutual, admiration society. I hope none of you ever need "help" from the homely, weak in body people of the world. You might find they are worth having for friends too.
    (I'll volunteer to be the one to take this too seriously)

    I'm not a pretty girl and I'm not on your friends list, but that's okay...I am content with not replacing your porn ;)

    Whoa. I think you took this totally wrong.
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    i just want to say thank you for this thread... i'll now be adding to my already amazing friends list. pardon me while i ladywank.

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