transcripts of the biggest fight a mfp memeber will ever see

george29223

july 19th
fat:hey wake up me and my friends want you to eat its vacation season and we are expecting our fat cousins to arrive any day now
me: fat I found something that even you and metablisom cant defeat!
fat: nothing can defeat me!
me: I relized one single person may not be able to beat you but I found a place that thousands of people just like me that feel defeated will band togather and as a group we can defeat you fat!
fat: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no not fitness pal!
me: yes fitness pal
fat : I will defeat you!!!!!!!!




okay iam passing the torch I want other mfp members to write chapters on your struggles with the dreaded fat

dhakiyya

fat: what are you doing with *that*??
me: working out
fat: you expect muscle to lift those things??
me: yep
fat: look at muscle crying, what a wuss.
me: she can get stronger
fat: she can't even lift that comparatively small dumbbell. Look she's collapsed after just 9 reps. She can't do it. Wuss.
me: she will get stronger. and when she does she's going to help me burn more of you and your slobby friends and family
fat: ohhh.., I'm quaking in my boots... who's going to keep you going to the gym? Will power again? Hmmph!
me: my friends on my fitness pal are counting on me
fat: *thinks* hmm got to find a way to get her out of the gym and off my fitness pal...

brightpebbles89

that's funny as