Help! I had a peanut for lunch

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  • jaxxie
    jaxxie Posts: 576 Member
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    If you blend it with Vodka and desired mix, add some ice, does it still count?
  • MikeDavison
    MikeDavison Posts: 7
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    Er thernk er jerst perssed merserlf lerfin
  • missoularocks
    missoularocks Posts: 372 Member
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    cashews are better!
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
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    OH NOES

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  • recoiljpr
    recoiljpr Posts: 292
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  • blesssedmomof4
    blesssedmomof4 Posts: 25 Member
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    check out my profile pic....see what happened to me when I ate one?


    BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!! This made me laugh so hard, since we too just had a peanut...lol! I must have at least eaten 4 in my time. Now at least I know how it happened :)
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
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    All this bad food today is making people crazy... *hides* be afraid... be very afraid...
  • kaotik26
    kaotik26 Posts: 590 Member
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    Yep!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Er thernk er jerst perssed merserlf lerfin

    HERHERHER!! ERM STERL LERFIN!!!!!!!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Yep!

    EEERRRRRRR NERRR!!!!!!!
  • debussyschild
    debussyschild Posts: 804 Member
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    Peanuts are not nuts, they are beans

    And I read on the forums beans are ok to eat

    BEANS ARE NOT OK!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pretty sure peanuts are legumes... like other nuts.
  • debussyschild
    debussyschild Posts: 804 Member
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    P.s. I'm peeing my pants with laughter this thread is so funny.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    ERMAGERD!!!!!!!!
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
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    Then I had two more.

    Young lady, you are wildly out of control. I heartily suggest you look for your nearest Peanuts Anonymous group before you hit rock bottom and eat peanut butter.
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
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    One of my coworkers is a former female bodybuilder and has to hate on EVERYTHING I eat. Last week she went off on me about peanut butter: "Don't eat that crap! That is so processed and bad for you! It's full of fat and god knows what else! That will make you fat! I would NEVER eat that garbage!".

    I listened to her rant, then calmly told her to STFU (I actually said "calm down bish, I eat natural peanut butter, it's just peanuts and salt, and I don't care what you tell me, you will NEVER take peanut butter away from me.")

    PEANUT AND PEANUT BUTTER LOVERS UNITE & REJOICE!!!

    You should leave a jar of peanut butter on her desk. And a spoon. And a big red heart.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
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    did you find it last night? was it rotten? and you ate it anyways?

    oh

    no

    :(
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Then I had two more.

    Young lady, you are wildly out of control. I heartily suggest you look for your nearest Peanuts Anonymous group before you hit rock bottom and eat peanut butter.

    I'm out of flippin control!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!! YOU NEED TO HOLD ME DOWN AND KEEP ME FROM HURTING MYSELF!
  • OnionMomma
    OnionMomma Posts: 938 Member
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    Great now I"m craving peanuts and I left the package of them in the car this morning.

    Note to self, make trip to car to get peanuts.
  • MikeDavison
    MikeDavison Posts: 7
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    Er thernk er jerst perssed merserlf lerfin

    HERHERHER!! ERM STERL LERFIN!!!!!!!

    erm nert lerfin ert yer, erm lerfin with yer
  • healthychanges1
    healthychanges1 Posts: 110
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    Heres what you do... shove your whole hand down your throat... no dont be silly not just 1 or 2 fingers got the whole thing wrist and all.

    I find this whole thread, but especially this post, super insulting. Seriously, eating disorders are not something to make fun of.
  • healthychanges1
    healthychanges1 Posts: 110
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    I'm out of flippin control!!!!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!! YOU NEED TO HOLD ME DOWN AND KEEP ME FROM HURTING MYSELF!

    Am I the only one who thinks this is really mean to make fun of?

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