embarrassing things you've said to
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I didn't say it, but the OBGYN said it to me, her OBGYN went same Raquetball club as ex wife and I. She had already warned me that he was a bit awkward, but was an excellent OBGYN. So at the treadmill she introduces us. He looks at me and says, "I have to compliment your wife, she has the most excellent kegel muscles ever. You must be proud of her."
Umm, yeah...I never had another guy compliment my lady about how tight her pootey tat was.
OMG! lol no way!0 -
A few years ago, I had a bad case of endometriosis. I had very large cysts on both ovaries, and unfortunately for me (and other women), the doctor can feel the position of the organs and cysts best if he/she sticks their finger in the rectum with one hand while pushing on the lower abdomen with the other. So long story short, I ended up seeing a specialist, having surgery, etc. And of course, they all utilized that method.
So, one day while I was in my ob/gyn's office after all of that, she wanted to do that type of exam again and asked if it was ok. I was trying to be funny when I said, "Sure, why not? Everyone else has been up there." But it sounded so bad, and I should've explained why I said that, but I didn't. Her nurse got a grossed out look on her face as she turned away.0 -
This one crazy thing one time with these frozen hot dogs.
"I'm not sure if its frostbite, or just got stuck."
If anyone knew that I think I'd die!0 -
Your doctor?
Mine have always been my OB/GYN. When I was about 7 months pregnant with my daughter (second child) I had the smallest bump ever, and I was joking around, telling my doctor how no one believed I was pregnant, and I said "make me pregnant!" (meant to say make me look pregnant) and he looked at me straight faced and said "There's only so much I can do as your doctor" I turned 10 shades of red.
Another time, afer I had my kids, I was having my yearly, and he was doing the breast exam, and I said "how do they feel?" Meaning "Do you feel any lumps" And he said, again straight faced "they feel like boobs"
Ugh. Yours?
Your doctor is pretty awesome.0 -
I told my ob/gyn I was doing Kegel's. He said "Already?" I said "Well... my baby's father IS black!" My doctor laughed so hard. I apologized for not being PC and he looked at me and said "Honey, we have no such thing as PC in this office." I was told that my doctor was "out there" and I was nervous about meeting him for the first time. Honestly, he's the best doctor ever.
I am at work and just BOL!!! glad no one was around. This is too funny!! :laugh:0 -
Mine was also my ob. She would always give me a hard time about not wanting another kid after I had mine. She had 13 of them. That SHE gave birth to. She was being really harsh about it one day and said "well, I can always hope your birth control fails!" And I told her that I had no desire to use my vagina as a clown car like she did. I couldn't believe I said that to her. I did change doctors though, I cant have one who is HOPING I have faulty birth control....0
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Umm, yeah...I never had another guy compliment my lady about how tight her pootey tat was.
holy crap.... pootey tat...... ROFLMAO!0 -
Your doctor is kind of awkward....0
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Your doctor?
Mine have always been my OB/GYN. When I was about 7 months pregnant with my daughter (second child) I had the smallest bump ever, and I was joking around, telling my doctor how no one believed I was pregnant, and I said "make me pregnant!" (meant to say make me look pregnant) and he looked at me straight faced and said "There's only so much I can do as your doctor" I turned 10 shades of red.
Another time, afer I had my kids, I was having my yearly, and he was doing the breast exam, and I said "how do they feel?" Meaning "Do you feel any lumps" And he said, again straight faced "they feel like boobs"
Ugh. Yours?
Your doctor is pretty awesome.
He is...0 -
This was not something I said but rather did... I was having my yearly (which I DREAD) and I was crying (I know I'm a big ol' baby) but then my friend who came as support said something funny and I laughed and it shot the q-tip thing at the doctors head. The next year he reminded me to not shoot anything at him haha
I am serioulsy LMAO crying here.0 -
Your doctor is kind of awkward....
that too, but I wouldn't have it any other way.0 -
Mine was also my ob. She would always give me a hard time about not wanting another kid after I had mine. She had 13 of them. That SHE gave birth to. She was being really harsh about it one day and said "well, I can always hope your birth control fails!" And I told her that I had no desire to use my vagina as a clown car like she did. I couldn't believe I said that to her. I did change doctors though, I cant have one who is HOPING I have faulty birth control....
Holy crap!!! That's mean!0 -
This was not something I said but rather did... I was having my yearly (which I DREAD) and I was crying (I know I'm a big ol' baby) but then my friend who came as support said something funny and I laughed and it shot the q-tip thing at the doctors head. The next year he reminded me to not shoot anything at him haha
I am serioulsy LMAO crying here.
so am i! OMG i would have been sooooooooo embarrassed but i would have laughed even harder!!!! how the heck did you manage that!!! lmao0 -
hahahhahahaha......Thats hilarious.
This is what happened to me. I was getting a physical and since it was a woman I made sure that I was clean down stairs. Well she def noticed and at the end of the physical said. Thank you for taking care of that....I hate it when I have to search through a jungle LMAO.........:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
LOL okay call me slow....did you shave? or shower? LOL:laugh:0 -
My doctor is the best! He his freaking hilarious!
I always seem to end up with the people in training, because he know that I am not shy and don't give a ****. During the exam where he was training the med intern, he described to the intern that I had a pretty, nice, pink cervix. (My cheeks may have turn a bit pink on that one.) The next year was a new nurse, first day on the job in OB/GYN. He explained the breast exam to her, along with nice, full, etc.
This last year, I was super excited that there were no interns/newbies in the room. THEN, my doc's flashlight/headlamp went out mid exam. He takes if off (all while still under the little exam paper over my legs) and starts blowing on the batteries, shaking the flashlight, and trying to get it to come back on. I peeked my head under the gown, and asked if he would mind coming up above the gown to fix his flashlight.
He started cracking up, and said oh ****, girl. I see so many of these things every day, I forget they are there. Yours is the first one I see today that doesn't have a baby popping out.
I can always count on my doc for a laugh
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LOL! OP, your doctor sounds hilarious!
I went to my sister's cardiologist recently (she was born with a heart murmur) after my GYN heard a murmur during my last checkup. My sister has been going to this doctor since she was about 12 years old, and she just loves him (I've heard a lot of stories about this cute hunchbacked old man who makes funny and outrageous comments) ... so I was looking forward to the appointment.
He was not nearly as lovely as my sister had led me to believe. In fact, he made me a little uncomfortable. When he inquired about my exercising habits, I told him I had lost a lot of weight over the last year and was running regularly. It turned out my heart is fine (I have an "innocent murmur")... but at the conclusion of the checkup, the doctor told me to "quit smoking and get in shape."
Perhaps I'm being too sensitive, but the "get in shape" comment just about knocked me out of my seat. The quit smoking comment was expected and didn't bother me. I'm at a healthy BMI, and while I am not an Olympic athlete, I can run at LEAST a 5k without stopping. But this doctor's comment made all my progress over the past year seem for naught. I was embarassed and ashamed.
I wish I had a doctor as humorous as OP's!0 -
Bump, because these are great!0
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During my first annual ever, I was asked if I did a monthly breast exam... I admitted that I didn't, because I didn't think I could do it right because of my breast size. Then, during the breast exam, the doctor is rolling them around (she was maybe 5'4") and she started laughing, saying "Wow, you really do need more than two hands for these babies!"
Another time, I had to see an ENT specialist for a persistent case of tonsilitis... They didn't know why it was lasting so long and resisting multiple rounds of antibiotics. My tonsils are now deformed from it.
Problem is, I was pretty sure I knew why it was so resistant. I just didn't want to admit to the fact that I had given my boyfriend a BJ and he shot so hard it went into my sinuses, and drained for like 3 days, after which I developed the tonsil problems.
Telling my doctor that I started wetting the bed at 26 because of my antidepressants was pretty embarrassing. Even worse, he just said, "Oh, that's normal, it should go away" I was like, thanks for letting me know... SHEESH0 -
Mine was also my ob. She would always give me a hard time about not wanting another kid after I had mine. She had 13 of them. That SHE gave birth to. She was being really harsh about it one day and said "well, I can always hope your birth control fails!" And I told her that I had no desire to use my vagina as a clown car like she did. I couldn't believe I said that to her. I did change doctors though, I cant have one who is HOPING I have faulty birth control....
Holy crap!!! That's mean!
Wow just wow. That is all kinds of wrong.0 -
During my OBGYN appt after I found out I was pregnant, of course my mom was tagging along in the room. As we began the breast exam I said "Welp mom, this will be the first time in 20 years you've seen my boobies enjoy!." he thought that was pretty funny--0
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My Gyno once said "This is fun! We should do this more often."
B*tch, please.... no one can convince me my vag ain't diamond encrusted after that.0 -
During my OBGYN appt after I found out I was pregnant, of course my mom was tagging along in the room. As we began the breast exam I said "Welp mom, this will be the first time in 20 years you've seen my boobies enjoy!." he thought that was pretty funny--
Gorgeous abs, btw. Gorgeous.0 -
hahahahahaMy Gyno once said "This is fun! We should do this more often."
B*tch, please.... no one can convince me my vag ain't diamond encrusted after that.0 -
One more, not really embarrassing, just funny. During my ultrasound with my son, (I was probably 6-7 months along) My Dr, who had never done an ultra on me, was checking him out and stopped suddenly and said "Whoa!! That's a big talley whacker" and looked at my husband like "good job" I about died.0
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LOL! These are so funny!
Mine is actually something my Gyno said to me... I was having my annual Pap done and while she was done there she said I had an easy cervix. I looked at her perplexed... I thought she was saying I was loose! The she explained that the shape of my cervix was good. HAHA!0 -
bump for later this is hilarious!0
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bumping my own thread. Come on people!!0
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Lol...Idk how you can have a male OB...girl you are more brave then me. I have always felt that I would be so self conscious with a man looking at my parts!
I do not like having a woman OB/GYN...I feel like men dont really care, they are just vaginas, but women are more critical because they have one themselves0 -
Problem is, I was pretty sure I knew why it was so resistant.
Has happened a few times. This last time my sinuses were sore for a week. I didnt get sick but have before from the same thing.
I thought I was alone
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Lol...Idk how you can have a male OB...girl you are more brave then me. I have always felt that I would be so self conscious with a man looking at my parts!
I do not like having a woman OB/GYN...I feel like men dont really care, they are just vaginas, but women are more critical because they have one themselves
And I feel like I need to be all perfection if a man is down there. I'm so much more comfortable with a lady. And since she has one, she has first hand knowledge.0
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