embarrassing things you've said to

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  • iLoveMyPitbull1225
    iLoveMyPitbull1225 Posts: 1,690 Member
    lol too funny
  • maspicantexfa
    maspicantexfa Posts: 73 Member
    It was actually my OB that said the embarrassing things to *me*. I was so uncomfortable that I thought about going to a different OB to have the baby, but by then I had already paid him a lot of money.

    I'm a very large-chested woman, and at one of my prenatal checkups, he asked if I planned to breastfeed, I said I'd give it a try. He looked me up and down and said, "Good, it would be a damn shame to let THOSE go to waste."

    Another time, he was doing an internal exam, and something was wrong. I was very uncomfortable so I told him so. He said, "I've only got two fingers inside. How did you get pregnant in the first place?"

    Another time when checking me he told me not to pee on him ... and made fart jokes in the OR when he was doing my C-section. In fact, he made jokes the entire time he was doing my C-section.

    I had abnormal bleeding a week after having the baby and had to call 911, go to the hospital and have blood transfusions. The first thing he said when he walked in the room was "What have you done to me now?"

    Some part of me thinks that my bleeding may have been causes by placenta left in the uterus. Usually during a C-section they clean that out really good, but I wonder about his level of attention to detail because it seemed like he was just running through the routine and joking around. Anyway, there's no way to know, and my case was officially classified as the 1% of "unknown cause."
  • Laoch_Cailin
    Laoch_Cailin Posts: 414 Member
    When I was in labour with my son, there was a student nurse, a midwife and a student abulance technician in my room. The midwife asked if I minded if she felt to see how far along I was. She said 9cm, then the student nurse said she'd never felt 9cm so she asked if she could feel, I said okay. At this stage me and the gas and air were best friends. Then the other student was looking at me sheepishly...and I just blurted out 'you may as well have a go, everyone else has'. The poor 'youngfella' went bright red. Mind you he still did it.

    Hubby was in stitches for ages.
  • sunnymel126
    sunnymel126 Posts: 359 Member
    these are so hilarious... lol
  • Idranktheseawater
    Idranktheseawater Posts: 8
    bump omg

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