Zombie Survival Partner

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  • DiabolicBooger
    DiabolicBooger Posts: 198 Member
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    A tall lamp straiught ahead, to my right another shorter lamp, to my left a blanket... i might already be dead...
  • Crystal_Pistol
    Crystal_Pistol Posts: 750 Member
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    Straight ahead, a computer mouse. To my right, a huge, pointed, phallus ornamental urn beside the fireplace.

    Can choke the *****es with the mouse cord, spear them with the huge urn, wrap them in a blanket, and set their *kitten* on fire with the lamps...

    THIS ZOMBIE KILLING TEAM IS KICKING *kitten* AND TAKING NAMES!!!
  • PandaDreamerGurl
    PandaDreamerGurl Posts: 45
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    A hand and a half sword and a pack of cigarettes.

    Do we get to bring the pups to help? I think that would help out the team.
  • stronglikebull
    stronglikebull Posts: 402
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    1) 24 year old teddy bear

    2) mannequin

    we're screwed. sorry partner :(
  • gym_king_carlie
    gym_king_carlie Posts: 528 Member
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    Forrest Griffin (UFC fighter) he wrote a book on this, he knows his survival shiz lol

    totally different topic and thread to what I thought I was posting on, my bad lol
  • nickiog
    nickiog Posts: 187 Member
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    first weapon - giant plumbers wrench
    second weapon - ultra light street bike.

    well the bike only fits one person so if the teddy bear doesn't protect you at least you can die knowing i will ride my bike to safety? lol
  • I_wanna_live
    I_wanna_live Posts: 227 Member
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    main weapon: blanket.
    second weapon: ... if I can find a way into it in time, any gun we have in our hidden gun case. If not an extension cord

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