Donkey Calf raise ?

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  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    It is just a small community gym. They have pretty much everything tho.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    What kind of gym doesn't have a backup donkey?!
    Seriously. Any respectable gym has at least 3-4 donkeys waiting in the reserves. I would cancel and start going to Planet Fitness. According to a previous poster, there's a whole mess of donkeys there.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    I think this is related to the whole Hunter Gatherers v Westerners thing, farmers have donkeys and farmers work the land so they're thinner ergo having a donkey makes you thinner. I'm not sure whether you need to also wear dungarees but I'd say it's advisable.

    Dungarees? Is that a type of workout gear?

    Like, Google it, GEEZ, I'm not going to find all the science for you. I'm far too busy speaking multiple languages while writing my Psych paper. GEEZ.
  • predent
    predent Posts: 95
    What kind of gym doesn't have a backup donkey?!
    Seriously. Any respectable gym has at least 3-4 donkeys waiting in the reserves. I would cancel and start going to Planet Fitness. According to a previous poster, there's a whole mess of donkeys there.
    I agree. I did a lot of research and found out that the only way you can get a thigh gap is by doing at least 300 donkey calf raises a day.

    If you want a thigh gap, you need a donkey.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I think this is related to the whole Hunter Gatherers v Westerners thing, farmers have donkeys and farmers work the land so they're thinner ergo having a donkey makes you thinner. I'm not sure whether you need to also wear dungarees but I'd say it's advisable.

    Dungarees? Is that a type of workout gear?

    Like, Google it, GEEZ, I'm not going to find all the science for you. I'm far too busy speaking multiple languages while writing my Psych paper. GEEZ.
    Oh lord. That one made my sides hurt like crazy. I'm snorting over here.
  • Hendrix7
    Hendrix7 Posts: 1,903 Member
    What kind of gym doesn't have a backup donkey?!
    Seriously. Any respectable gym has at least 3-4 donkeys waiting in the reserves. I would cancel and start going to Planet Fitness. According to a previous poster, there's a whole mess of donkeys there.

    lol

    on a serious note if your gym does not have a donkey calve raise machine or you can't find anyone willing to sit on your back, any other standing calves exercise will be fine.
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    What kind of gym doesn't have a backup donkey?!
    Seriously. Any respectable gym has at least 3-4 donkeys waiting in the reserves. I would cancel and start going to Planet Fitness. According to a previous poster, there's a whole mess of donkeys there.
    I agree. I did a lot of research and found out that the only way you can get a thigh gap is by doing at least 300 donkey calf raises a day.

    If you want a thigh gap, you need a donkey.

    Is this true. That is alot of donkey calf raises but I think it would be worth it. Thank you for the info.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    This is hilarious. I can't tell if she's being serious or not.
  • GhostPack
    GhostPack Posts: 197 Member
    What kind of gym doesn't have a backup donkey?!
    Seriously. Any respectable gym has at least 3-4 donkeys waiting in the reserves. I would cancel and start going to Planet Fitness. According to a previous poster, there's a whole mess of donkeys there.
    I agree. I did a lot of research and found out that the only way you can get a thigh gap is by doing at least 300 donkey calf raises a day.

    If you want a thigh gap, you need a donkey.
    Too many responses.... Brain explodeddddddddd :brokenheart: <--- not heart, brain
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    I think this is related to the whole Hunter Gatherers v Westerners thing, farmers have donkeys and farmers work the land so they're thinner ergo having a donkey makes you thinner. I'm not sure whether you need to also wear dungarees but I'd say it's advisable.

    Dungarees? Is that a type of workout gear?

    Like, Google it, GEEZ, I'm not going to find all the science for you. I'm far too busy speaking multiple languages while writing my Psych paper. GEEZ.
    Oh lord. That one made my sides hurt like crazy. I'm snorting over here.

    Oh you would do that, like, what level of education did you even reach? I have a PHE which is one better than a PHD and I'm supremely confident and S-M-R-T.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Yes there actually is a donkey calf machine. But if you really want to feel like a real donkey is involved, bring a picture of a donkey to the gym--- instead of asking someone to spot you, ask them if they would be so kind as to hold the picture of the donkey up and make the hee-haw---- hee-- hawwww donkey noise while you do the calf raises.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I think this is related to the whole Hunter Gatherers v Westerners thing, farmers have donkeys and farmers work the land so they're thinner ergo having a donkey makes you thinner. I'm not sure whether you need to also wear dungarees but I'd say it's advisable.

    Dungarees? Is that a type of workout gear?

    Like, Google it, GEEZ, I'm not going to find all the science for you. I'm far too busy speaking multiple languages while writing my Psych paper. GEEZ.
    Oh lord. That one made my sides hurt like crazy. I'm snorting over here.

    Oh you would do that, like, what level of education did you even reach? I have a PHE which is one better than a PHD and I'm supremely confident and S-M-R-T.
    I can totes speak 246 langauges. Cuz I r stoopid' smart. Way more smarter than you!
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    I think this is related to the whole Hunter Gatherers v Westerners thing, farmers have donkeys and farmers work the land so they're thinner ergo having a donkey makes you thinner. I'm not sure whether you need to also wear dungarees but I'd say it's advisable.

    Dungarees? Is that a type of workout gear?

    Like, Google it, GEEZ, I'm not going to find all the science for you. I'm far too busy speaking multiple languages while writing my Psych paper. GEEZ.
    Oh lord. That one made my sides hurt like crazy. I'm snorting over here.

    Oh I know what you are talking about. I seen that thread yesterday. That one girl who was pretending to be nice but was actually being mean to that one girl. Yea. She totally needs a reality check.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    I think this is related to the whole Hunter Gatherers v Westerners thing, farmers have donkeys and farmers work the land so they're thinner ergo having a donkey makes you thinner. I'm not sure whether you need to also wear dungarees but I'd say it's advisable.

    Dungarees? Is that a type of workout gear?

    Like, Google it, GEEZ, I'm not going to find all the science for you. I'm far too busy speaking multiple languages while writing my Psych paper. GEEZ.
    Oh lord. That one made my sides hurt like crazy. I'm snorting over here.

    Oh you would do that, like, what level of education did you even reach? I have a PHE which is one better than a PHD and I'm supremely confident and S-M-R-T.
    I can totes speak 246 langauges. Cuz I r stoopid' smart. Way more smarter than you!

    4 realz. You card read good.
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    Yes there actually is a donkey calf machine. But if you really want to feel like a real donkey is involved, bring a picture of a donkey to the gym--- instead of asking someone to spot you, ask them if they would be so kind as to hold the picture of the donkey up and make the hee-haw---- hee-- hawwww donkey noise while you do the calf raises.

    Are you making fun of me?
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Yes there actually is a donkey calf machine. But if you really want to feel like a real donkey is involved, bring a picture of a donkey to the gym--- instead of asking someone to spot you, ask them if they would be so kind as to hold the picture of the donkey up and make the hee-haw---- hee-- hawwww donkey noise while you do the calf raises.

    Are you making fun of me?
    I think they are. What a snarky *kitten*. The internet is just filled with so many mean people. You really have to be careful who you talk to. You could totally get your feeling super hurt.

    Happens to me all the time *tear*
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Yes there actually is a donkey calf machine. But if you really want to feel like a real donkey is involved, bring a picture of a donkey to the gym--- instead of asking someone to spot you, ask them if they would be so kind as to hold the picture of the donkey up and make the hee-haw---- hee-- hawwww donkey noise while you do the calf raises.

    Are you making fun of me?

    no. i stated a fact. there really is a donkey calf machine. google it. I asked my instructor if it was okay to do "good mornings" in the afternoon. feel free to make fun of me.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Yes there actually is a donkey calf machine. But if you really want to feel like a real donkey is involved, bring a picture of a donkey to the gym--- instead of asking someone to spot you, ask them if they would be so kind as to hold the picture of the donkey up and make the hee-haw---- hee-- hawwww donkey noise while you do the calf raises.

    I died. WIN!
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I think this is related to the whole Hunter Gatherers v Westerners thing, farmers have donkeys and farmers work the land so they're thinner ergo having a donkey makes you thinner. I'm not sure whether you need to also wear dungarees but I'd say it's advisable.

    Dungarees? Is that a type of workout gear?

    Like, Google it, GEEZ, I'm not going to find all the science for you. I'm far too busy speaking multiple languages while writing my Psych paper. GEEZ.
    Oh lord. That one made my sides hurt like crazy. I'm snorting over here.

    Oh you would do that, like, what level of education did you even reach? I have a PHE which is one better than a PHD and I'm supremely confident and S-M-R-T.
    I can totes speak 246 langauges. Cuz I r stoopid' smart. Way more smarter than you!

    4 realz. You card read good.
    I'm making idiots who don't realize that donkeys belong in the gym the topic of my super awesome psych paper. I'm totally gonna get an A+++++, cuz I'm so smert.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    This is hilarious. I can't tell if she's being serious or not.

    Of course she's serious. I commend her for trying to educate herself on the donkey calf raise exercise.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    I'd like it if we could all just take a moment, hold hands sing Kumbaya and talk about what we can do today to make everyone's day just a little bit better.... *Also I am wearing a novelty sweater with a picture of a donkey on it*
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I'd like it if we could all just take a moment, hold hands sing Kumbaya and talk about what we can do today to make everyone's day just a little bit better.... *Also I am wearing a novelty sweater*
    Omg totally. If only everyone on the internet was as nice as you. Gawd.
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    I'd like it if we could all just take a moment, hold hands sing Kumbaya and talk about what we can do today to make everyone's day just a little bit better.... *Also I am wearing a novelty sweater with a picture of a donkey on it*

    Kumbaya? Is that some sort of meditation?
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    When you are done at the gym, come on over to my place and I'll show you a donkey punch.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    I'd like it if we could all just take a moment, hold hands sing Kumbaya and talk about what we can do today to make everyone's day just a little bit better.... *Also I am wearing a novelty sweater*
    Omg totally. If only everyone on the internet was as nice as you. Gawd.

    Golly Geez, thanks, you're awesome and I would rate you a 9!
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I'd like it if we could all just take a moment, hold hands sing Kumbaya and talk about what we can do today to make everyone's day just a little bit better.... *Also I am wearing a novelty sweater*
    Omg totally. If only everyone on the internet was as nice as you. Gawd.

    Golly Geez, thanks, you're awesome and I would rate you a 9!
    OMG THANK YOU! I care sooooo much what people on the internet think because IRL i have no friends. :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    I'd like it if we could all just take a moment, hold hands sing Kumbaya and talk about what we can do today to make everyone's day just a little bit better.... *Also I am wearing a novelty sweater with a picture of a donkey on it*

    Kumbaya is an ancient native american chant sung during a donkey sacrificing ceremony.
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    When you are done at the gym, come on over to my place and I'll show you a donkey punch.

    That doesn't sound fitness related.
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    I am so lost with all these replies!
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I'd like it if we could all just take a moment, hold hands sing Kumbaya and talk about what we can do today to make everyone's day just a little bit better.... *Also I am wearing a novelty sweater with a picture of a donkey on it*

    Kumbaya is an ancient native american chant sung during a donkey sacrificing ceremony.
    OMG!!! Don't sacrifice the donkey! You need that for your exercise!!!!

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