The (hopefully) Biiiig "I Don't Need Friends" Thread!

jofjltncb6

Boy, that escalated quickly...

I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

I killed a guy. With a trident.

I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find a safehouse or a relative close by...lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Where'd you buy your suit, the toilet store?

I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale.

WifeNMama

Boy, that escalated quickly...

I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

I killed a guy. With a trident.

I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find a safehouse or a relative close by...lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Where'd you buy your suit, the toilet store?

I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale.

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

jofjltncb6

Boy, that escalated quickly...

I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

I killed a guy. With a trident.

I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find a safehouse or a relative close by...lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Where'd you buy your suit, the toilet store?

I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale.

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!

CrysButcher3

If you don't want any friends, then no one needs to know you =]

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

People know me.

Yea, I hate to admit this....but you really are a big deal. People are drawn to you.....like a deer is to headlights....about to be ran over and die a slow and agonizing death...
I totally got off track but you know what I mean. ..... don't ya? LOL

WifeNMama

If you don't want any friends, then no one needs to know you =]

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

People know me.

Yea, I hate to admit this....but you really are a big deal. People are drawn to you.....like a deer is to headlights....about to be ran over and die a slow and agonizing death...
I totally got off track but you know what I mean. ..... don't ya? LOL

My sense of humour is sorta drawn to both of you. :flowerforyou:

jofjltncb6

If you don't want any friends, then no one needs to know you =]

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

People know me.

Yea, I hate to admit this....but you really are a big deal. People are drawn to you.....like a deer is to headlights....about to be ran over and die a slow and agonizing death...
I totally got off track but you know what I mean. ..... don't ya? LOL

My sense of humour is sorta drawn to both of you. :flowerforyou:

Anyone who enjoys exchanging Anchorman quotes is okay in my book too...(even if they apparently live in a land where they unnecessarily overuse the letter "u" (and likely have an unhealthy fear of the letter "z" as well.)

WifeNMama

If you don't want any friends, then no one needs to know you =]

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

People know me.

Yea, I hate to admit this....but you really are a big deal. People are drawn to you.....like a deer is to headlights....about to be ran over and die a slow and agonizing death...
I totally got off track but you know what I mean. ..... don't ya? LOL

My sense of humour is sorta drawn to both of you. :flowerforyou:

Anyone who enjoys exchanging Anchorman quotes is okay in my book too...(even if they apparently live in a land where they unnecessarily overuse the letter "u" (and likely have an unhealthy fear of the letter "z" as well.)

Pfft. Criticizing our spelling, it's well and good you're not looking for any friends. You've made an enemy of me. Hmph. Americans thinking they own Z (zed, not zee!), making a sad excuse for cheese, showing up late for every war...

jofjltncb6

If you don't want any friends, then no one needs to know you =]

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

People know me.

Yea, I hate to admit this....but you really are a big deal. People are drawn to you.....like a deer is to headlights....about to be ran over and die a slow and agonizing death...
I totally got off track but you know what I mean. ..... don't ya? LOL

My sense of humour is sorta drawn to both of you. :flowerforyou:

Anyone who enjoys exchanging Anchorman quotes is okay in my book too...(even if they apparently live in a land where they unnecessarily overuse the letter "u" (and likely have an unhealthy fear of the letter "z" as well.)

Pfft. Criticizing our spelling, it's well and good you're not looking for any friends. You've made an enemy of me. Hmph. Americans thinking they own Z (zed, not zee!), making a sad excuse for cheese, showing up late for every war...

I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.

WifeNMama

I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.

eeeexcellent. You are now in neutral status. Neither enemy, nor friend. Tread carefully.

jofjltncb6

I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.

eeeexcellent. You are now in neutral status. Neither enemy, nor friend. Tread carefully.

I'm entirely comfortable with this status. In fact, I think I prefer it.

WifeNMama

I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.

eeeexcellent. You are now in neutral status. Neither enemy, nor friend. Tread carefully.

I'm entirely comfortable with this status. In fact, I think I prefer it.

You're Switzerland.

jofjltncb6

I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.

eeeexcellent. You are now in neutral status. Neither enemy, nor friend. Tread carefully.

I'm entirely comfortable with this status. In fact, I think I prefer it.

You're Switzerland.

Ja bin ich.

(...or, for the other quarter of the country...)

Oui.

WifeNMama

I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.

eeeexcellent. You are now in neutral status. Neither enemy, nor friend. Tread carefully.

I'm entirely comfortable with this status. In fact, I think I prefer it.

You're Switzerland.

Ja bin ich.

(...or, for the other quarter of the country...)

Oui.

Ooh. Bilingual, too. *impressed face*

jofjltncb6

I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.

eeeexcellent. You are now in neutral status. Neither enemy, nor friend. Tread carefully.

I'm entirely comfortable with this status. In fact, I think I prefer it.

You're Switzerland.

Ja bin ich.

(...or, for the other quarter of the country...)

Oui.

Ooh. Bilingual, too. *impressed face*

No, but my babelfish*-fu is strong. And my equally impressive google-fu revealed that Switzerland has two predominant languages: German (~74%) and French (~20ish%). (I had expected to learn that they spoke Switzerlandish...or Switzish...or something like that.)

So what I lack in actual knowledge, I make up for in my ability to find answers to questions that no one even asked.


* Now apparently part of the Microsoft empire and known as Bing Translator.

WifeNMama

I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.

eeeexcellent. You are now in neutral status. Neither enemy, nor friend. Tread carefully.

I'm entirely comfortable with this status. In fact, I think I prefer it.

You're Switzerland.

Ja bin ich.

(...or, for the other quarter of the country...)

Oui.

Ooh. Bilingual, too. *impressed face*

No, but my babelfish*-fu is strong. And my equally impressive google-fu revealed that Switzerland has two predominant languages: German (~74%) and French (~20ish%). (I had expected to learn that they spoke Switzerlandish...or Switzish...or something like that.)

So what I lack in actual knowledge, I make up for in my ability to find answers to questions that no one even asked.


* Now apparently part of the Microsoft empire and known as Bing Translator.

Your attempt to deceive me has earned you enemy status. *charging up a rocket missile* Switzerland, my butt!

I actually am bilingual, so I take these things vrysrsly.

jofjltncb6

I certainly can't argue with the cheese comment.

eeeexcellent. You are now in neutral status. Neither enemy, nor friend. Tread carefully.

I'm entirely comfortable with this status. In fact, I think I prefer it.

You're Switzerland.

Ja bin ich.

(...or, for the other quarter of the country...)

Oui.

Ooh. Bilingual, too. *impressed face*

No, but my babelfish*-fu is strong. And my equally impressive google-fu revealed that Switzerland has two predominant languages: German (~74%) and French (~20ish%). (I had expected to learn that they spoke Switzerlandish...or Switzish...or something like that.)

So what I lack in actual knowledge, I make up for in my ability to find answers to questions that no one even asked.


* Now apparently part of the Microsoft empire and known as Bing Translator.

Your attempt to deceive me has earned you enemy status. *charging up a rocket missile* Switzerland, my butt!

I actually am bilingual, so I take these things vrysrsly.

Well of course you are. In fact, I assume everyone who is not an American is at least bilingual. Eventually, we will also teach our children multiple languages; but meanwhile, we will focus on teaching them that everyone is special, that there are no wrong answers, and that what is most important is how you *feel* about yourself and not actual mastery of the material.

And conveniently, I guess my response to your new status can be the same as my previous response: Ja bin ich.

jofjltncb6

And conveniently, I guess my response to your new status can be the same as my previous response: Ja bin ich.

Too soon?

jofjltncb6

And conveniently, I guess my response to your new status can be the same as my previous response: Ja bin ich.

Too soon?

Apparently, she is not willing to continue diplomatic dialogue.

cole_carter

you certainly appear friendly for someone who needs no friends

jofjltncb6

you certainly appear friendly for someone who needs no friends

It's all totally fake. I sometimes try to appear sociable because I've heard it makes life better. I'm not entirely convinced yet.