Does Pilates give you wider hips & a butt??!

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  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    This thread needs more picture evidence.
  • starcyndycyn
    starcyndycyn Posts: 65
    yes, pilates changes your bone structure via a patent pending non surgical process. the "100" exercise actually refers to the amount of growth (in centimeters) you can expect in your pelvic girdle. this in turn will widen your hips and butt.

    true story.

    WORD. ;)
  • blonde71
    blonde71 Posts: 955 Member
    Umm, hate to burst your bubble, but women come in all shapes and sizes regardless of ethnicity.

    ^^^^This.
  • NoxDineen
    NoxDineen Posts: 497 Member
    Not to sound rude or anything BUT I've notice Caucasian woman are getting big butts and wide hips. & on the trains of NYC sometimes I hear them talking about Pilates. Or I see them with yoga mats and yoga pants.
    Now does Pilates change a woman's body shape?
    NYC is in America. The majority of Americans are fat. Fat people often think and talk about getting un-fat, including things like Pilates.

    Don't fall prey to my fave logical fallacy, post hoc ergo proptor hoc (after, therefore because of). Pilates doesn't put junk in your trunk.
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    yes, pilates changes your bone structure via a patent pending non surgical process. the "100" exercise actually refers to the amount of growth (in centimeters) you can expect in your pelvic girdle. this in turn will widen your hips and butt.

    true story.
    ^Listen to this women, for she is black and carries a butt therefore knows all about it

    Shh lets never speak of this again, because it can cause the pinokio butt syndrome. Its true, this is what happened to me on a subway in new york. Bam it was there. And suddenly, yoga mats and butts that did not exist previously
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    OMG this is the funniest stuff I've read in awhile. Even better than the Intermittent Farts thread because it's unintentional.
  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
    woa wait up! please explain this to me!
    yes, pilates changes your bone structure via a patent pending non surgical process. the "100" exercise actually refers to the amount of growth (in centimeters) you can expect in your pelvic girdle. this in turn will widen your hips and butt.

    true story.
    Sarcasm:
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    LOL :drinker: wow
  • mndamon
    mndamon Posts: 549 Member
    There's some quality posts in this thread. Glad I came across it!
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    Umm, hate to burst your bubble, but women come in all shapes and sizes regardless of ethnicity.

    Common read the thread...the whole point of it was to bursting bubble butts. :drinker:

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