Need Advice? Ask the Wolf

Lone_Wolf70
Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Everything I say is the truth....except for the parts that arent. Also, all advice should be followed to the letter, except for the parts that do not make sense.

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  • dlwyatt82
    dlwyatt82 Posts: 1,077 Member
    When I feel like stirring up **** on the forum, what are the top 5 topics I should choose?
  • fcp1234
    fcp1234 Posts: 1,098 Member
    What should I make for dinner?
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    I need motivation . . . what should I do?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    When I feel like stirring up **** on the forum, what are the top 5 topics I should choose?

    Great question

    Chick Fila
    Abortion
    Trying to weigh 72lbs
    Obama
    How your husband ignores you at bed time
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    What should I make for dinner?

    Crabapple soup
  • PhilyPhresh
    PhilyPhresh Posts: 600 Member
    When I feel like stirring up **** on the forum, what are the top 5 topics I should choose?

    Oh thats an easy one :laugh:

    religion
    food addiction
    chick-fil-a
    gun control
    paleo vs veganism

    :drinker:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I need motivation . . . what should I do?

    Look within yourself for the last shred of integrity that makes u get up in the morning. Also, cocaine
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    When I feel like stirring up **** on the forum, what are the top 5 topics I should choose?

    Oh thats an easy one :laugh:

    religion
    food addiction
    chick-fil-a
    gun control
    paleo vs veganism

    :drinker:

    Thanks Chief...Im the Wolf.
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    What are the best sure fire ways of disposing of the body?
  • PhilyPhresh
    PhilyPhresh Posts: 600 Member

    Thanks Chief...Im the Wolf.

    Trust me, not trying to step on your toes bro, just couldn't help myself when I saw that question.
  • fcp1234
    fcp1234 Posts: 1,098 Member
    When I feel like stirring up **** on the forum, what are the top 5 topics I should choose?

    Great question

    Chick Fila
    Abortion
    Trying to weigh 72lbs
    Obama
    How your husband ignores you at bed time

    Whats wrong with being ignored at bedtime? I like being ignored at bedtime. Sorry but nobody mess with my bedtime, if you wanna play, Im game as long as it doesnt interfere with my bedtime:)
  • dlwyatt82
    dlwyatt82 Posts: 1,077 Member
    What are the best sure fire ways of disposing of the body?

    Weeping Angels, of course. Send that sucker back in time.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    What are the best sure fire ways of disposing of the body?

    Ive only had to do this a few times, but a tub of lye and wood chipper work best.
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    I need motivation . . . what should I do?

    Look within yourself for the last shred of integrity that makes u get up in the morning. Also, cocaine

    what about hookers and blow?
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    Best advice to repel creepy guys?
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    What intelligent person would ask you anything??
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I need motivation . . . what should I do?

    Look within yourself for the last shred of integrity that makes u get up in the morning. Also, cocaine

    what about hookers and blow?

    I did say cocaine didnt I? usually with cocaine chicks will coem for free for a bump...or at least thats what I heard
  • dlwyatt82
    dlwyatt82 Posts: 1,077 Member
    Best advice to repel creepy guys?

    Try to sell them Body By Vi shakes. :tongue:
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    What causes mudd-butt....where can I find "hookers and blow"?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    What intelligent person would ask you anything??

    They would ask me many things...fortunately for you it appears you dont have to worry about that.
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    What intelligent person would ask you anything??

    I asked and I is smart
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Best advice to repel creepy guys?

    Body odor
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    What are the best sure fire ways of disposing of the body?

    Weeping Angels, of course. Send that sucker back in time.

    Nom nom nom
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    What causes mudd-butt....where can I find "hookers and blow"?

    an unhealthy diet or the entrance of multiple digits in the poop chute.

    Hookers and Blow can be found "Down the Way" (only ppl from Philly would get that)
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    When I feel like stirring up **** on the forum, what are the top 5 topics I should choose?

    Oh thats an easy one :laugh:

    religion
    food addiction
    chick-fil-a
    gun control
    paleo vs veganism

    :drinker:

    Thanks Chief...Im the Wolf.

    Ya'll both forgot exercise calories!
  • fcp1234
    fcp1234 Posts: 1,098 Member
    What causes mudd-butt....where can I find "hookers and blow"?

    an unhealthy diet or the entrance of multiple digits in the poop chute.

    Hookers and Blow can be found "Down the Way" (only ppl from Philly would get that)

    Im from Philly and I dont get it.. Well I am usually a little slow
  • phillieschic
    phillieschic Posts: 615
    What causes mudd-butt....where can I find "hookers and blow"?

    an unhealthy diet or the entrance of multiple digits in the poop chute.

    Hookers and Blow can be found "Down the Way" (only ppl from Philly would get that)

    Im from Philly and I dont get it.. Well I am usually a little slow

    Okay, this made me giggle..."down the way" is classic Philly slang!
  • doin_it_in_the_gym
    doin_it_in_the_gym Posts: 30
    I really need something to do this weekend what sounds good??
  • kittyhasclaws
    kittyhasclaws Posts: 446 Member
    What are the best sure fire ways of disposing of the body?

    I'm not the Wolf, but hydrofluoric acid.
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    What are the chances of a guy like me and a girl like you gettin' together?
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