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great job, tjhats like a 40lb loss right there!OK...i'm seriously laughing my @ss off right now. OMG this is too funny.0 -
If my body is in Starvation Mode, am I starving?0
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What are the chances of a guy like me and a girl like you gettin' together?
I am not a wizard at math, but since we are both married....i will have to see if both of our ashleymadison profiles are up to date
Missed opportunity for Dumb & Dumber quote. DAMNIT! btw - just updated my ashleymadison, so all is a go on my end.0 -
where are my panties?
I think you left them at the same truck stop you always leave them
OMG Thanks Wolf....0 -
If my body is in Starvation Mode, am I starving?
depends on if you've eaten lunch. tode, New Mexico is LOVELY this time of year. Have a chili pepper.0 -
Dear Wolf... did you really "huff and puff and blow the house down"? or did you really just use a wrecking ball???0
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What are the chances of a guy like me and a girl like you gettin' together?
I am not a wizard at math, but since we are both married....i will have to see if both of our ashleymadison profiles are up to date
Missed opportunity for Dumb & Dumber quote. DAMNIT! btw - just updated my ashleymadison, so all is a go on my end.
Too ez on D&D I like to raise the difficulty level of humor. Clicking on Ashleymadison.com0 -
When I feel like stirring up **** on the forum, what are the top 5 topics I should choose?
Great question
Chick Fila
Abortion
Trying to weigh 72lbs
Obama
How your husband ignores you at bed time
You forgot about "Starvation mode"....or turkey bacon vs. regular bacon debate0 -
Dear Wolf... did you really "huff and puff and blow the house down"? or did you really just use a wrecking ball???
I did a bit of all of it. You cant just SMASH....sometimes you have to use your mouth. Its only fair.....0 -
When I feel like stirring up **** on the forum, what are the top 5 topics I should choose?
Great question
Chick Fila
Abortion
Trying to weigh 72lbs
Obama
How your husband ignores you at bed time
You forgot about "Starvation mode"....or turkey bacon vs. regular bacon debate
There is no such thing as turkey bacon. But DOG Bacon is good...or at least it says so in Obama's autobiography0 -
Dear Wolf... did you really "huff and puff and blow the house down"? or did you really just use a wrecking ball???
I did a bit of all of it. You cant just SMASH....sometimes you have to use your mouth. Its only fair.....
SUPER ANSWER! :laugh:0 -
Dear Wolf... did you really "huff and puff and blow the house down"? or did you really just use a wrecking ball???
I did a bit of all of it. You cant just SMASH....sometimes you have to use your mouth. Its only fair.....
SUPER ANSWER! :laugh:
All my answers are stupi, er super.0 -
What are the chances of a guy like me and a girl like you gettin' together?
I am not a wizard at math, but since we are both married....i will have to see if both of our ashleymadison profiles are up to date
Missed opportunity for Dumb & Dumber quote. DAMNIT! btw - just updated my ashleymadison, so all is a go on my end.
Too ez on D&D I like to raise the difficulty level of humor. Clicking on Ashleymadison.com
Let me know when you've finished.
PS - why aren't we friends anymore? did you get annoyed and give me the boot? or did i get b!tchy and boot you?
PPS - sorry for 3 questions, but i'll tip ya extra for your trouble.0 -
Why is today such a droll day here in the office?0
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Why is today such a droll day here in the office?
Because you arent doing the exciting work you should be doing. Please get back to sweeping up.0 -
What are the chances of a guy like me and a girl like you gettin' together?
I am not a wizard at math, but since we are both married....i will have to see if both of our ashleymadison profiles are up to date
Missed opportunity for Dumb & Dumber quote. DAMNIT! btw - just updated my ashleymadison, so all is a go on my end.
Too ez on D&D I like to raise the difficulty level of humor. Clicking on Ashleymadison.com
Let me know when you've finished.
PS - why aren't we friends anymore? did you get annoyed and give me the boot? or did i get b!tchy and boot you?
PPS - sorry for 3 questions, but i'll tip ya extra for your trouble.
No tip necessary maam. I told you the BABY IS NOT MINE!0 -
Why is today such a droll day here in the office?
Because you arent doing the exciting work you should be doing. Please get back to sweeping up.
But it's magic...the floors here clean themself...now the bathrooms on the other hand...how am i supposed to get them clean?0 -
I'm depressed....what should I do??0
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I'm depressed....what should I do??
The options are limitless. Medidate, listen to your inner voice, take a long run on a hot day. Or you could PM me for THE SECRET0
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