50 shades is BORING

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  • marvelscale
    marvelscale Posts: 135
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    If you want a good laugh

    50shadesofwhereisyourgodnow.tumblr.com

    :tongue:
  • paeli
    paeli Posts: 295 Member
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    Now that we all know 50 shades is boring, I'll take some good erotic novel recommendations!
  • oOMusicBabii
    oOMusicBabii Posts: 494
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    Read it hoping for some good writing and the BDSM, barely got a couple chapters in then had to put it down due to awful writing and lame vanilla sex. book recommendations always welcome.
  • phatycake
    phatycake Posts: 216
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    I actually loved the series. Sad to see it end =/
  • EyeLikeTacos
    EyeLikeTacos Posts: 324 Member
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    Read some of Zane's stuff....


    I read Zane's Sex Chronicles when I was in College....It was pretty good...She writes from POV of vairous characters.....
  • RLDeShazo
    RLDeShazo Posts: 356 Member
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    Okay so I might get the Sh** kicked out of me in here. But I enjoyed the books.. I couldn't put them down and to me they were hot. No there is nothing wrong with my sex life AT ALL!!!!!! But I never was "interested" in half the crap that are in the book... I did feel it got too repetitive though and since found a new genre of books I enjoy.


    Oh and I liked Twilight before it was all the rage.

    I just read the first book, and I enjoyed it. It was a fun read. At some level, I could relate to her character (the wanting more out of a hopeless relationship). I will read the other 2 books.

    And I read all the twilight books. Before it was cool to read them. LOL
  • EyeLikeTacos
    EyeLikeTacos Posts: 324 Member
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    Now that we all know 50 shades is boring, I'll take some good erotic novel recommendations!

    I liked some of Zane's work...

    perhaps google her and author's like her?
  • Derpina7
    Derpina7 Posts: 552 Member
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    http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215 <<
    "The best thing about 50 Shades of Grey is this review"

    Was actually just going to post this - sums up exactly what I thought:bigsmile:
  • lika50
    lika50 Posts: 140 Member
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    Yes, it is. BORING.

    I barely got through the second book and couldn't justify wasting my time on the third.

    However, I do have friends that loved it and think it's extremely risqué and kinky.

    My response to them - if you think THAT'S kinky, you really, really need to spice up your sex life. I've read better porn (with better writing) on the internet....

    With that said, we can knock the series and the author all we want... But I bet she's is laughing all the way to the bank.
  • jackieatx
    jackieatx Posts: 578 Member
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    ****ty writing, stupid story, and not BDSM. That **** is straight vanilla.

    This
  • WickedBean
    WickedBean Posts: 244 Member
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    There was more than one page to that book?
  • PinkEnvyx
    PinkEnvyx Posts: 172
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    The sex part was not all that because they did not have the real dom parts in it just what he tried with a newby virgin who was not willing to do much? I am shocked at the negative comments. I agee it dragged on but just because i liked it that makes me bored, or have a bad sex life, or uneducated? Wow that is quite a presumptuous observation and judgment on the readers. Sure it was not greatly written but its not Socrates its a love story.
  • Jess207
    Jess207 Posts: 90
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    My friend LOVED the book so I read it....and I don't understand the hype. Boring, awful writing, yawn. I was getting annoyed at the "inner goddess" references and the repetition. I didn't find it hot at all. I agree with Bethanny Frankel on The Ellen Show who said that book was for frustrated housewives who think they're being naughty.
  • saramariebabyy
    saramariebabyy Posts: 245
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    I guess I'm the oddball here but I liked it!

    I did too :)
  • rjt1000
    rjt1000 Posts: 700 Member
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    Who else find it boring?

    I think its a very slow book, the story is not that bad, but I thinks the sex is boring. I cant stand reading 5 pages of boring sex at a time. She makes Mr. Grey like he is this kinky man, come on, thats vanilla

    not to mention the plot was done 30 years ago and named "9 1/2 Weeks".
  • cestlafete
    cestlafete Posts: 71 Member
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    Bless (majority of) this thread

    I come bearing NSFW gifts, for those who haven't seen/heard it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
  • domnut
    domnut Posts: 32 Member
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    I read it just to see what all the fuss was about. I ended up skim reading it because I found it quite boring and mindless.
    It annoyed me how she was always saying "jeez" and other irritating things throughout the book too. I won't be reading the next 2 in the series that's for sure!
    I'm sure the author is happy though - they would have made a killing off this!
  • Pepper2185
    Pepper2185 Posts: 994 Member
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    Story of O (Pauline Reage even with the publicized alternate ending, it's more real)
    Beauty Trilogy by A.N Roquelaure
    anything by Nancy Friday

    I second the recommendation for the Beauty Trilogy! And the Story of O!

    I did enjoy 50 Shades. Mindless summer reading. Wouldn't call them "boring" though.
  • Trinityblade24
    Trinityblade24 Posts: 3 Member
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    I take 50 Shades for what it was, mind candy and just pure entertainment. If I wanted to stimulate my mind I would look at my old college English book list.
  • CarrieQuiteContrary
    CarrieQuiteContrary Posts: 98 Member
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    I REFUSE to read those books! ughhh.

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