Corniest Jokes On the Planet

tabooski
tabooski Posts: 89
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I'll start. What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?





A Gummy Bear
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  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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  • tabooski
    tabooski Posts: 89
    2338_6ee9.jpeg

    LOL

    What did the arts graduate say to the business graduate?

    "Do you want fries with that?"
  • arraggh
    arraggh Posts: 30 Member
    Im going to invent a device specifically for people with limited sight. Im going to call it the Ipatch

    *boom boom cha!*
  • tabooski
    tabooski Posts: 89
    Did you hear about the giant who threw up?

    It's all over town.
  • chucknorrisfan
    chucknorrisfan Posts: 10
    Did you hear the one about the magic tractor? It went down the lane and turned into a field.

    I thank you!!!
  • Briszler75
    Briszler75 Posts: 88 Member
    I went to the smallest zoo! All it had in it was one little dog!






    It was a **** zoo.

    Did you see what I did there? ;-D
  • Briszler75
    Briszler75 Posts: 88 Member
    I went to the smallest zoo! All it had in it was one little dog!






    It was a **** zoo.

    Did you see what I did there? ;-D

    Hah you can't say poop on here! LOL
  • elrickis1337
    elrickis1337 Posts: 117 Member
    two guys walk into a bar...... third one ducks
  • dhakiyya
    dhakiyya Posts: 481 Member
    What do you call a fly with no wings?

    A walk
  • MrsM1ggins
    MrsM1ggins Posts: 724 Member
    What's brown and sticky? A stick.
  • jfan175
    jfan175 Posts: 812 Member
    What's 8 inches long, has a bald head on it and drives women crazy?

    A 100 dollar bill.
  • rdfhunter
    rdfhunter Posts: 95 Member
    Ever smell moth balls?









    How did you get their little legs apart?
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    When is the best time to go to the dentist?

    Tooth-hurty.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

    Nacho cheese.
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    what did the snail say as it was riding on the back of the turtle?

    weeeeeee....!
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    why did the snail paint a big letter "S" on his race car?

    so the crowd could cheer him on yelling, "Go S car go"!

    (uhm, go escargot)
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    why did they stop the hockey game at the leper colony?

    because there was a face off in the corner.
  • missworld95
    missworld95 Posts: 131 Member
    What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile.

    Rihanna, why are you working with Chris Brown again? "Beats me."
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    this guy walks into a dentist office and says, "dr., i think i'm a moth".

    the dentist says, "you're in the wrong office, you want the psychiatrist down the hall.
    but out of curiousity, why did you come in here"?

    the guy says, "because the light was on".
  • rinnismom
    rinnismom Posts: 190
    what's black and white and read all over?

    a newspaper!
  • zrmac804
    zrmac804 Posts: 369 Member
    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef.

    What do you call a dog with no legs?
    Doesn't matter, it won't come when you call.

    What did the picture say to the wall?
    "First they frame me, then they HANG me!!"
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    two penguins walk into a bar.
    which is really stupid because the second one should have seen it coming.
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    what do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging on either side of the window?

    curt n rod
  • jubeesh
    jubeesh Posts: 156
    I won a contest with this one..

    Why did the 2 hairs say goodbye?

    Because they knew they would soon be parted
  • slboling
    slboling Posts: 117 Member
    two guys walk into a bar...... third one ducks
    Now that's funny!!!
  • slboling
    slboling Posts: 117 Member
    How do scientists keep their breath fresh?

    with experi-mints
  • Irish_eyes75
    Irish_eyes75 Posts: 475
    Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted :P
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    Why are barns so noisy? Because all the cows have horns

    What kind of beans don't grow in a garden? Human Beings

    How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit cards

    What do you get when you cross a sheltie with a watermelon? A little melon-collie

    Why is 'Cooking' a Cub Scout's favorite merit badge? 'Cause you have to make a dozen brownies
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    Why do elephants have one yellow leg? Because they can't lift it as high as a dog can.

    Why do elephants have four feet? 'Cause when you're an elephant, six inches just isn't enough
  • tabooski
    tabooski Posts: 89
    Two blondes were taking a trip to visit Disneyland.
    On the way they saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left"


    They both started to cry. :(

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