Corniest Jokes On the Planet

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  • zrmac804
    zrmac804 Posts: 369 Member
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    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef.

    What do you call a dog with no legs?
    Doesn't matter, it won't come when you call.

    What did the picture say to the wall?
    "First they frame me, then they HANG me!!"
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
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    two penguins walk into a bar.
    which is really stupid because the second one should have seen it coming.
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
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    what do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging on either side of the window?

    curt n rod
  • jubeesh
    jubeesh Posts: 156
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    I won a contest with this one..

    Why did the 2 hairs say goodbye?

    Because they knew they would soon be parted
  • slboling
    slboling Posts: 117 Member
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    two guys walk into a bar...... third one ducks
    Now that's funny!!!
  • slboling
    slboling Posts: 117 Member
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    How do scientists keep their breath fresh?

    with experi-mints
  • Irish_eyes75
    Irish_eyes75 Posts: 475
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    Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted :P
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
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    Why are barns so noisy? Because all the cows have horns

    What kind of beans don't grow in a garden? Human Beings

    How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit cards

    What do you get when you cross a sheltie with a watermelon? A little melon-collie

    Why is 'Cooking' a Cub Scout's favorite merit badge? 'Cause you have to make a dozen brownies
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
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    Why do elephants have one yellow leg? Because they can't lift it as high as a dog can.

    Why do elephants have four feet? 'Cause when you're an elephant, six inches just isn't enough
  • tabooski
    tabooski Posts: 89
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    Two blondes were taking a trip to visit Disneyland.
    On the way they saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left"


    They both started to cry. :(
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
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    How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?


    You poke em on.
  • HunterKiller_wechange
    HunterKiller_wechange Posts: 369 Member
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    Q. What do you call an Alien with 3 balls?

    A. An extratesticle
  • thedancingleper
    thedancingleper Posts: 158 Member
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    To the person who posted the pun raccoon... you forgot this one:

    pun-raccoon.jpg
  • tabooski
    tabooski Posts: 89
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    What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?






    The Taste
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
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    two guys walk into a bar...... third one ducks

    Did the 4th guy dodge the ducks?
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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    Two fish in a tank. One said to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"
  • doin_it_in_the_gym
    doin_it_in_the_gym Posts: 30
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    Why are vampire so easy to kill?
    Because they suck :)
  • SordidEuphemism
    SordidEuphemism Posts: 23
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    Two muffins were baking in an oven. One says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here." The other replies, "HOLY CRUD, A TALKING MUFFIN!"
  • BigAlfrn
    BigAlfrn Posts: 173 Member
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    guess what???
    chicken butt lol lol sorry i couldnt help myself

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