Corniest Jokes On the Planet

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  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?


    You poke em on.
  • HunterKiller_wechange
    HunterKiller_wechange Posts: 369 Member
    Q. What do you call an Alien with 3 balls?

    A. An extratesticle
  • thedancingleper
    thedancingleper Posts: 158 Member
    To the person who posted the pun raccoon... you forgot this one:

    pun-raccoon.jpg
  • tabooski
    tabooski Posts: 89
    What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?






    The Taste
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
    two guys walk into a bar...... third one ducks

    Did the 4th guy dodge the ducks?
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Two fish in a tank. One said to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"
  • doin_it_in_the_gym
    doin_it_in_the_gym Posts: 30
    Why are vampire so easy to kill?
    Because they suck :)
  • SordidEuphemism
    SordidEuphemism Posts: 23
    Two muffins were baking in an oven. One says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here." The other replies, "HOLY CRUD, A TALKING MUFFIN!"
  • BigAlfrn
    BigAlfrn Posts: 173 Member
    guess what???
    chicken butt lol lol sorry i couldnt help myself

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