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Being Intimate - Thanks For The Information!

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  • Posts: 415 Member
  • Posts: 4,605 Member
    intimate.jpg

    Just sayin'. :P

    were they in a coma????

    Taking the starfish to new levels, there.
  • Posts: 415 Member
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    were they in a coma????

    Taking the starfish to new levels, there.
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    No I wasn't and if you read more posts you would see the calorie count has been found to be wrong.
  • Posts: 671 Member
    Coulda been really intimate but just not very active by it being 44 calories lol. Well, now im going to have to wear my HRM and find out for sure lmao. Too funny
    HRM will motivate you to go at it harder/faster hahaha
  • Posts: 1,454 Member
    so... we should also be able to log some strength training, right? ab work maybe? :laugh:
    this topic is full of win.
  • Posts: 4,605 Member


    No I wasn't and if you read more posts you would see the calorie count has been found to be wrong.


    Right. Cause obviously the correct calorie count is the burning issue of the day.... :-D

    Bless.
  • Posts: 372 Member
    I'm just trying to figure out what constitutes light effort vs. moderate effort vs. vigorous effort...

    Tired couple VS Karma Sutra VS Pornstar lol
  • Posts: 415 Member
    My last contribution. To answer the burning question of the day.

    From wikianswers: sex burns an average of 150 calories in a half-hour.

    Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_calories_are_burned_having_sex#ixzz23NFD96vP
  • Posts: 1,107 Member

    Wth? I'd gladly give up chocolate for a little

    I have a hard time believing you don't get it regularly.
  • Posts: 926 Member
    44?! Better slap some weights on.
  • Posts: 780 Member
    It's funny how so many of you think that sex must burn a ton of calories ;) Sadly it burns many less than you would think.

    (Aside from that, aren't you not supposed to log your daily routines? I mean, I'm hoping it's a part of your daily routine ... or at least every other day ...)
  • Posts: 83 Member
    I've tried to track that "activity" before...we actually have a little joke where we hop on the scale after "being intimate" - always less than before. PROBABLY from dehydration!
  • Posts: 1,669 Member
    lol :blushing:
  • Posts: 131 Member
    And I am NOT ashamed of it in any way. It burns calories so I am going to add it. And unless the kids arent home its always going to be moderate effort. ;-) Laugh all you want. Doesnt bother me. Oh and to the dead fish comment. Honey I was doing all the work!

    Way to tell em!!!!
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    I don't think you should be ashamed at all. And I think most of the jokes are just friendly ribbing and ego-stroking.
  • Posts: 5,404 Member
    I'm just picturing ... "Wait a minute honey..I need to strap on my HRM!" :laugh:
  • Posts: 1,879 Member
    I mean, I'm hoping it's a part of your daily routine ... or at least every other day ...)

    Don't I wish.....
  • Posts: 415 Member

    Way to tell em!!!!

    Thanks!. Apparently they took it out of the database, so I will use some other exercise to add when I do THAT!

    BUT you are all welcome for whatever laughs you got at my expense. I'll be here all week. Thank you, Thank you very much(in my best elvis voice)
  • Posts: 263 Member
    only hand holding?
  • Posts: 1,879 Member
    I'm just picturing ... "Wait a minute honey..I need to strap on my HRM!" :laugh:

    Heh....you said strap on.
  • Posts: 314 Member
    "health status" has sex in their data base (as well as brushing teeth) they have sex/foreplay and sex/intercourse!
  • Posts: 121 Member

    Agree.. i had my HRM on once for my "self service" and i got 51 cals ;)

    Good to know...
  • Posts: 582 Member
    is it still considered being intimate since it is now posted here??
  • Posts: 194 Member
    Just checked and it's actually cum @ 7 calories a "squirt". Just a friendly FYI :happy:


    lmao,,,is this the new "headache" if you're already over your calories for the day? :wink:
  • Posts: 30 Member
    :embarassed: I would have to say "NO"
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    I can't believe you would take time out of your day to print screen this just to laugh at someone. Are you 12?

    "Laugh at someone"? Why do you think I omitted their username?
    I'm laughing at the post itself, not at the person (and as did the people who were commenting). I didn't consider that this could be hurtful, and it certainly wasn't intended to be.

    And I'm 26 - but my mind is 12 most of the time. :bigsmile: I'm also on disability, so time isn't an issue (and it took like a minute). :wink:

    I apologize if anyone finds this offensive. I just posted a funny status update, and that was all it was supposed to be.
  • Posts: 780 Member
    I don't think anyone was really offended by it, I think it comes across as "Har-har, this person said sex!!!" In a way it's very reminiscent of being 12 :P

    Anyway, that was my first thought until I saw that the person who the status belonged to posted in here as well.
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    I believe men burn more calories being intimate. Gentlemen always rest on their elbows etc.
    Ian
    I don't know man, I think lesbians got ya beat on this one.
  • Posts: 30 Member
    Yeah it is kinda crazy how this went... I thought when I first started reading it.. "how funny!" but then when I saw that someone's feelings were really getting hurt, and it just kept going, it got blown wayyyy out of per portion. It just was discouraging to see that at a site where we are here to encourage each other, people not really notice that she was really hurt. It is all fun and games until someone gets hurt, right? Anyway,, soooo wasn't your fault!: smokin:
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