Being Intimate - Thanks For The Information!

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  • Only1Mickee
    Only1Mickee Posts: 415 Member
  • meerkat70
    meerkat70 Posts: 4,605 Member
    intimate.jpg

    Just sayin'. :P

    were they in a coma????

    Taking the starfish to new levels, there.
  • Only1Mickee
    Only1Mickee Posts: 415 Member
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    were they in a coma????

    Taking the starfish to new levels, there.
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    No I wasn't and if you read more posts you would see the calorie count has been found to be wrong.
  • avir8
    avir8 Posts: 671 Member
    Coulda been really intimate but just not very active by it being 44 calories lol. Well, now im going to have to wear my HRM and find out for sure lmao. Too funny
    HRM will motivate you to go at it harder/faster hahaha
  • elyelyse
    elyelyse Posts: 1,454 Member
    so... we should also be able to log some strength training, right? ab work maybe? :laugh:
    this topic is full of win.
  • meerkat70
    meerkat70 Posts: 4,605 Member

    were they in a coma????

    Taking the starfish to new levels, there.


    No I wasn't and if you read more posts you would see the calorie count has been found to be wrong.


    Right. Cause obviously the correct calorie count is the burning issue of the day.... :-D

    Bless.
  • Anastasia0511
    Anastasia0511 Posts: 372 Member
    I'm just trying to figure out what constitutes light effort vs. moderate effort vs. vigorous effort...

    Tired couple VS Karma Sutra VS Pornstar lol
  • Only1Mickee
    Only1Mickee Posts: 415 Member
    My last contribution. To answer the burning question of the day.

    From wikianswers: sex burns an average of 150 calories in a half-hour.

    Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_calories_are_burned_having_sex#ixzz23NFD96vP
  • StarvingDiva
    StarvingDiva Posts: 1,107 Member
    Sooo....30 minutes of sex = 40 calories = small piece of chocolate

    no wonder chocolate is more popular than sex. :laugh:

    Wth? I'd gladly give up chocolate for a little

    I have a hard time believing you don't get it regularly.
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    44?! Better slap some weights on.
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    It's funny how so many of you think that sex must burn a ton of calories ;) Sadly it burns many less than you would think.

    (Aside from that, aren't you not supposed to log your daily routines? I mean, I'm hoping it's a part of your daily routine ... or at least every other day ...)
  • Nfairley
    Nfairley Posts: 83 Member
    I've tried to track that "activity" before...we actually have a little joke where we hop on the scale after "being intimate" - always less than before. PROBABLY from dehydration!
  • 12skipafew99100
    12skipafew99100 Posts: 1,669 Member
    lol :blushing:
  • msstuard
    msstuard Posts: 131 Member
    And I am NOT ashamed of it in any way. It burns calories so I am going to add it. And unless the kids arent home its always going to be moderate effort. ;-) Laugh all you want. Doesnt bother me. Oh and to the dead fish comment. Honey I was doing all the work!

    Way to tell em!!!!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I don't think you should be ashamed at all. And I think most of the jokes are just friendly ribbing and ego-stroking.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    I'm just picturing ... "Wait a minute honey..I need to strap on my HRM!" :laugh:
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
    I mean, I'm hoping it's a part of your daily routine ... or at least every other day ...)

    Don't I wish.....
  • Only1Mickee
    Only1Mickee Posts: 415 Member
    And I am NOT ashamed of it in any way. It burns calories so I am going to add it. And unless the kids arent home its always going to be moderate effort. ;-) Laugh all you want. Doesnt bother me. Oh and to the dead fish comment. Honey I was doing all the work!

    Way to tell em!!!!

    Thanks!. Apparently they took it out of the database, so I will use some other exercise to add when I do THAT!

    BUT you are all welcome for whatever laughs you got at my expense. I'll be here all week. Thank you, Thank you very much(in my best elvis voice)
  • alarae
    alarae Posts: 263 Member
    only hand holding?
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
    I'm just picturing ... "Wait a minute honey..I need to strap on my HRM!" :laugh:

    Heh....you said strap on.
  • suzieqcookie
    suzieqcookie Posts: 314 Member
    "health status" has sex in their data base (as well as brushing teeth) they have sex/foreplay and sex/intercourse!
  • katicasi82
    katicasi82 Posts: 121 Member
    It was prob self service

    Agree.. i had my HRM on once for my "self service" and i got 51 cals ;)

    Good to know...
  • bbbgamer
    bbbgamer Posts: 582 Member
    is it still considered being intimate since it is now posted here??
  • michelle4271
    michelle4271 Posts: 194 Member
    Just checked and it's actually cum @ 7 calories a "squirt". Just a friendly FYI :happy:


    lmao,,,is this the new "headache" if you're already over your calories for the day? :wink:
  • sherlau83
    sherlau83 Posts: 30 Member
    :embarassed: I would have to say "NO"
  • kuzurichan
    kuzurichan Posts: 134
    I can't believe you would take time out of your day to print screen this just to laugh at someone. Are you 12?

    "Laugh at someone"? Why do you think I omitted their username?
    I'm laughing at the post itself, not at the person (and as did the people who were commenting). I didn't consider that this could be hurtful, and it certainly wasn't intended to be.

    And I'm 26 - but my mind is 12 most of the time. :bigsmile: I'm also on disability, so time isn't an issue (and it took like a minute). :wink:

    I apologize if anyone finds this offensive. I just posted a funny status update, and that was all it was supposed to be.
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    I don't think anyone was really offended by it, I think it comes across as "Har-har, this person said sex!!!" In a way it's very reminiscent of being 12 :P

    Anyway, that was my first thought until I saw that the person who the status belonged to posted in here as well.
  • Hi
    I believe men burn more calories being intimate. Gentlemen always rest on their elbows etc.
    Ian
    I don't know man, I think lesbians got ya beat on this one.
  • sherlau83
    sherlau83 Posts: 30 Member
    Yeah it is kinda crazy how this went... I thought when I first started reading it.. "how funny!" but then when I saw that someone's feelings were really getting hurt, and it just kept going, it got blown wayyyy out of per portion. It just was discouraging to see that at a site where we are here to encourage each other, people not really notice that she was really hurt. It is all fun and games until someone gets hurt, right? Anyway,, soooo wasn't your fault!: smokin: