What gender stereotypes don't you fit?

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  • RealWomenLovePitbulls
    RealWomenLovePitbulls Posts: 729 Member
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    I hate to shop
    rarely wear make-up
    don't care much about shoes or purses
    don't like fruity little mixed drinks
    don't even own heels
    have had my nails done twice in my life (painted, not fake nails) once for my wedding and once because my husbad bought me a spa day certificate... which i finally used 4 months later
    like to mow, use power tools, and build things :D

    oh, and i don't make sandwiches!! i don't like sandwiches, we don't eat them, except Subway! and once in a while we make homemade italian subs (husband makes his own) *gasp*
  • nikket3000
    nikket3000 Posts: 18 Member
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    I hate shopping, I hate cleaning, I cant fold a towel the right way to save my life, I dont paint my nails, I dislike jewelry, I have never dreamed of my wedding day and never want one and I will leave having kids up to the women with maternal instincts.
  • callhimrodneyafterdave
    callhimrodneyafterdave Posts: 97
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    I refuse to make a F**KING SAMMICH. Make your own bloody sammich, and whilst you're at it make me one too.

    haha this is quality!
  • acstansell
    acstansell Posts: 567 Member
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    The tools are his, but I do all the DIY.
    I know more about football
    I swear more
    I drink
    I eat like a guy (when not doing this)
    I do most of the driving.
    I don't normally wear make up

    But, I love shoes, my hair is awesome (to me), I like to buy clothes, and I sew for fun.
  • smaugish
    smaugish Posts: 244 Member
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    I like comic books, video games and RPG card games.
    I'm a massive fantasy and science fiction nerd.
    I'm super into Viking re-enactment, lore, literature, history and movies.
    I love blood.
    I burp like a trooper.
    I'm a huge fan of real ale.
    Apart from the whole vegetarian thing, I love 'guy' food- pizza, Mexican, fairly spicy curries.
    I don't squirm away from spiders and bugs and snakes etc.
    I love rugby.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    Oh, forgot one.

    My husband has NEVER bought me jewelry outside of my engagement ring, wedding ring, and an antique pearl bracelet that I was eyeballin' the *kitten* out of. He buys me video games, MTG cards (yes, I am THAT big of a nerd), concert tickets, or the aforementioned porn. Diamonds are not my best friend. Hell, they're not even on my friends list.
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
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    1. I LOVE baseball more than any sport.
    2. I HATE shoes and handbags! HATE with a passion!
    3. I'm not lady-like or dainty. I'm rather klutzy.
    4. I'm not a clothes-horse.
    5. I rarely wear makeup anymore.
    6. I DO NOT want children!
    7. I DO NOT like children!
    8. I belch better than my SO, and I'm proud.
    9. I like to get dirty.
    10. I like cars.
  • jnite
    jnite Posts: 108 Member
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    Not into fancy shoes- my shoes have to be comfy
    Don't do make-up.....really dont' even know how to...
    Can shoot both guns and bows
    Can and do hunt and fish
    Can fix my own vehicle a bit, can change the oil
    Can out burp many men
    Hate cleaning
    Don't mind getting dirty
    Don't freak out if I don't shower every day
    Nothing makes me squeal like a girl:laugh: ......except slugs ugh:blushing:


    All I can think of right now
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,247 Member
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    I don't like most sports.
    I cook every night and I'm damn good at it.
    I don't know anything about cars.
  • angrodriguez92
    angrodriguez92 Posts: 193 Member
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    1. Im not weak, submissive, superficial, or vain.
    2. I like sex.
    3. I lift weights.
    4. I don't care about fashion and I don't wear make up much at all.
  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
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    1. I'm not sensitive (or a crier)
    2. My idea of a date night with my man is at the gym
    3. I know more about bodybuilding then most men
    4. I curse like a sailor
  • It_never_ends
    It_never_ends Posts: 105 Member
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    1. I don't nag
    2. I don't spend tons of money on hair, nail and excess clothes shopping.
    3. I don't take 2 hours to get ready.
    4. I don't want him to spend all his time on me and drop his friends.
    5. I don't mind getting dirty (take that how you want to) :p
  • Felicia714
    Felicia714 Posts: 21 Member
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    Ok, I think I fit all of the stereotypes about women... I can't think of one that I'm NOT.. :(
  • StarvingDiva
    StarvingDiva Posts: 1,107 Member
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    1. I love hockey and not just so that the boys will think I'm cool (I actually had a d*uche in NY quiz me)
    2. It takes me literally 15 mins to get ready, makeup and hair done!
    3. I don't like to cuddle, I want you to roll over to your side of the bed when we are done and go to sleep
    4. I love sex in the morning and I'm never too tired or there is never a headache too bad that I would turn it down
    5. I hate going to weddings, baby showers and bridal showers they do not invoke some gushy response that makes me AWWW or start planning my own fictious wedding/baby shower or bridal shower
    6. Pop music annoys me
    7. I don't do step aerobics I lift weights and I box and will roundhouse kick your neck if you spar with me and think you will hurt me because I am a girl
    8. I have a big old loud, guffaw laugh, I am definitely not a giggly hair flipper
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    I f'n love to cuddle.
  • chunkydunk714
    chunkydunk714 Posts: 784 Member
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    I hate cleaning and I love to burp and fart.....

    Porn is a must and I dont dress to impress. I dress to be comfortable (ok, and still look cute)

    I wear flip flops on most days and use cuss words like a sailor

    Beer is my go-to drink and can eat pizza like nobodys business.

    Not to mention, I can knock a *kitten* out when need be.

    Im more like "one of the guys" in a non-lesbian way :)
  • suzieqcookie
    suzieqcookie Posts: 314 Member
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    i'm a total girly girl. Would have made a great housewife in the 60's. UNFORTUNATELY God thought it would be hysterical to build a linebacker and give it girl parts, so i'm gigantic, even when i'm super thin
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
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    I am a retired emt/firefighter. I tow a boat and a trailer and actually know how to back them up, park the trailer and put the boat in the water without sinking it. I taught my son how to do it too. I love wood working, mowing, I hate shopping, I don't shop for shoes & purses but maybe once a year (except for running shoes), I rarely wear makeup unless I go out, I run the tiller, I mow the grass and even take out the trash but only if I HAVE to. lol
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
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    1. I do not like shopping. (my husband loves this-but That may changes as my size changes :P)
    2. I do not take hours to get ready either - 15 mins!
    3.i don not like cleaning.. especially dishes.
  • jboccio90
    jboccio90 Posts: 644 Member
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    1. I can hit it and quit it.
    2. I have a transformers/gi joe collection.
    3. I am not a fan of romantic comedies.
    4. I don't care about jewelry and haven't worn it in many years.
    5. My nails always look bad.

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