What gender stereotypes don't you fit?

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  • 1nr15
    1nr15 Posts: 155
    1. I know more about cars than most guys
    2. I can shoot a gun
    3. I absolutely LOVE football
    4. I love to sweat
    5. As sexy as I feel in lingerie, I feel just as sexy in a jersey/t-shirt and boy shorts :)
  • good2bthaking
    good2bthaking Posts: 325 Member
    1. For a retired Marine, I seldom get pissed off, actually totally mellow.
    2. I do most the house chores, I spoil my wife, she takes care of me in other ways.
    3. Every time I watch "It's a Wonderful Life", I cry at the end when Harry Bailey says" to my big brother George, the richest man in Bedford Falls", both of my brothers are dead, still dealing with 7 sisters.
    4. When my kids were little I would wash them and change their diapers, along with my wife.
  • polo571
    polo571 Posts: 708 Member
    I might be 41, single, never married and no kids. It doesn't mean I'm a player, not kid friendly and selfish
  • lewist90
    lewist90 Posts: 126 Member
    1. I know more about cars than most guys
    2. I can shoot a gun
    3. I absolutely LOVE football
    4. I love to sweat
    5. As sexy as I feel in lingerie, I feel just as sexy in a jersey/t-shirt and boy shorts :)


    MARRY ME!
  • Michellereducf
    Michellereducf Posts: 168 Member
    Love sports, hate pink.
  • I don't want kids.
    I really admire six packs on women.
    I can't iron.
    I hate wearing socks.
    I think the cinema is a pants idea for a date or day out with friends. I can watch films at home for cheaper, quicker, more convenient and with better access to snacks - without the hassle of uncontrollable volume, strange people and how it is socially unacceptable to sit like a slob and not get judged in public...
    I wear make up, but not on my eyes.
    Holding hands makes me cringe, even if I'm not the one doing it.
    Babies aren't cute to me. In fact, they're actually pretty creepy. I've never held/touched/associated with one on top of that.
    I love clutter.
    My ideal date: Chinese - with prawn crackers obviously, the couch, my pyjamas and a games console. Bliss!
    Also, I wear pyjamas. Pants and baggy tops. None of these frilly nighties or silk dress kind of things.
    I can't understand paranoid girlfriends.
    I LOVE my personal space and "me time".
    I don't, and never have, wanted a beach wedding.
    I've idolized and dreamt of being Uma Thurman in Kill Bill more than a Kardashian or whatever else is supposedly hot nowadays.

    There's probably loads more, but that'll do for now. :')
  • Oh God, there's loads actually.

    I'd love a Doberman.
    I want to own a carvery.
    I absolutely love Sci-Fi.
    I believe in magic and ghosts.
    I believe in Hell more than Heaven.
    Tea is boring.
    My sandwiches are rubbish.
    I'd rather spend a day in an amusement park instead of the beach.
    I hate having gifts bought for me.
    The cheaper date, the better.

    And now I'll stop. :blushing:
  • Anastasia0511
    Anastasia0511 Posts: 372 Member
    Kind of crazy to see so many women into porn lol. So that will be the start of my post.
    1.Totally into porn, the raunchier that better. Girl on girl is the best. I'm not a lesbian, I love men, but naked men or a couple doing it doggy style just does absolutely nothing for me.
    2. I'm obsessed with motorcycles and motorcycle racing.
    3. I spit and make that horrible noise that guys make before they "hawk a loogey".
    4. Been none to plug a nostril and shoot snot out of the other one while doing high intensity workout because I don't have time to wipe it on my top.
    5. I cuss like a sailor and have the worst mouth out of any guy I know. People blame it on me being Italian, I say F them. I would talk like this if I were a F-ing Russian ;)
    6. I know the parts on my car and how to do minor tune up, can change a effing tire and don't give a S*** if I break a nail or get dirt on my fricking shoes. In fact, I hate nails and saw mine down the the skin. Sometimes so low that I cut the skin and its burns for days.
    7.I effing hate drama and want to cut *****es who start it and keep it going, who can't move on or just STFU period.
    8. I despise talking on the phone
    9. I like to get dirty, as in muddy.
    10. I can't cook and don't care if I ever learn and would rather starve.
    11. My favorite food is sex.

    However, I am a clean freak, anal as hell and like to keep my house and my cars spotless and I do love perfume.

    GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
    ..and into your? ;)
    I forgot to mention that SAW 1 through SAW 7 are my all time favorite movies and I watch them over and over. P.S. Never seen the Notebook and you couldn't pay me in Ducati motorcycles to watch that or Brokeback Mountain either. Ok well, you would HAVE to pay me in Ducati motorcycles to watch any of that kind of film. I can't stand chick flicks either or anything that has to do with the "girl getting the guy" at the end and her waiting there like a sissy and the cheesy music playing while she's standing their hoping he shows up, and you know the F'er's gonna show up, and then Whoop, there he is, then they fall madly in love even though they know they're not meant to be together. Can we let it go and stop being so predictable in movies? For once cant the movie industry throw people a curve and have the guy stand her up and when she goes to walk across the street to go home crying and sobbing she gets hit by a bus? I HATE those kinds of love stories. I am not against love, cause love is good, but cheesy love is not. I think I'll stick with Jigsaw and watch him decapitate people for not "getting the picture" instead lol. And if you've ever watched the SAW movies than you know there is a story line behind it and a really good message. **** SAW 4 made me forgive my ex bf for all the ****ty things he did while we were together lol.
  • 1nr15
    1nr15 Posts: 155
    i love chick flicks
    i have a better skincare regime than most woman (no joke)
    i like to bake cakes

    thats about it :)

    OMG you're so cute! I love it!
  • Hmmm...

    - I love working with my hands; cutting, edging, planting, painting, pressure washing, fence work, cutting wood, etc.
    - Hate romantic movies/books.
    - Comfy handling guns.
    - Collect knives.
    - My idea of the perfect date is going to a car show or hiking.
    - Hate shopping.
    - Hate getting my hair or nails done.
    - Compulsive door opener.
    - Don't like people buying me things.
    - Love UFC.
    - Happiest in jeans (or yoga pants, lol) and a t-shirt.
    - Obsessed with old-school muscle cars.
    - Horrible flirt.
    - Don't want kids.
    - I always go to the bathroom by myself lol.
  • Rebzan
    Rebzan Posts: 24
    I love sports. Especially hockey (Pittsburgh Penguins!!) and football (Here we go, Steelers, here we go!!); I have just gotten into baseball this year and no I am not a Pirates fan but a Cincinnati Reds fans....I live near Cincinnati!!! Sorry Pirates!

    I love Sci-Fi and action/adventure/ war movies. I can quote Star Wars movies and LOTR.

    I don't mind spiders and snakes and I would own a snake but then nobody would come visit me at all. Hmmmmm.....now maybe that isn't such a bad thing.

    My ideal date would be pizza and beer at a hockey game!!
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,689 Member
    1) I despise shopping for clothes, shoes, and makeup.
    2) When my husband and I are in the car, I always drive.
    3) I have a *much* better sense of direction than my husband.
    4) I'm more competitive than most men.
    5) I drink whiskey.
    6) I enjoy math, programming, and other technical activities.
    7) I point out hot women to my husband.
    8) I am better educated than my husband, and I am the bread-winner. Even once he's done with school, I will probably always make more money than he does.
    9) I'd rather have a root canal than a manicure.
  • iuew
    iuew Posts: 624 Member
    i find professional sports boring, and i would rather watch anything else. if i could trade every single sports channel for HBO, i would do so without a second thought. i only watch the superbowl so that i can have an excuse to order pizza once a year, and i generally only make it about five minutes in. however, that five minutes of viewing and the beer that i drink with the two slices of pizza are apparently enough to prevent them from knocking on my door to revoke my guy card.
  • Cheri_Moves
    Cheri_Moves Posts: 625 Member
    1. I like getting dirty.
    2. I can ride a dirt bike better then most guys. RACE YA!
    3. I love aggressive mountain biking, the more battle wounds, the better.`
    4. I love to lift weights.
    5. I love getting super sweaty

    And I am NOT a shoe gal... Unless you count running shoes! lol
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    I love calculus and hate english
    I build my own computers
    Im a programmer
    I do lan parties
    I MUD
    I game in general
    As a kid I played with dinkies
    I ride motorcycles (and have my drag racing numbers)
    and do my own maintenance on them...and love the feel and smell of engine oil
    ...i dont ride *kitten*
    As girls crowd around the soap tv and hope for some raoul guy at the gym Im alone watching track races and hope to see a lotus
    I own scaley things and pet crawly things
    I like horror movies
    I dont want babies
    I dont do girls nights or watch chick flicks or do my hair or makeup regularly...if i showered and dont smell im happy :p
    The last time I went shopping was over 4 months ago

    The only chick like things I do is dance (jazz and modern and hiphop) , and I clash with most of the girls that do (cant talk about hair and drinking dt for long enough).

    But hey Im a girl who does guy stuff better then many guys and I can put my foot behind my head. I win.
  • heytherestephy
    heytherestephy Posts: 356 Member
    I'm a wings and (GOOD) beer, tomboy type who wears make-up for special occasions and interviews.
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    I have cried watching Godzilla movies. Does that count?
  • WickedBean
    WickedBean Posts: 244 Member
    1. I would rather find a mud hole than go shopping
    2. I think I wear make up about 3 times a year
    3. I can fix my own truck - change the oil too.
    4. Long finger nails are not functional
    5. I work in a metal fab shop.
    6. Getting dirty does not bother me - I actually prefer it.
  • scottg1024
    scottg1024 Posts: 224
    I can burst into tears at a drop of a hat, and I think Jeffery Dean Morgan was hot in PS I Love You.
  • RobynMWilson
    RobynMWilson Posts: 1,540 Member
    I, too, am not a shoe girl.
    I will watch football by myself on a Sunday and fight with Dad, who's not an Eagles fan, for the TV on Sundays lol
    I rarely wear makeup and prolly only spend $25 a YEAR on makeup!
    I'd much rather go to Five Guys or Chik Fil A than a fancy schmancy meal.
    I'm watching Pawn Stars with my dad right now lol.
    I'd rather lift weights than do cardio...
  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
    I don't like jewelry - other than my wedding band, I don't wear it. Even my diamond engagement ring is in a box in my dresser.

    I don't like to shop.

    I'm not into shoes -- except for trail runners and hiking boots.

    Most of my female friends really like jewelry, shopping and shoes - I don't understand it. :laugh:
  • RobynMWilson
    RobynMWilson Posts: 1,540 Member
    I, too, am not a shoe girl.
    I will watch football by myself on a Sunday and fight with Dad, who's not an Eagles fan, for the TV on Sundays lol
    I rarely wear makeup and prolly only spend $25 a YEAR on makeup!
    I'd much rather go to Five Guys or Chik Fil A than a fancy schmancy meal.
    I'm watching Pawn Stars with my dad right now lol.
    I'd rather lift weights than do cardio...

    Oh! And I'd rather sit in the quiet all day sticking needles in my eyes than watch Lifetime!! lol
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    I have cried watching Godzilla movies. Does that count?

    I think that breaks ALL stereotypes.
  • RobynMWilson
    RobynMWilson Posts: 1,540 Member
    I don't like jewelry - other than my wedding band, I don't wear it. Even my diamond engagement ring is in a box in my dresser.

    I don't like to shop.

    I'm not into shoes -- except for trail runners and hiking boots.

    Most of my female friends really like jewelry, shopping and shoes - I don't understand it. :laugh:

    The only jewelry I wear is my belly button ring and mayyyybe a necklace if I'm dressed up...
  • ajohn252
    ajohn252 Posts: 158
    1. No mothering instincts
    2. I wear, own, and made the pants in my relationship lol
    3. I (after completing school) will have a more high-power high paying job than my partner
  • RobynMWilson
    RobynMWilson Posts: 1,540 Member
    I have cried watching Godzilla movies. Does that count?

    I think that breaks ALL stereotypes.

    ^^^ hahaha! Agreed...
  • Mhaney
    Mhaney Posts: 467 Member
    I am more into football than my ex.

    I can get ready to leave in under 2 minutes while it took my ex half the day
  • natwen
    natwen Posts: 81
    1. Not afraid of snakes or bugs
    2. Have had the same tiny tube of foundation makeup for 4 years
    3. Have only been to the hairdresser about 4 times in my life (I cut my own hair)
    4. I love video games!
    5. Thinking about boobs makes me :)
    6. My closet is pretty empty, I struggle to find appropriate clothes for work or "going out"
  • stomachflu
    stomachflu Posts: 134 Member
    I hate pink
    Extreme Hockey Fanatic
    Like Football
    Bring on the pizza and beer, the darker the beer the better
    Love Action movies..None of this chick flick crap
    I burp and fart better than most men
    Never wear makeup
    Rarely wear jewelry
    I'm sure there is much more..

    BUT..I am a total shoe *kitten* and can run in my 4.5 inch heels *laff*
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
    I could care less about shoes. Put me in high heels and I'll tear the city down when I fall.
    ETA: Most importantly, I don't want kids.