Under Armour Commercial Rant

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cubizzle
cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
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Dear Under Armour, Please stop using the unatainable male image of muscularity in your commercials. No one can look that good! It's extremely damaging to those of us who have loved McDonald's and Krispy Kreme while watching TV and playing video games all these years rather than eating properly and living in a gym. Why do you think it's ok to make exteremly tight fitting clothes!?!?! Marketing to the people who use your product the most is unethical. I'm sorry, I'm just really angry at Under Armour these days because it's damaging to my self esteem that people who WORK THEIR *kitten* OFF to look a certain way can get paid to look that way!

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  • dlwyatt82
    dlwyatt82 Posts: 1,077 Member
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    My sarcasm detector just exploded. :tongue:
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 33,985 Member
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    ....I really need to spend more time in the forums. That one went right over my head. Wait. . . I already spend too much time in teh forumz.

  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
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    My sarcasm detector just exploded. :tongue:

    These ones go to eleven
  • poshcouture
    poshcouture Posts: 610
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    Mmmmm....sarcasm. Tasty.
  • Iceman1800
    Iceman1800 Posts: 476
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    Lol, I have UA shoes, socks, shorts, shirts and hat. I'm a walking advertisment for them
  • umachanxo
    umachanxo Posts: 926 Member
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    XD lol... I sense some sarcasm
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
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    those commercials make me want to smash my tv and burn my house down!!! they are so mean...and they make me cry after watching them.

    why did you even have to mention them? now i cant stop thinking about them and my day is ruined!!!
  • Sassy_Cass
    Sassy_Cass Posts: 408 Member
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    I WILL... Protect this house!!!

    They are amazing I love my UA
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    WE MUST PROTECT OUR BEER GUTS!

    CLICK CLACK!
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    I love this thread.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    Lift more. Complain less. Sarcasm better. Win life.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    When it's cold outside, I like to run in my UA coldgear. Compression shirt, gloves, beanie, and tights. I look like a pregnant shadow.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    I look like a pregnant shadow.

    Ok, I laughed at that.
  • _Calvin_
    _Calvin_ Posts: 122 Member
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    The problem is you haven’t purchased UA’s sunglasses yet. They work like beer goggles but improve the way you look while wearing their merchandise and check yourself out in the mirror at the gym. Well worth the 3 easy payments of $99.95 + shipping and handling.
  • steve1686
    steve1686 Posts: 346 Member
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    i'm trying to be in their next commercial
    3715777_5671.jpg
  • dad106
    dad106 Posts: 4,868 Member
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    Haha.. Love this!
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
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    i'm trying to be in their next commercial
    3715777_5671.jpg

    This is why I buy NIKE only!!!! They like to market to us fat kids
  • Shayztar
    Shayztar Posts: 415 Member
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    Haha.. Love this!

    Wonder how long it will take the VS chick to find this and get pissy...

    Long enough to misconstrue it and then fish for praise and compliments because she's having an "off day" today.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    New campaign, just for you:

    couchpotato.jpg

    Damn, for some reason the text isn't showing up: Under Armour because you have to flex to reach the back teeth.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    I look like a pregnant shadow.

    Ok, I laughed at that.

    so do i. i like the funny looks i get.

    was even better several pounds ago.

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