Under Armour Commercial Rant

boonognog · August 2012

So far I haven't bought any 'real' gear -- i.e., new stuff -- because I guess that would make it a commitment that I could break. If I just buy my stuff used from Goodwill somehow it seems more of a grassroots and 'power to the people' kind of thing. Plus, I can afford it that way. :P

portalm · August 2012

Dear Under Armour, Please stop using the unatainable male image of muscularity in your commercials. No one can look that good! It's extremely damaging to those of us who have loved McDonald's and Krispy Kreme while watching TV and playing video games all these years rather than eating properly and living in a gym. Why do you think it's ok to make exteremly tight fitting clothes!?!?! Marketing to the people who use your product the most is unethical. I'm sorry, I'm just really angry at Under Armour these days because it's damaging to my self esteem that people who WORK THEIR *kitten* OFF to look a certain way can get paid to look that way!

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^This guy WONED The INTERWEBZ TODAY!

dare2love81 · August 2012

I look like a pregnant shadow.

Ok, I laughed at that.

*snort* so did I. Choked on my water actually. I should know better than to drink things while reading these forums. :bigsmile:

MLgarcia3 · August 2012

Hmm, I'm not really sure Victoria Secret models work their *kitten* off.

Hmm I bet you're right.. They probably sit around all day stuffing their faces with junk food to look that good :happy:

dward2011 · August 2012

When it's cold outside, I like to run in my UA coldgear. Compression shirt, gloves, beanie, and tights. I look like a pregnant shadow.

Cliffslosinit · August 2012

Can I wear UA while I level up?

BAMFMeredith · August 2012

A-FREAKING-MEN.

And to whoever said they don't think VS models work their *kitten* off, please. Marisa Miller doesn't have that incredible body by accident. Sure, genetics play a large role...so we should be mad that somebody has great genes now?

dandaninc · August 2012

great read

http://blog.sfgate.com/sfmoms/2012/08/14/200-pound-kid-in-nike-ad-determined-to-lose-weight/

I wish I did this damn commerical. Then I would have the cash to buy myself the Polar FT7!!!!!!!

I'm going to stab this kid.

CoffeeNBooze · August 2012

I know this post was clearly meant as sarcasm (and it was funny) but now I just want to run to the outlet mall and buy a lot of under armour gear.

cubizzle · August 2012

I'd just like to point out that breast size has little to do with what you eat or what kind of exercise you do. Even when I'm skinny, I still have D-DD boobs.

Well you win!!!:flowerforyou:

cubizzle · August 2012

Can I wear UA while I level up?

absolutely! Just understand that there is a level breakdown as far as what gear you can wear for what level.

ZoeLifts · August 2012

When it's cold outside, I like to run in my UA coldgear. Compression shirt, gloves, beanie, and tights. I look like a pregnant shadow.

All of the above, HILARIOUS!!!!

cubizzle · August 2012

Hmm, I'm not really sure Victoria Secret models work their *kitten* off.

This has to be a troll right?!?! Say what you want about their diets....even that's working hard. How many people on this site alone could NEVER manage a diet like a model of any kind....healthy or not. Let ALONE the physical work they put in and the demands of the job.

I'd like to point out btw that I'm fairly sure you are wearing a VS shirt

Cliffslosinit · August 2012

Can I wear UA while I level up?

absolutely! Just understand that there is a level breakdown as far as what gear you can wear for what level.

Awesome..gonna tell my Mom, so she can get them for me!!

BAMFMeredith · August 2012

Hmm, I'm not really sure Victoria Secret models work their *kitten* off.

This has to be a troll right?!?! Say what you want about their diets....even that's working hard. How many people on this site alone could NEVER manage a diet like a model of any kind....healthy or not. Let ALONE the physical work they put in and the demands of the job.

I'd like to point out btw that I'm fairly sure you are wearing a VS shirt

Haha I saw that too. But yeah, the many VS models who got right back on the runway mere months after having babies didn't get flat stomachs in no time by accident. That takes some HARD work.