Most epic lines from a movie

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  • Stay alive! I will find you!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    "He called the *kitten* POOP!!!" - Billy Madison
  • mcpherson4
    mcpherson4 Posts: 287 Member
    "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

    "As you wish"

    Princess Bride has some of the best quotable lines ever

    Totally agree.
    Here is one more. "Son, you got a panty on your head." Raising Arizona
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
    "Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it! 4 o'clock: wallow in self pity. 4:30: stare into the abyss. 5 o'clock: solve world hunger (tell no one). 5:30: jazzercise. 6:30: dinner with me, I can't cancel that again! 7 o'clock: wrestle with my self loathing. I'm booked!

    Course if I bump the loathing to 9, I can still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.


    But what would I wear?!"
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    "I get older, they stay the same age."

    HA! My friend used to say this line about me in college...when I turned 21 I went through a face where I only dated 18 year old boys...
  • leslielrd12
    leslielrd12 Posts: 115 Member
    "Luke, I am your father" - Star Wars
    "i'm the King of the World" - Titanic
    "Hakuna Matata" - The Lion King
  • CrazyMidget611
    CrazyMidget611 Posts: 102 Member
    I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that *kitten*-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your *kitten* sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair!
  • Salasel
    Salasel Posts: 69 Member
    "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!" - Brave Heart

    "An ice age here, a million years of mountain-building there, plates of bedrock grinding against each other over a span of millennia... Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes, really. Pressure and time. " - Shawshank Redemption
  • 1960HikerDude
    1960HikerDude Posts: 215 Member
    "Is that hair gel" - Something About Mary
  • jus_in_bello
    jus_in_bello Posts: 326 Member
    "If you don't want your balls juggled don't throw them in my face" - One Fine Day

    "I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar." -Hoban Washburn
  • EricC7788
    EricC7788 Posts: 102 Member
    "He called the *kitten* POOP!!!" - Billy Madison

    "Here's a nice pile of ****" :laugh:
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    Mall Rats

    Brodie: My Grandmother always used to say "why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free".
    T.S. Quint: She didn't!
    Brodie: All the time, before she became a lesbian on her 60th Birthday, but that's besides the point.
  • wk9t
    wk9t Posts: 237 Member
    "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Apocalypse Now

    "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!" - Treasure of the Sierra Madre

    "Open the pod bay doors, HAL." - 2001 A Space Oddysey
  • Mindmovesbody
    Mindmovesbody Posts: 399 Member
    'If you want me to take a *kitten* in a box and mark it guaranteed I will, I got spare time.' - Tommy Boy

    'Fat guy in a little coooooat!' - Tommy Boy
  • monicalosesweight
    monicalosesweight Posts: 1,173 Member
    ARMY OF DARKNESS
    *Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!

    *Gimme some sugar, baby.

    *Klaatu Barada N... Necktie... Neckturn... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N...
    [coughs]

    ARMAGEDDON
    Rockhound: [after getting off the nuclear warhead] Hey Sharp! No nukes! No nukes! No nukes!
    Harry Stamper: [Harry turns to Sharp] You got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp?

    REAL GENIUS

    You get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative.

    Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

    "Rue the day?" Who talks like that?

    Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design problem?
  • theartichoke
    theartichoke Posts: 816 Member
    "What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?"

    Pulp Fiction
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    "He called the *kitten* POOP!!!" - Billy Madison

    "Here's a nice pile of ****" :laugh:

    There are SO many great lines in that movie!
  • caraiselite
    caraiselite Posts: 2,631 Member
    i'm a loner dottie. a rebel.
  • 1960HikerDude
    1960HikerDude Posts: 215 Member
    "I Coulda been a contender" - On the Waterfront
  • sarahbethrn18
    sarahbethrn18 Posts: 127 Member
    "You make me want to be a better man." -As Good As It Gets


    "So what happens when he climbs up the tower and rescues her?"
    "She rescues him right back." -Pretty Woman


    "What's that girl doing on the field?"
    "That ain't no girl. That's my niece, Becky. And she's pissed." -Little Giants


    "First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming... you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf." -The Sandlot


    "I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you every day for a year. It wasn't over...it still isn't over." -The Notebook

    -whew, that one gives me chills just writing it!
  • You had me at hello
    Jerry McGuire
  • theartichoke
    theartichoke Posts: 816 Member
    i'm a loner dottie. a rebel.

    PeeWee's Big Adventure?
  • Vincentsz
    Vincentsz Posts: 407 Member
    What is your major malfunction numb nuts did Mommy and Daddy not give you enough attention!

    Full Metal jacket
  • giantsr1
    giantsr1 Posts: 45 Member
    "Nobody puts baby in a corner" - Dirty Dancing :)
  • Baby mama:

    Can I just spray a little PAM down there right before the baby comes out?




    [as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I'm ****ting a knife!
  • sarahbethrn18
    sarahbethrn18 Posts: 127 Member
    "He called the *kitten* POOP!!!" - Billy Madison

    "Here's a nice pile of ****" :laugh:

    There are SO many great lines in that movie!

    "No milk will ever be our milk."

    One time on a road trip my husband, myself, and my sister and brother in law all took turns quoting this movie. The first one to not be able to quote a line lost. I think I ended up losing in the end, but it went on for a good long time!!
  • BlisterLamb
    BlisterLamb Posts: 396 Member
    "Why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box?"

    Cameron Poe, Con Air
  • innocenceportrayed
    innocenceportrayed Posts: 569 Member
    "It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole"

    . . .

    Yeah. ;D
  • suenix24
    suenix24 Posts: 121 Member
    A man in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio. Give me the pen, I'm sighning , you're sighning, we're all sighning - That Thing You Do
  • TKishjr
    TKishjr Posts: 21
    Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
    What?
    I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate.
    What's that make us?
    Nothing! Which is what you are about to become!


    I'll bet she gives great helmet!

    How many a**holes we got here?
    (Whole bridge raises hands)
    I knew it. I'm surrounded by a**holes!