Most epic lines from a movie

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  • EricC7788
    EricC7788 Posts: 102 Member
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    "He called the *kitten* POOP!!!" - Billy Madison

    "Here's a nice pile of ****" :laugh:
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
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    Mall Rats

    Brodie: My Grandmother always used to say "why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free".
    T.S. Quint: She didn't!
    Brodie: All the time, before she became a lesbian on her 60th Birthday, but that's besides the point.
  • wk9t
    wk9t Posts: 237 Member
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    "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Apocalypse Now

    "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!" - Treasure of the Sierra Madre

    "Open the pod bay doors, HAL." - 2001 A Space Oddysey
  • Mindmovesbody
    Mindmovesbody Posts: 399 Member
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    'If you want me to take a *kitten* in a box and mark it guaranteed I will, I got spare time.' - Tommy Boy

    'Fat guy in a little coooooat!' - Tommy Boy
  • monicalosesweight
    monicalosesweight Posts: 1,173 Member
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    ARMY OF DARKNESS
    *Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!

    *Gimme some sugar, baby.

    *Klaatu Barada N... Necktie... Neckturn... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N...
    [coughs]

    ARMAGEDDON
    Rockhound: [after getting off the nuclear warhead] Hey Sharp! No nukes! No nukes! No nukes!
    Harry Stamper: [Harry turns to Sharp] You got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp?

    REAL GENIUS

    You get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative.

    Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

    "Rue the day?" Who talks like that?

    Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design problem?
  • theartichoke
    theartichoke Posts: 816 Member
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    "What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?"

    Pulp Fiction
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    "He called the *kitten* POOP!!!" - Billy Madison

    "Here's a nice pile of ****" :laugh:

    There are SO many great lines in that movie!
  • caraiselite
    caraiselite Posts: 2,631 Member
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    i'm a loner dottie. a rebel.
  • 1960HikerDude
    1960HikerDude Posts: 215 Member
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    "I Coulda been a contender" - On the Waterfront
  • sarahbethrn18
    sarahbethrn18 Posts: 127 Member
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    "You make me want to be a better man." -As Good As It Gets


    "So what happens when he climbs up the tower and rescues her?"
    "She rescues him right back." -Pretty Woman


    "What's that girl doing on the field?"
    "That ain't no girl. That's my niece, Becky. And she's pissed." -Little Giants


    "First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the 'mallow. When the 'mallows flaming... you stick it on the chocolate. Then cover with the other end. Then you scarf." -The Sandlot


    "I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you every day for a year. It wasn't over...it still isn't over." -The Notebook

    -whew, that one gives me chills just writing it!
  • ddrobins1956
    ddrobins1956 Posts: 36
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    You had me at hello
    Jerry McGuire
  • theartichoke
    theartichoke Posts: 816 Member
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    i'm a loner dottie. a rebel.

    PeeWee's Big Adventure?
  • Vincentsz
    Vincentsz Posts: 407 Member
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    What is your major malfunction numb nuts did Mommy and Daddy not give you enough attention!

    Full Metal jacket
  • giantsr1
    giantsr1 Posts: 45 Member
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    "Nobody puts baby in a corner" - Dirty Dancing :)
  • miniveganprincess
    miniveganprincess Posts: 43
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    Baby mama:

    Can I just spray a little PAM down there right before the baby comes out?




    [as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I'm ****ting a knife!
  • sarahbethrn18
    sarahbethrn18 Posts: 127 Member
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    "He called the *kitten* POOP!!!" - Billy Madison

    "Here's a nice pile of ****" :laugh:

    There are SO many great lines in that movie!

    "No milk will ever be our milk."

    One time on a road trip my husband, myself, and my sister and brother in law all took turns quoting this movie. The first one to not be able to quote a line lost. I think I ended up losing in the end, but it went on for a good long time!!
  • BlisterLamb
    BlisterLamb Posts: 396 Member
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    "Why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box?"

    Cameron Poe, Con Air
  • innocenceportrayed
    innocenceportrayed Posts: 569 Member
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    "It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole"

    . . .

    Yeah. ;D
  • suenix24
    suenix24 Posts: 121 Member
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    A man in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio. Give me the pen, I'm sighning , you're sighning, we're all sighning - That Thing You Do
  • TKishjr
    TKishjr Posts: 21
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    Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
    What?
    I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate.
    What's that make us?
    Nothing! Which is what you are about to become!


    I'll bet she gives great helmet!

    How many a**holes we got here?
    (Whole bridge raises hands)
    I knew it. I'm surrounded by a**holes!

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