Funny things you say when exasperated

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  • mtaylor33557
    mtaylor33557 Posts: 542 Member
    Geeze Louise
    Holy Moly

    I get seriously dorky.
  • dreamsofescaping
    dreamsofescaping Posts: 206 Member
    My daughter says... "Ohhhh music notes"
    I say... "Shut the front door"
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    **** my life!
  • YogaNikki
    YogaNikki Posts: 284 Member
    Son of a monkey's uncle!
  • Wonderwoman2677
    Wonderwoman2677 Posts: 428 Member
    Crapola!
    Oh Man! (like Swiper the Fox)
    *kitten* on a stick!
    F@ckarama!
    Fudgicles!

    I get exasperated a lot, so there are more... :)
  • mywayroche
    mywayroche Posts: 218 Member
    F**k me sideways
  • toaster6
    toaster6 Posts: 703 Member
    "Are you part dumbass or full?" is my go to.
  • cburky911
    cburky911 Posts: 89 Member
    God.....bless America
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    FFS and Jesus effin' Christ on a cross are the norm for me.

    I also say "holy *kitten* snacks", but I also use that term when I'm generally amazed or excited. Come to think of it, I use that term every chance I get.
  • innocenceportrayed
    innocenceportrayed Posts: 569 Member
    Depends on the situation, sometimes I say nothing and plot revenge and sometimes I scream random obscenities at my toaster and trees.
  • Wonderwoman2677
    Wonderwoman2677 Posts: 428 Member
    "Holy crap on a cracker"

    Never heard this one till last night on the Big Bang Theory LOL
  • Wonderwoman2677
    Wonderwoman2677 Posts: 428 Member
    Depends on the situation, sometimes I say nothing and plot revenge and sometimes I scream random obscenities at my toaster and trees.

    Love your gecko picture :)
  • iLoveMyPitbull1225
    iLoveMyPitbull1225 Posts: 1,690 Member
    son of a biscuit eating monkey

    by the beard of zeus!

    sonna-mon-gonna ( imitating a foreign guy my bf used to work with that tried to say "son of a gun") kinda an inside joke
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Son of a monkey spank.
    Bahhhhh!
    Hoky frick on a stick. (Rhyming makes me feel better)
  • SARgirl
    SARgirl Posts: 572 Member
    I tend to growl. Grrrr!
    Or I say "seriously???"
  • skylark94
    skylark94 Posts: 2,036 Member
    **** you, you ******* ****

    all the asterisks are variations of the same word


    I use that one too! F**k you, you f**cking *kitten*! I don't remember where I first head it, but it's been a favorite since high school.

    I have also adopted, "Oh my GLOB" from Adventure Time.
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    "mother f***er"
    "crap on a cracker"
    "are you sh***ing me?" or "are you f***ing sh***ing me?"

    Yea....I'm a lady....
  • mamamay43
    mamamay43 Posts: 8 Member
    I like; "really??!!"
    Sometimes I say son of a biscuit eater or oh my geesh
    if it's really annoying, I say god bless it or a nice simple oh crap!
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Son ofa motherless goat!
  • ruurik
    ruurik Posts: 143 Member
    F**k me sideways

    I say that too :D

    Well, I'll be tie-dyed and dipped in sheeeeeyat!!!!
    Holy [....] of the apocalypse!!!!!! (the missing word is related to what I'm doing)
    F***ING HELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

    If at someone else:
    YOU TOTAL F***ING T!T-MONKEY!!!!!!
  • Mama_Mila
    Mama_Mila Posts: 511 Member
    I say "HOLY S*** BALLS"
    for no other reason than it's in a movie I love.
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    Holy *kitten* Balls....
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    OMG you make me want to stab puppys.
  • JamCubeChi
    JamCubeChi Posts: 378 Member
    I usually say: "Oh for crying out loud!"-
  • stylistchik
    stylistchik Posts: 1,436 Member
    When our dog, Ozzy, is annoying us it usually comes out: "Ozzy! Jesus!" so now we just say that Jesus is his middle name lol
  • sarahkatara
    sarahkatara Posts: 826 Member
    mother of troy! :huh:
  • cgirlygirl
    cgirlygirl Posts: 49
    Holy Moly Batman
  • cmpollard01
    cmpollard01 Posts: 246
    Son of a motherless goat!
  • Ninalinda2012
    Ninalinda2012 Posts: 12
    "Oh My God, this is so big and nobody wants a piece"
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Good grief
    Son of a mother
    Fudge monkeys (don't ask, I can't even explain that one)
    Goshdarnit
    Dammit all to hell
    Frickin' hell
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuck me

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