Funny things you say when exasperated

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  • Erica27511
    Erica27511 Posts: 490 Member
    Several Italian sayings...

    Not sure how to spell them, but one means damn the pigs feet in Naples. (Don't ask!)

    Edited to mention another: JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH!
  • ReclaimingSarah
    ReclaimingSarah Posts: 250 Member
    "SERIOUSLY?"
    "You have GOT to be kidding me?"

    I get awfully incredulous when I'm exasperated.
  • workoutgirl23
    workoutgirl23 Posts: 267
    For the love of god.

    What the ****.

    what the hell.

    lol
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    "Holy Frijoles, Batman!"
    "Ya killin me smalls! YA KILLIN ME!"
    "F*** beans..." --This one only around an appropriate audience, of course.

    Love the Sandlot reference!! :bigsmile:
  • lorishultis
    lorishultis Posts: 95 Member
    Son of a Buscuit or Son of a Buscuit and gravy
  • Mios3
    Mios3 Posts: 530 Member
    i curse in general, but when i'm exasterated, i add more sylables. ffffaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuaaaaakkkkkkk. srsly, it can take five mins for one word.

    :laugh: I totally said this in my head as I read it. I do this too
  • HLeAnn
    HLeAnn Posts: 261 Member
    I like; "really??!!"
    Sometimes I say son of a biscuit eater or oh my geesh
    if it's really annoying, I say god bless it or a nice simple oh crap!

    :laugh: I thought I was the only dork who said "son of a biscuit eater!" lol I use that at work or around multiple people...otherwise I curse like a f**king sailor. :drinker:
  • doomspark
    doomspark Posts: 228 Member
    Christ on a crutch!
    Cheese and crackers!
    Give me strength!
    Oh for the love of little green apples.

    Edited to add:
    Holy Saint Agnes on a polka-dotted mule!
  • SelfHelpJunky
    SelfHelpJunky Posts: 205 Member
    Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

    :laugh: Totally going to use this to p*ss off my Mormon cousin.
  • dlyeates
    dlyeates Posts: 875 Member
    Hells Bells
    Frick
    Fricken Fracken
  • ruurik
    ruurik Posts: 143 Member
    BAWLBAGS!!!!!!!!!! lol
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
    Shut the Front Door !!!
  • Zylahe
    Zylahe Posts: 772 Member
    *kitten* 'n whip
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    "Really? R-Really?"

    'You're sh*ttin me!'

    'Effin AYE!'

    "F*** me sideways!!"

    'But why though?' (I'll admit, I stole this one from a friend)
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member

    'But why though?' (I'll admit, I stole this one from a friend)

    Aw. My little sister is 4 and she uses the word 'but' instead of 'though'. "I don't want to but" or "I don't like it but"

    :flowerforyou:
  • lorishultis
    lorishultis Posts: 95 Member
    Son of a Buscuit or Son of a Buscuit and gravy
  • KiltFuPanda
    KiltFuPanda Posts: 574 Member
    Flarb.
    DERF.

    GNARFLE THE GARTHOK!

    Bonus points if someone knows where the last one comes from.
  • jenillawafer
    jenillawafer Posts: 426 Member
    Holy **** fire, Batman!
    AND
    DAMN IT to hell are among my favorites.
  • sandhillsmom
    sandhillsmom Posts: 319 Member
    Mother love a duck!
  • TheirEllie82
    TheirEllie82 Posts: 162 Member
    Flarb.
    DERF.

    GNARFLE THE GARTHOK!

    Bonus points if someone knows where the last one comes from.

    I think I know but I don't want to post it in case I am wrong...that is how I roll
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    I got this one from my lil boy, "Gurfnuggets" and "Son of a nutcracker"...thank you Elf!
  • tabbykat6802
    tabbykat6802 Posts: 233 Member
    gah-blessit!
    son of a biscuit!

    i don't want my boys to learn to cuss, but my hubby doesn't seem to have an off-switch yet.
  • sandhillsmom
    sandhillsmom Posts: 319 Member
    funglegarb

    shazzbott!
  • silverflash101
    silverflash101 Posts: 10 Member
    Balls on a face.
  • jenillawafer
    jenillawafer Posts: 426 Member
    Balls on a face.

    I love how THIS is your first post on MFP. :laugh:
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Balls on a face.

    I'm weak over here! Balls on a face??? BAHAHAHAHA!!
  • rowdylibrarian
    rowdylibrarian Posts: 251 Member
    Balls on a face.

    I'm weak over here! Balls on a face??? BAHAHAHAHA!!

    Maybe that's when you are looking up, trying to juggle, and they fall on you and hit your nose?
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Balls!
    Cheese and rice!
    Fudge biscuits!
    Can you tell I have kids :D
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Balls!
    Cheese and rice!
    Fudge biscuits!
    Can you tell I have kids :D

    Today in my car on the way home I yelled out "FOLLEY!!" and the worst part... no kids in my car. Just me!
  • dommie06
    dommie06 Posts: 46 Member
    son of a biscuit eater

    what the world

    WTF

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