Who goes up the stairs first?

oregonzoo
oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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You or your SO?

I always go after him, because I know if he goes first my butt's getting touched.


*unless I'm frisky, then I go first.
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  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    IDK, we don't really ever walk up steps at the same time...hmmph
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    Whoever wins the race to the stairs and throws elbows to get there.
  • kborton1122
    kborton1122 Posts: 914 Member
    No fair, we don't have stairs in our house.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    IDK, we don't really ever walk up steps at the same time...hmmph
    Maybe tonight you should change that.
    Light some candles, put on some Mazzy Star and say "hey, sweetie... let's try something different" And then make him walk up the stairs with you.
    Except have him go firs.ta
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    depends if i want him to watch me wiggle while i walk.
  • indpls2002
    indpls2002 Posts: 93 Member
    I always go up the stairs first, not because I want too, but because he pretty much makes me. Sounds bad, but he said he would feel horrible if I ever fell (I"m VERY clumsy) and he wasn't behind me to catch me.

    Or maybe it's because he just likes to grab my butt but hey. LOL. I'm not complaining ;)
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    IDK, we don't really ever walk up steps at the same time...hmmph
    Maybe tonight you should change that.
    Light some candles, put on some Mazzy Star and say "hey, sweetie... let's try something different" And then make him walk up the stairs with you.
    Except have him go firs.ta

    Ha! Our daughter (almost 3) saw us dancing in the kitchen last night while making dinner and she ran over and asked to dance with us too. We don't get much mommy & daddy only time..lighting candles? romance? running up stairs? maybe when she's in college
  • Iceman1800
    Iceman1800 Posts: 476
    Etiquette says women go up first, men lead going down stairs. That way if the lady stumbles, he is in position to catch her.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    We live in a ranch house. BUT in our gym, the weight room is upstairs. He always goes behind, and my butt ALWAYS gets touched.
  • asasser2002
    asasser2002 Posts: 26
    Etiquette says women go up first, men lead going down stairs. That way if the lady stumbles, he is in position to catch her.

    HA! I didn't know it was "etiquette" but I'm always worried about tripping so I make my husband go down first and up second so he'll break my landing. LOL
  • Burtowski
    Burtowski Posts: 22 Member
    Whoever wins the race to the stairs and throws elbows to get there.

    Hahaha! This is us too! :)
  • 4aFitTina
    4aFitTina Posts: 88
    I usually go 1st. I have the keys to unlock the door (we live on the 2nd floor) and he is usually carrying whatever we got from the store or a kid...
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Me, he is slow.
  • coloradocami
    coloradocami Posts: 368 Member
    We don't have a pattern.... but I do go up before my dogs
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    Me, bc I know he's staring at my fabulous behind
  • roachhaley
    roachhaley Posts: 978 Member
    I do, but only because he takes his shoes off downstairs and I take mine off upstairs
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    When he is tired of being out all day.. He bolts. Gone. Done. By the time I get up there, he's already in pajamas on the couch with ice cream.

    Then there's the other half of the time when he has me go first so he can pinch my butt. >.<
  • HealthyBodySickMind
    HealthyBodySickMind Posts: 1,207 Member
    Well the dog goes up the stairs first, she's faster. But the DH always makes a point of walking behind me, stairs or no, says he likes the view ;)
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Etiquette says women go up first, men lead going down stairs. That way if the lady stumbles, he is in position to catch her.
    ♥

    Also, etiquette says a man should go first into a revolving door, so he can get it going for her.
  • kittyhasclaws
    kittyhasclaws Posts: 446 Member
    I'm always up the stairs of our building first because my keys are more easily accessible than his. And he's usually carrying our son, so his hands are fuller than mine making it easier for me to get the door open for him.
  • dirtydmvkid
    dirtydmvkid Posts: 184
    If you want to be a gentleman, the guy goes up first. If you want to stare at her *kitten* then go second :)
  • rhonniema
    rhonniema Posts: 522 Member
    Me, because when he's ahead he stops or walks slowly on purpose.
    I usually have to run up the stairs so he doesn't get to my butt though.
  • terrappyn
    terrappyn Posts: 324 Member
    You or your SO?

    I always go after him, because I know if he goes first my butt's getting touched.


    *unless I'm frisky, then I go first.


    Same reason I go second unless, of course, I think I can make to the top before him.
  • Iceman1800
    Iceman1800 Posts: 476
    It's good to see how many of us men have the same thought process on pinching butts :)
  • rugbyphreak
    rugbyphreak Posts: 509 Member
    i go first so that i can get up or down the stairs in a reasonable time frame. my boyfriend is chunky and way out of shape and i don't want to wait behind him and get stuck going at his pace.
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    I always let my wife go first so I could watch her hips sway.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    It's good to see how many of us men have the same thought process on pinching butts :)
    A random comment made me think of this, but I think it's cute.
    It's nice to see some couples do these silly little things.
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
    I go last .........just in case anyone falls I can catch them and be the hero:)
  • smcclaycouffer
    smcclaycouffer Posts: 104 Member
    I always end up going first and on the way up he either pinches my butt, squeezes it, grabs it. or flat out pulls my pants down!! It's rare he goes upfirst
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    IDK, we don't really ever walk up steps at the same time...hmmph
    Maybe tonight you should change that.
    Light some candles, put on some Mazzy Star and say "hey, sweetie... let's try something different" And then make him walk up the stairs with you.
    Except have him go firs.ta

    Ha! Our daughter (almost 3) saw us dancing in the kitchen last night while making dinner and she ran over and asked to dance with us too. We don't get much mommy & daddy only time..lighting candles? romance? running up stairs? maybe when she's in college
    Any time my husband and I even get close, my son runs up between us and pushes us apart.

    He spends an assload of time at Grandma's, for obvious reasons.

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