Who goes up the stairs first?

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  • PinkEnvyx
    PinkEnvyx Posts: 172
    Whoever is in front's behind will be grabbed either way. :)
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    What's wrong with us touching your butt's? At least we are not sniffing it... Ok, ok... some of us may sniff... but let's just keep that our little secret shall we?
  • Burtowski
    Burtowski Posts: 22 Member
    Whoever is in front's behind will be grabbed either way. :)

    Yep! His booty gets grabbed/pinched almost as much as mine! :)
  • predent
    predent Posts: 95
    I usually go first because I insist on running up or down them (like a five year old). If he goes first, then I complain the whole way that he is going too slow.
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    What's wrong with us touching your butt's? At least we are not sniffing it... Ok, ok... some of us may sniff... but let's just keep that our little secret shall we?

    Nothing is wrong with it until I trip and fall because I wasn't expecting it.
  • mmedjjon
    mmedjjon Posts: 511
    Me, bc I know he's staring at my fabulous behind
    Thats Why I always go second. With MY WIFE'S behind, not yours'. I mean I am sure yours' is nice but... I ...F@#$ I can't get out of this.
  • mmedjjon
    mmedjjon Posts: 511
    I usually go 1st. I have the keys to unlock the door (we live on the 2nd floor) and he is usually carrying whatever we got from the store or a kid...
    Bam!! That's reality :)
  • littlehedgy
    littlehedgy Posts: 192 Member
    You or your SO?

    I always go after him, because I know if he goes first my butt's getting touched.


    *unless I'm frisky, then I go first.

    yep I make him go first because I'd rather not have my butt squeezed thankyouverymuch. but then I do it to him. makes him scurry up the stairs faster lol
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    Ladies first.
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    I do. First because my hubby is one of the last great gentlemen, so he's always a "ladies first" type person (he also opens doors, helps me with my coat, and pulls chairs out for me). And second...because he likes to grab my *kitten* on the way up! :wink:
  • MzMiller1215
    MzMiller1215 Posts: 633 Member
    I intentionally walk up the stairs first because I know he's going to grab my *kitten* . :laugh: Gotta get it in when we can because our 3 yr old is a blocker.
  • SilkyHotspur
    SilkyHotspur Posts: 233 Member
    Etiquette says women go up first, men lead going down stairs. That way if the lady stumbles, he is in position to catch her.

    Right on the money!
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Etiquette says women go up first, men lead going down stairs. That way if the lady stumbles, he is in position to catch her.
    If she stumbles on the way down, wouldn't she just fall into him and knock him down? Unless he's walking backwards.
  • bet3120
    bet3120 Posts: 125
    I always let my wife go first so I could watch her hips sway.

    jajajaja my husband, always let me goes first for the same reason and touch in the same time. NOT complaint over here :wink:
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    Etiquette says women go up first, men lead going down stairs. That way if the lady stumbles, he is in position to catch her.

    This is correct. But, as with the OP, my boyfriend does not waste any opportunity to stick his hand up my skirt if I go up first.
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
    Etiquette says women go up first, men lead going down stairs. That way if the lady stumbles, he is in position to catch her.
    If she stumbles on the way down, wouldn't she just fall into him and knock him down? Unless he's walking backwards.

    I suppose .........if he's not paying attention to her.

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