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Turned on by self

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  • twistygirl
    twistygirl Posts: 517 Member
    Y'all are nasty, I'm still lmao.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    So can we look at you too?

    No, I don't share.
  • olee67
    olee67 Posts: 208 Member
    Do I get turned on by looking at myself in the mirror? No... I wouldn't say that, but, I will say this. Usually by the 3rd or 4th workout of the week, my libido gets a little out of control and the slightest thing can get me all reved up.. .All that extra testosterone floating around and all.
  • Genem30
    Genem30 Posts: 431 Member
    "Now I know what I've been looking for all these years......myself! I've been waiting for me to come along and now I've swept myself off my feet."

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  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    Flick the bean..I love you! And I say that in a non-lesbian way..
  • tatorb
    tatorb Posts: 16
    Not "turned on" but I have looked at myself today actually and said "WOW, you are getting close and you are looking good." helped make me feel better hehe. I doubt I'll ever be turned on by myself lol.

    I had the same ephipany today when I was brushing my teeth this morning looking at my self in the mirror. WOW, This is working!
  • MrsWilsoncroft
    MrsWilsoncroft Posts: 968 Member
    LMAO!!!!
  • gshoemaker06
    gshoemaker06 Posts: 264 Member
    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    Flick the bean..I love you! And I say that in a non-lesbian way..

    Haven't heard that either. I also love you in a non-lesbian way
  • Halleeon
    Halleeon Posts: 309 Member
    pffft! never ;)
  • A_Valerie
    A_Valerie Posts: 129 Member
    flick the bean.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • pdj1220
    pdj1220 Posts: 175
    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    Flick the bean..I love you! And I say that in a non-lesbian way..

    Haven't heard that either. I also love you in a non-lesbian way
    Is it weird that I'm a guy, but love you in a lesbian way?:devil:
  • blackgirlfit
    blackgirlfit Posts: 120 Member
    Lmbooooooooo I love this thread
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    when i look at myself in the mirror, i get a stiffy
  • dandaninc
    dandaninc Posts: 392
    I am a sexy man beast. I can't wait to lose another 62.5 lbs and I will be a WICKED SUPER SEXY MAN BEAST! :bigsmile:
  • Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    Flick the bean..I love you! And I say that in a non-lesbian way..

    Haven't heard that either. I also love you in a non-lesbian way


    What about "double click the mouse"?
  • Only if I'm in fancy dress, looking in a mirror, wearing a mask and not recognising it's a mirror.
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    Flick the bean..I love you! And I say that in a non-lesbian way..

    Haven't heard that either. I also love you in a non-lesbian way
    Is it weird that I'm a guy, but love you in a lesbian way?:devil:

    How is that possible? Drag maybe? I think you'd look great in purple...
  • pdj1220
    pdj1220 Posts: 175
    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    Flick the bean..I love you! And I say that in a non-lesbian way..

    Haven't heard that either. I also love you in a non-lesbian way
    Is it weird that I'm a guy, but love you in a lesbian way?:devil:

    How is that possible? Drag maybe? I think you'd look great in purple...
    Never thought about drag. I suppose the bald head would make fitting the wig easier! lol
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
    When I walk by a mirror and glance at myself, I say "damn you look good, no homo" making it ok to say

    LOL
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    you turn me on...
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
    I'D HIT IT
  • Drussander
    Drussander Posts: 266 Member
    No, I've been with myself since I was born so I don't get turned on by own image. I still respect myself though. Familiarity breeds contempt I think....LOL.
  • tata2g3
    tata2g3 Posts: 90 Member
    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    Flick the bean..I love you! And I say that in a non-lesbian way..

    Haven't heard that either. I also love you in a non-lesbian way


    What about "double click the mouse"?

    Lmao! Too funny!
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    Flick the bean..I love you! And I say that in a non-lesbian way..

    Haven't heard that either. I also love you in a non-lesbian way


    What about "double click the mouse"?

    :drinker: Cheers on that..

    auditioning the finger puppets? :devil:
  • gshoemaker06
    gshoemaker06 Posts: 264 Member
    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    Flick the bean..I love you! And I say that in a non-lesbian way..

    Haven't heard that either. I also love you in a non-lesbian way


    What about "double click the mouse"?

    Nope, I'm not incredibly familiar with intelligent chick-*kitten* alternatives. Does "double click the mouse" imply females love nerdy PC gaming types?
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    That's a two-way mirror and there's a camera on the other side. By the way, your mirror could use a bit of Windex. :bigsmile:
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Nope...can't say the current me turns me on.
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    only when i see a performance on video... :blushing:
  • pxpwop
    pxpwop Posts: 704 Member
    only when i see a performance on video... :blushing:

    Some of these responses are priceless! haha :)
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    I'd f^(k me.
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