Turned on by self

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  • CrossFitBeast
    CrossFitBeast Posts: 320 Member
    Sometimes....
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
    only when i see a performance on video... :blushing:

    Wait you have videos?
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    when i close my eyes and pretend real hard.. my moobs are not moobs.. yeah.. i do a bit.. then my hand gets tangled in hair.. and the illusion is lost..
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,012 Member
    Yep!! But I'm fairly easy to turn on, so my vote may not count here. :laugh:
  • Typhanee83
    Typhanee83 Posts: 309 Member
    I'd hit me from the back. Or with a bag over my head.
  • marieautumn
    marieautumn Posts: 928 Member
    of course a man would post this. :laugh:
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    omg you're brave:laugh:
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    only when i see a performance on video... :blushing:

    Some of these responses are priceless! haha :)

    you think i'm joking... bless your heart! :flowerforyou:
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    you turn me on...


    I thought you were diddling yourself from across the booth that one night when we were sharing a taco.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    only when i see a performance on video... :blushing:

    Some of these responses are priceless! haha :)

    you think i'm joking... bless your heart! :flowerforyou:

    I think if I ever saw a video like that, I'd be white washing the ceiling.
  • chunkydunk714
    chunkydunk714 Posts: 784 Member
    of course not...*kitten* is just gross...

    haha
  • Elf_Princess1210
    Elf_Princess1210 Posts: 895 Member
    I feel sexier; and my husband is all over me :). But, if I had the choice between making love to my husband or *kitten*: I choose the latter :)
  • jcmartin0313
    jcmartin0313 Posts: 574 Member
    only when i see a performance on video... :blushing:

    Some of these responses are priceless! haha :)

    you think i'm joking... bless your heart! :flowerforyou:

    I think your joking so prove it...there I am calling you out!

    **Keeps fingers crossed**
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
    That would make me gay, and I'm not gay, so no.
  • gshoemaker06
    gshoemaker06 Posts: 264 Member
    only when i see a performance on video... :blushing:

    Some of these responses are priceless! haha :)

    you think i'm joking... bless your heart! :flowerforyou:

    pics.... *cough*... videos or it didn't happen
  • Jacole18
    Jacole18 Posts: 716 Member
    not yet, but I'm sure I will when I hit goal! :tongue:
  • gshoemaker06
    gshoemaker06 Posts: 264 Member
    I'd hit me from the back. Or with a bag over my head.

    stfu. The first one is okay, but the second one is just ridiculous.
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    :tongue: If I could lick myself I would... LOL

    Ive heard yoga helps with flexiblity... Just sayin...
  • Scarsnbumble
    Scarsnbumble Posts: 11 Member
    Some people watch porn while they masterbate. I look in the mirror while I flick the bean.

    Flick the bean..I love you! And I say that in a non-lesbian way..

    Haven't heard that either. I also love you in a non-lesbian way


    What about "double click the mouse"?

    So can I use your USB port?
  • LilMissSunshine_
    LilMissSunshine_ Posts: 520
    only when i see a performance on video... :blushing:

    Some of these responses are priceless! haha :)

    you think i'm joking... bless your heart! :flowerforyou:

    In some states when you say "Bless your heart", it really means "fudge you".
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    not turned on, but I do sometimes say "DAMN, that's HOT"

    lol

    *blushing*
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    I feel sexier; and my husband is all over me :). But, if I had the choice between making love to my husband or *kitten*: I choose the latter :)

    That's too bad. :ohwell:
  • mavrick7
    mavrick7 Posts: 1,607 Member
    LOL, great responses! I am laughing my *kitten* off.

    Answer: No, not attracted to myself. I love more curves on the body :)
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    not turned on, but I do sometimes say "DAMN, that's HOT"

    lol

    *blushing*

    As well you should. You are "hot, damn hot" just sayin...
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    only when i see a performance on video... :blushing:

    Some of these responses are priceless! haha :)

    you think i'm joking... bless your heart! :flowerforyou:

    In some states when you say "Bless your heart", it really means "fudge you".

    right...
  • Dynamite190
    Dynamite190 Posts: 8 Member
    I can relate.
  • Scott
    Scott Posts: 204 MFP Staff
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