The most embaressing thing that has ever...

rocksyraeis

what is the most embaressing thing that has ever happened to you publicly?

Ill go first

When i was about 16, i was at a water park in my tiny string bikini (mistake 1). I decided i wanted to go down the water slide as it looked very fun!(mistake 2) i climb the 20 mile hike up the umpteen hundred stairs (in my teenager mind it was like scaleing mount everest) and realized it was MUCH higher then i had anticipated i was still going down i couldnt possibly be labeled a chicken by my cousins! So down i went on my back screaming the whole way! When i came up outta the water, the little boy infront of me (about 11) was gawking at me with this red face.

I just kinda gave him this, "what?" look before i knew i was tackled by my boyfriend and taken hostage to the bathroom. I was furious! I kinda karate slapped him off me and asked him what the heck his problem was. He laughed and said "well i dont want everyone to see my girlfriend topless!" i looked down and quickly covered myself with a towel yup i gave an 11yr old boy a heartattack at the water park. I never did find my top

Iceman1800

And no pics? Darn

tehzephyrsong

Most of my embarrassing moments seem to happen in private...though there was that time I had a panic attack at Disney World. Maybe it was just the panicking itself but it felt like everyone was looking at me, which upset me even more and made it worse. It was during a Grad Nite event; my mom worked at my high school and was invited to a Grad Nite preview event, and brought me along because she's cool. The combination of exhaustion (I'd already spent the day at Epcot with some other friends before this), dehydration, and a loud environment full of commotion and flashing lights combined and descended upon me with all of their fury. My mom *****ed out the lady at the chaperone house because she wouldn't let me in even though I was visibly upset and with an adult, and then they brought me some fruit and a Sprite because my mom told them my blood sugar was low (which was also probably true, I tend toward hypoglycemia).

But, hey, I got a hug from Ne-Yo out of it. I'd be prouder if I actually listened to Ne-Yo, or if I had been in a better mood at the time.

rocksyraeis

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rocksyraeis

Most of my embarrassing moments seem to happen in private...though there was that time I had a panic attack at Disney World. Maybe it was just the panicking itself but it felt like everyone was looking at me, which upset me even more and made it worse. It was during a Grad Nite event; my mom worked at my high school and was invited to a Grad Nite preview event, and brought me along because she's cool. The combination of exhaustion (I'd already spent the day at Epcot with some other friends before this), dehydration, and a loud environment full of commotion and flashing lights combined and descended upon me with all of their fury. My mom *****ed out the lady at the chaperone house because she wouldn't let me in even though I was visibly upset and with an adult, and then they brought me some fruit and a Sprite because my mom told them my blood sugar was low (which was also probably true, I tend toward hypoglycemia).

But, hey, I got a hug from Ne-Yo out of it. I'd be prouder if I actually listened to Ne-Yo, or if I had been in a better mood at the time.

Wish i ha gotten a hug from ne-yo

Iceman1800

Mine would be the same as most guys. Perfect situation then finishing before it really starts lol

Glassjaw01

I sharted at work and was wearing white shorts

Phoenix59

My daughter and I were walking out of a restaurant during the lunch rush one day. As I took the final step onto the parking area, I ended up stepping on the hem of my (apparently) too-long skirt. I fell flat on my face, my purse went flying and spilled all of its contents all over the parking lot! Mind you, this restaurant was located on a very busy street and it so happened that cars were lined up at a stop light, there were people walking in and out of the restaurant, people standing at the bus stop directly in front of the restaurant. My daughter quickly helped me up. We picked up my crap and hurried to my car. Once in the car, I busted out laughing, as did my daughter. She was just waiting to see how I was going to react and had been restraining herself!

I promptly went home and took the whole incident out on the skirt and threw it away. This was the second time I had tripped myself up because of that skirt!

Lipstickandlashes

I went for a job interview and I was wearing so much lycra (sp?) to smooth everything under my clothes. So I felt like I had my pants intact. Well I was with a friend and she couldn't stop laughing enough to tell mevwhat had happened, I kept asking her, " what are you laughing at!?" and she couldn't stop laughing. I turned around and looked at my reflection in the window to find my pants were around my ankles.. Needless to say I didn't get the job haha

Laura_Suzie

I went for a job interview and I was wearing so much lycra (sp?) to smooth everything under my clothes. So I felt like I had my pants intact. Well I was with a friend and she couldn't stop laughing enough to tell mevwhat had happened, I kept asking her, " what are you laughing at!?" and she couldn't stop laughing. I turned around and looked at my reflection in the window to find my pants were around my ankles.. Needless to say I didn't get the job haha

The same thing happened to Melissa McCarthey! She was talking about it on Ellen. haha So funny!

Tony_Brewski

Damn these are rich! Hmmm tryin to think of one of mine... losing a fight in front of my girl friend... yeah that was pretty bad.

cole_carter

what is the most embaressing thing that has ever happened to you publicly?

Ill go first

When i was about 16, i was at a water park in my tiny string bikini (mistake 1). I decided i wanted to go down the water slide as it looked very fun!(mistake 2) i climb the 20 mile hike up the umpteen hundred stairs (in my teenager mind it was like scaleing mount everest) and realized it was MUCH higher then i had anticipated i was still going down i couldnt possibly be labeled a chicken by my cousins! So down i went on my back screaming the whole way! When i came up outta the water, the little boy infront of me (about 11) was gawking at me with this red face.

I just kinda gave him this, "what?" look before i knew i was tackled by my boyfriend and taken hostage to the bathroom. I was furious! I kinda karate slapped him off me and asked him what the heck his problem was. He laughed and said "well i dont want everyone to see my girlfriend topless!" i looked down and quickly covered myself with a towel yup i gave an 11yr old boy a heartattack at the water park. I never did find my top

Where have you been all these years ??? I was looking to give it back to you.

SavageRabidBeast

haha, the one that comes to mind is when I was around 14 or so my mountain bike broke so I decided to take my dad's ten speed. I was biking down this path with a buddy when I saw these two cute girls up ahead walking towards us. Me, being mr. coolio, decided to ride with no hands which I never had a problem with. After we passed them, I decided to turn my head around while still riding with no hands......then.........WHAMMMMM. I did a face plant! The damn wheel had turned on me and sent me down, getting up close and personal with mr. asphalt. All I heard after that was some giggling. My pride was kicked down a little bit that day...haha

biscuitwelsh

Loudly farting during first time sex-- oh yeah-- it stunk so bad my gf hid in the bathroom

saraann4

When I was in 6th grade, we were in an old school. A new one was being built right next to it. I was in art class and sat on a stool that had the nail tops sticking out. I sat on it and moved a little. Ripped my jeans in the butt area. Had to walk around all day with a rip in my jeans so the whole school could see my underwear. To make matters worse, we had Student of the Month awards that afternoon. Guess who won? Guess who had to walk in front of the entire school to receive their award with a rip in their butt? Yep, me. That was one day I wish I didn't win Student of the Month. :embarassed:

I'll always remember that day vividly.

saraann4

haha, the one that comes to mind is when I was around 14 or so my mountain bike broke so I decided to take my dad's ten speed. I was biking down this path with a buddy when I saw these two cute girls up ahead walking towards us. Me, being mr. coolio, decided to ride with no hands which I never had a problem with. After we passed them, I decided to turn my head around while still riding with no hands......then.........WHAMMMMM. I did a face plant! The damn wheel had turned on me and sent me down, getting up close and personal with mr. asphalt. All I heard after that was some giggling. My pride was kicked down a little bit that day...haha

I had a similiar experience except I ran into a parked car. hahahah

TheRealParisLove

One time I was doing some shopping for a boyfriend substitute at the adult store, and my dad walks out from the video preview booths. I'm not sure who was more embarrassed, him or I! We've never spoken of that again.

Laura_Suzie

One time I was doing some shopping for a boyfriend substitute at the adult store, and my dad walks out from the video preview booths. I'm not sure who was more embarrassed, him or I! We've never spoken of that again.

Oh my godddd... I am so sorry.

Awkward30

One time I was doing some shopping for a boyfriend substitute at the adult store, and my dad walks out from the video preview booths. I'm not sure who was more embarrassed, him or I! We've never spoken of that again.

Winner!

I farted in 5th grade class and blamed it on the boy next to me. Sorry!

rocksyraeis

I just kinda gave him this, "what?" look before i knew i was tackled by my boyfriend and taken hostage to the bathroom. I was furious! I kinda karate slapped him off me and asked him what the heck his problem was. He laughed and said "well i dont want everyone to see my girlfriend topless!" i looked down and quickly covered myself with a towel yup i gave an 11yr old boy a heartattack at the water park. I never did find my top

Where have you been all these years ??? I was looking to give it back to you.

Haha YOU!!!? Well finally the mystery is solved i thought maybe the 11yr old had taken it as proof hahahaha

rocksyraeis

One time I was doing some shopping for a boyfriend substitute at the adult store, and my dad walks out from the video preview booths. I'm not sure who was more embarrassed, him or I! We've never spoken of that again.

Winner!

I farted in 5th grade class and blamed it on the boy next to me. Sorry!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

rocksyraeis

One time I was doing some shopping for a boyfriend substitute at the adult store, and my dad walks out from the video preview booths. I'm not sure who was more embarrassed, him or I! We've never spoken of that again.

Ohhh my goodness!!!!!!! Im SO sorry! :flowerforyou: haha

Stevensno

Can you imagine your Nan walking unannounced into your bedroom as you're " on the job" ? It happened to me a long time ago, she ( my Nan) used to come to my parents house every Sunday for dinner, I was in my room with my G/F having a lot of fun in the doggie position and stark naked when I opened my eyes to see my Nan stood transfixed in the doorway as she muttered that dinner was ready ! Then she calmly closed my door over and effed off...the atmosphere at the dinner table was a strange one.

Talk about a passion killer !

rocksyraeis

Can you imagine your Nan walking unannounced into your bedroom as you're " on the job" ? It happened to me a long time ago, she ( my Nan) used to come to my parents house every Sunday for dinner, I was in my room with my G/F having a lot of fun in the doggie position and stark naked when I opened my eyes to see my Nan stood transfixed in the doorway as she muttered that dinner was ready ! Then she calmly closed my door over and effed off...the atmosphere at the dinner table was a strange one.

Talk about a passion killer !

Ohhhhh my lord!!! Thats hilarious! Im so sorry for you but my goodness!!!!!

cowgirlashlee

I broke my nose about 8 weeks before starting 7th grade when I was 12. Had surgery to repair it 3 days before school started up that year, but went to school on time. My face was all swollen, eyes black and blue, and of course the ever-so-stylish splint across my nose with tape that went in a giant X over it all. I was mortified to go back to school, but I went, and have been picked on for that ever since.

Kids will be kids.

bethygirlie

I was in 6th grade and wearing white shorts and yup....I unexpectedly got "that time of the month". One of my guy friends asked me what the paint stain was on the back of my shorts, and then the nurse ended up calling my mom so she could bring me a new pair of shorts in. Meanwhile all the boys I hung out with realized what it was and started saying things like "periodically speaking" and "where's the periodicals located in the library?" and "I forgot to put a PERIOD at the end of the sentence." Yeah, I still didn't live it down, to this day they mention it. So embarassing.

NWCyclingBeast

I stumbled out of the door of my billeting room, butt naked, at like 2 AM, thinking it was the bathroom. (was chocolate wasted and needed to pee) Door closed and locked behind me... Long story short, had to stoll through the hotel to a buddy's room to borrow clothes with nothing but a found plastic grocery bag to cover up my junk. (after I promptly pissed in a wastebasket in the laundry room) Had to go outside in ill fitting clothing to take out the screen and vault into my open window.

Lisa__Michelle

I was 16 and at Myrtle Beach. My cousin and I were jumping the waves in the ocean. I got up out of the water and was standing there. My cousin turned around and said OMG and was staring at my chest. I realized that my top had slid off completely to the side and I had been topless for who knows how long. I was soooo mortified because there were so many people around us!

Lisa__Michelle

One time I was doing some shopping for a boyfriend substitute at the adult store, and my dad walks out from the video preview booths. I'm not sure who was more embarrassed, him or I! We've never spoken of that again.

OMG I would have died right then and there!!!!