The LAST thing you'd want to wake up to in your room...

Molly_Maguire
Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
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Ok, everyone, I want your very best (worst?) here. What is the number one thing in the world you would NOT want to wake up to? Pics are encouraged!
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  • Kalynx
    Kalynx Posts: 707 Member
    i hate those dreams where you cant move and cant wake up - terrifying. I think I saw that tv show Twin Peaks one too many times...that dude Bob or whoever it was with the stringy hair that killed Laura showed up in my dreams the other night hiding in my closet waiting to kill me, three times. ugh.
  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
    a man standing over me with a knife
  • misalillstead
    misalillstead Posts: 407 Member
    My dog's butt in my face? She's cute... but... that would be terrible to wake up to. :P
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,993 Member
    An overflowing bathroom toilet.

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  • Kalynx
    Kalynx Posts: 707 Member
    My dog's butt in my face? She's cute... but... that would be terrible to wake up to. :P

    lmao. i can relate. my cat's maddening stare at 6 am is enough to make me just get up so he will leave me alone. Maybe its because his name is Duck and hes a psycho.
  • projectxreborn
    projectxreborn Posts: 204
    The scale...I hate weigh in day :P
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    A large fat guy named Bubba shoving a 50lb dumbbell up a little-person's rectum. With Elmo songs in the background.
  • GypsysBloodRose26
    GypsysBloodRose26 Posts: 341 Member
    Honestly. Any type of spider. I have such a terrifying fear of them. I am better than I used to be, but I still freeze in fear and then panic.
  • WickedBean
    WickedBean Posts: 244 Member
    I haven't seen this photo as I cannot google for the images myself because I have panic attacks even from the pictures... but a friend of mine tells me I would die if I did so.... If this was in my room when I woke up I would probably pee myself and then die of a heart attack or something.

    evil-clown.jpg
  • TrimThinTonedTight
    TrimThinTonedTight Posts: 69 Member
    A spider hovering over my face.

    I'd post a photo, but those things freak me out.

    A link for the brave: http://photos.mongabay.com/j/trogloraptor.big.46516.568.jpg

    *shudder* Any type of spider freaks me out. But this is a newly discovered spider family, so I figure I'd link that picture.
  • Crystal_Pistol
    Crystal_Pistol Posts: 750 Member
    A large fat guy named Bubba shoving a 50lb dumbbell up a little-person's rectum. With Elmo songs in the background.

    I'm thinking Stanky Leg or the TD Monster...
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    A large fat guy named Bubba shoving a 50lb dumbbell up a little-person's rectum. With Elmo songs in the background.

    I'm thinking Stanky Leg or the TD Monster...

    LOL
  • wedge421
    wedge421 Posts: 224 Member
    Monday morning!
  • MeliJean78
    MeliJean78 Posts: 249
    Naked & a note that reads, "I swear it was consentual, I only slipped you two roofies".
  • Sarah_Wins
    Sarah_Wins Posts: 936 Member
    A large fat guy named Bubba shoving a 50lb dumbbell up a little-person's rectum. With Elmo songs in the background.

    You come up with some of the most fu(ked up *kitten*, it's scary.
  • Kalynx
    Kalynx Posts: 707 Member
    Monday morning!

    no vulgarity please..this is a family forum lol
  • Ejwelton
    Ejwelton Posts: 331 Member
    Our cat coming in in the middle of the night with a live mouse
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    A guy with a large knife. If he had on a clown mask, or something equally freaky, f that.
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    A rapist
  • AlotOfSweatAndPain
    AlotOfSweatAndPain Posts: 234 Member
    I haven't seen this photo as I cannot google for the images myself because I have panic attacks even from the pictures... but a friend of mine tells me I would die if I did so.... If this was in my room when I woke up I would probably pee myself and then die of a heart attack or something.

    evil-clown.jpg

    Oh ****t
  • Laura_Suzie
    Laura_Suzie Posts: 1,288 Member
    I would say a rapist/murderer.
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
    A good friend, naked and me with no memory of how it happened.
  • allustrious
    allustrious Posts: 10
    That black panther from that Geico commercial! LOL
  • zamsan
    zamsan Posts: 7
    My ex lol ;)
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
    Id have to go with the ex as well. That is my worst nightmare.
  • dad106
    dad106 Posts: 4,868 Member
    I'm on the rapist/murder camp.

    I cannot watch scary movies for fear that there is someone hiding in my closet/bathroom.. or waiting for me when I wake up!
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
    Eh, rapist/murderer probably would be the worst, but I feel like it's kind of obvious, so I'm going to go with cockroach in my bed.

    My boyfriend once dreamed a cockroach ran over his foot in bed (this actually happened to him twice years ago), and he woke up shrieking. I grabbed him and asked what happened.

    "A cockroach ran over my feet!"
    "A real cockroach or a dream cockroach?"
    "I don't know! Oh well, good night."

    And then he just went back to sleep while I spent the whole night waking up randomly and having nightmares. :grumble:
  • jennlove79
    jennlove79 Posts: 36 Member
    a mommy mouse and all her newborn babies snuggled in the bed with me

    (this actually happened to my brother)
  • _Calvin_
    _Calvin_ Posts: 122 Member
    Id have to go with the ex as well. That is my worst nightmare.

    3rd vote for the ex
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    A large fat guy named Bubba shoving a 50lb dumbbell up a little-person's rectum. With Elmo songs in the background.


    Yep this...though PLEASE add the bearded lady juggling knives right over your head as well.... (the Elmo part is freaky, man).....:noway:

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