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The LAST thing you'd want to wake up to in your room...
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This is super weird that this thread is the first one I saw today, because I woke up with a SWARM of flies in my room for some reason and had to go on a killing spree and there were guts everywhere and now I'm washing my bed stuff because they all kept landing on it to escape me. Ughhh. The only thing I hate about summer is there can be just one thing somewhere and next thing you know, FLIES.0
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A clown.
Naked, but with the big clown shoes, the orange wild wig, full makeup and a smile.
Sporting wood.0 -
Eh, rapist/murderer probably would be the worst, but I feel like it's kind of obvious, so I'm going to go with cockroach in my bed.
My boyfriend once dreamed a cockroach ran over his foot in bed (this actually happened to him twice years ago), and he woke up shrieking. I grabbed him and asked what happened.
"A cockroach ran over my feet!"
"A real cockroach or a dream cockroach?"
"I don't know! Oh well, good night."
And then he just went back to sleep while I spent the whole night waking up randomly and having nightmares. :grumble:
LOLOL Good Morning!0 -
As morbid as this may sound - I'd never want to wake up to find my husband dead beside me.0
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As morbid as this may sound - I'd never want to wake up to find my husband dead beside me.
Oh crap! This gave me major chills! I was going to say a fire, but this definitely tops it for the absolute WORST!0 -
My wife! hahahahaha!0
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Naked & a note that reads, "I swear it was consentual, I only slipped you two roofies".
You get used to that feeling, doesn't even bother me anymore!0 -
As morbid as this may sound - I'd never want to wake up to find my husband dead beside me.
Oh crap! This gave me major chills! I was going to say a fire, but this definitely tops it for the absolute WORST!
Yeah.... would definately have to go with this:-l0 -
BAHAHAHAHAHA, these are awesome! Keep them coming!0
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I haven't seen this photo as I cannot google for the images myself because I have panic attacks even from the pictures... but a friend of mine tells me I would die if I did so.... If this was in my room when I woke up I would probably pee myself and then die of a heart attack or something.
Ohmgeeeeee I just died a little. Awful!0 -
My boss calling/texting me before work ugh lol0
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a man standing over me with a knife
Me too!0 -
Velociraptor. I'd lose my ****. For realz.0 -
scorpions, spiders, dog puke, dog crap, septic backup in my shower...all things i have found before. ****ing disgusting. this post makes it sound like i live in a shack. ugh. gladly these things can be counted on my fingers. not bad for living here 8 years.0
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Opossums and skunks.0
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Someone waking me up minutes before me alarm actually goes off.0
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A spider... one of those BIG brown ones... like the one who's lost in my daughters room (UGH)
My EX... yep gotta vote for that...
A clown.... I would die... (but don't tell my husband, lol)0 -
My ex husband.
ETA - Although I have a feeling my b/f would probably get a kick out of that.0 -
John Goodman in lingerie reciting all the lines from the Big Lebowski in a sexy voice. But the Geico panther was good too.0
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Mom? Is that you? *rubs eyes* Damn the circus life....0 -
My Ex LOL....xxx0
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Albino dwarfs0
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Our cat coming in in the middle of the night with a live mouse
My old cat used to do this regularly. I learnt to ignore it as the last thing you would want to do is spook the cat so he dropped the mouse.
I had a friend whose cat brought a duck into the house, don't think it got as far as the bedroom though.0 -
a bedbug - still having nightmares from a past infestation.0
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How about a top 5?
5. Humongous Spider crawling on me
4. A dead person beside me
3. Being paralyzed
2. A rapist/murderer/ mobster(or any other type of notoriously evil person)/psycho
1.A Monster/Dinosaur/ or anything from a horror movie0 -
Maggie Thatcher with no cloths on0
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a man standing over me with a knife
this. my fiance and i woke up to the window cleaner (we live in a highrise) in our window. seeing a large man in the window completely startles you!!!!!!!!!!! we both almost died.0 -
a bedbug - still having nightmares from a past infestation.
and this. i work in a shelter so am really careful. but whenever i see a black fluff.0 -
A large fat guy named Bubba shoving a 50lb dumbbell up a little-person's rectum. With Elmo songs in the background.
Woowww...
Or just Elmo. period. He's terrifying.0 -
Zombie!!0
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