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The LAST thing you'd want to wake up to in your room...

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  • This is super weird that this thread is the first one I saw today, because I woke up with a SWARM of flies in my room for some reason and had to go on a killing spree and there were guts everywhere and now I'm washing my bed stuff because they all kept landing on it to escape me. Ughhh. The only thing I hate about summer is there can be just one thing somewhere and next thing you know, FLIES.
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    A clown.
    Naked, but with the big clown shoes, the orange wild wig, full makeup and a smile.
    Sporting wood.
  • Kalynx
    Kalynx Posts: 707 Member
    Eh, rapist/murderer probably would be the worst, but I feel like it's kind of obvious, so I'm going to go with cockroach in my bed.

    My boyfriend once dreamed a cockroach ran over his foot in bed (this actually happened to him twice years ago), and he woke up shrieking. I grabbed him and asked what happened.

    "A cockroach ran over my feet!"
    "A real cockroach or a dream cockroach?"
    "I don't know! Oh well, good night."

    And then he just went back to sleep while I spent the whole night waking up randomly and having nightmares. :grumble:

    LOLOL Good Morning!
  • As morbid as this may sound - I'd never want to wake up to find my husband dead beside me.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    As morbid as this may sound - I'd never want to wake up to find my husband dead beside me.

    Oh crap! This gave me major chills! I was going to say a fire, but this definitely tops it for the absolute WORST!
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    My wife! hahahahaha!
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    Naked & a note that reads, "I swear it was consentual, I only slipped you two roofies".

    You get used to that feeling, doesn't even bother me anymore!
  • lilacsun
    lilacsun Posts: 204 Member
    As morbid as this may sound - I'd never want to wake up to find my husband dead beside me.

    Oh crap! This gave me major chills! I was going to say a fire, but this definitely tops it for the absolute WORST!


    Yeah.... would definately have to go with this:-l
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    BAHAHAHAHAHA, these are awesome! Keep them coming!
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    I haven't seen this photo as I cannot google for the images myself because I have panic attacks even from the pictures... but a friend of mine tells me I would die if I did so.... If this was in my room when I woke up I would probably pee myself and then die of a heart attack or something.

    evil-clown.jpg

    Ohmgeeeeee I just died a little. Awful!
  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
    My boss calling/texting me before work ugh lol
  • a man standing over me with a knife


    Me too!
  • AJ_Pete
    AJ_Pete Posts: 863 Member
    JPRaptor.jpg


    Velociraptor. I'd lose my ****. For realz.
  • BandForAlyAnne
    BandForAlyAnne Posts: 321 Member
    scorpions, spiders, dog puke, dog crap, septic backup in my shower...all things i have found before. ****ing disgusting. this post makes it sound like i live in a shack. ugh. gladly these things can be counted on my fingers. not bad for living here 8 years.
  • gmpuggles
    gmpuggles Posts: 137 Member
    Opossums and skunks.
  • MrsMangler
    MrsMangler Posts: 63 Member
    Someone waking me up minutes before me alarm actually goes off.
  • Chipmunk222
    Chipmunk222 Posts: 240 Member
    A spider... one of those BIG brown ones... like the one who's lost in my daughters room (UGH)
    My EX... yep gotta vote for that...
    A clown.... I would die... (but don't tell my husband, lol)
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,448 Member
    My ex husband.

    ETA - Although I have a feeling my b/f would probably get a kick out of that.
  • jazzedorange
    jazzedorange Posts: 184 Member
    John Goodman in lingerie reciting all the lines from the Big Lebowski in a sexy voice. But the Geico panther was good too.
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
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    Mom? Is that you? *rubs eyes* Damn the circus life....
  • Chezzie71
    Chezzie71 Posts: 36 Member
    My Ex LOL....xxx
  • Iceman1800
    Iceman1800 Posts: 476
    Albino dwarfs
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Our cat coming in in the middle of the night with a live mouse

    My old cat used to do this regularly. I learnt to ignore it as the last thing you would want to do is spook the cat so he dropped the mouse.

    I had a friend whose cat brought a duck into the house, don't think it got as far as the bedroom though.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    a bedbug - still having nightmares from a past infestation.
  • AlexJourneyHall
    AlexJourneyHall Posts: 137 Member
    How about a top 5?

    5. Humongous Spider crawling on me
    4. A dead person beside me
    3. Being paralyzed
    2. A rapist/murderer/ mobster(or any other type of notoriously evil person)/psycho
    1.A Monster/Dinosaur/ or anything from a horror movie
  • davert123
    davert123 Posts: 1,568 Member
    Maggie Thatcher with no cloths on
  • foxyforce
    foxyforce Posts: 3,078 Member
    a man standing over me with a knife

    this. my fiance and i woke up to the window cleaner (we live in a highrise) in our window. seeing a large man in the window completely startles you!!!!!!!!!!! we both almost died.
  • foxyforce
    foxyforce Posts: 3,078 Member
    a bedbug - still having nightmares from a past infestation.

    and this. i work in a shelter so am really careful. but whenever i see a black fluff.
  • srslycolette
    srslycolette Posts: 40 Member
    A large fat guy named Bubba shoving a 50lb dumbbell up a little-person's rectum. With Elmo songs in the background.

    Woowww...
    Or just Elmo. period. He's terrifying.
  • Freyja2023
    Freyja2023 Posts: 158 Member
    Zombie!!
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