Step Brothers, Wedding Crashers - Favorite Lines....GO

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  • sk5mb
    sk5mb Posts: 4 Member
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    "Hey! You don't say that!"
    I love this movie soooooo much!
  • imanole
    imanole Posts: 169 Member
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    Dale: The only reason you're here is because me and my dad thought your mom was hot and that we'd both do her. and put up with the retard in the mean time
    Brennan: who's the retard?
    Dale:You!

    or

    Dale: This is a house of learned doctors!
    Brennan: You're not a doctor you're just a big fat curly headed *kitten*!

    Dale: Brennan i'm alive!
    Brennan: Shhh you're waking the neighbors! Just let the dirt shower over you. Man I'm gonna sleep good tonight
    *dale comes out of the grave*
    ZOMBIE!



    honestly.....the whole movie of step brothers is my favourite...I could quote that movie all day

    I do tend to quote it all day! :bigsmile:
  • iLoveMyPitbull1225
    iLoveMyPitbull1225 Posts: 1,690 Member
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    "I swear, I am so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she is of age, I am putting her in a home."

    And

    "BOATS AND HOES"!!!
  • imanole
    imanole Posts: 169 Member
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    Get some more Wedding Crashers going.

    Vince: "I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick? "

    Vince confessing to the father about Gloria: "She's fit for a strait-jacket. This broad's ****ed three ways towards the weekend. But you know what, Father? I dig it! It turns me on."
  • angel101netta
    angel101netta Posts: 152 Member
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    Im Going to Take a Pillowcase and Fill It Full of Bars of Soap and Beat the **** Out of you lol
  • imanole
    imanole Posts: 169 Member
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    Im Going to Take a Pillowcase and Fill It Full of Bars of Soap and Beat the **** Out of you lol

    "curly haired *kitten*!" haha
  • laurenkoszola
    laurenkoszola Posts: 101 Member
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    "You look like you want to punch me." "Punch me in the f*cking face!"
    Punches him...
    "Hey you know what helps...if you lick my *kitten*!"
    "Snap!"

    And when they are sleepwalking and throwing all the Christmas presents in the parents room...I can't carry boxes without thinking of this every time and laughing. LMAO

    And the lines everyone else already said! Classic!
  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
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    "I'm going to put my balls on your drum set"
  • heidiberr
    heidiberr Posts: 643 Member
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    This wedding is horsesh*t

    "What" "Are you f*cking high" (I think I use that line more than any other.)

    Brennan Huff: I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
    Nancy Huff: You dont know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.
    Brennan Huff: It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that **** up everyday"

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