Strippers at the gym

Doesntplaynice82

So I haven't confirmed they are strippers but there is a group of girls that come to the gym around 3pm (same time as me as I work nightshift and this is when I get up) they are drop dead gorgeous, tight bodies, fake boobs and dressed with as little clothing as a gym would allow...anyway they interest me because their workouts almost look xrated.

I just enjoy watching the guys walking around dropping stuff and running into things trying to sneak a peak at them. Now maybe I'm not doing this right but when they use the hip abductor machine...I'm pretty sure one of them is going to end up pregnant by it haha

Just thought I would share....any characters at your gym that interest you? And men no I am not telling you what gym I go to haha

pain_is_weakness

yes, the gym I go to teaches pole dancing and tease dances, It is a hellova workout, sexy and burns more calories than anyhing else I know

trojanbb

what gym do you go to? address please. and monthly rates. Just wondering, of course.

edit: damnit, missed your last sentence.

Avalonis

... Now maybe I'm not doing this right but when they use the hip abductor machine...I'm pretty sure one of them is going to end up pregnant by it ...

shellyk972

about a month ago, I saw a woman jogging on a treadmill wearing flats.. Her feet must have been really sore the next day!

JMPerlin

I think that would be a great business idea....Stripper Gym. I would make a fortune!

pastryari

And men no I am not telling you what gym I go to haha

What about us women?? I'll take that address, please!

jlaustin1

Hysterical!

ZeroWoIf

what gym do you go to? address please. and monthly rates. Just wondering, of course.

edit: damnit, missed your last sentence.

::high fives dan:::::

That is the spirit…

let's get on the hoooo train!

pastryari

Please wipe the machine off before use... you just cant get rid of herpes... FACT lol...

Not fact. This is an idiot statement.

afitch311

Lol that is too funny! I only on occasion make it to the gym at my apartment complex (I usually do my zumba game or my yoga game), no strippers but I did see this guy who could be Willy Nelson's twin most mornings I went. He would come in, kinda wander around the gym a bit do a few of the upper body machines then get on a treadmill and tilt the incline so far up it was amazing he didn't fall off the back! That was his regular routine then he'd leave.

Sidesteal

And men no I am not telling you what gym I go to haha

What about us women?? I'll take that address, please!

When was the last time I told you how awesome you are?

trojanbb

what gym do you go to? address please. and monthly rates. Just wondering, of course.

edit: damnit, missed your last sentence.

::high fives dan:::::

That is the spirit…

let's get on the hoooo train!

You can have one, I'll take the rest!

I really need to find a new gym. I havent even seen something resembling a female in weeks at mine.

I live in Vegas. If I want to see Strippers, I just look out the window of my condo.

But I'm not too fond of paying and not touching. Just sayin'.

you're doing it wrong. just gonna throw that out there

DesignGuy

I live in Vegas. If I want to see Strippers, I just look out the window of my condo.

But I'm not too fond of paying and not touching. Just sayin'.

Doesntplaynice82

Nm

CalJur

damn what is the monthly fee. sounds like the place to be. when i die bury me inside the strip club! (((2 Chainz voice)))

Doesntplaynice82

And men no I am not telling you what gym I go to haha

What about us women?? I'll take that address, please!

I'm not good with sharing haha

pastryari

Please wipe the machine off before use... you just cant get rid of herpes... FACT lol...

Not fact. This is an idiot statement.

Um. Why? There is no cure for herpes...only suppression (thank valtrex commercials for this knowledge)

I was referring to the "wipe the machine off before use." She linked the two statements as if you can get herpes from the sweat on a machine.

Doesntplaynice82

Please wipe the machine off before use... you just cant get rid of herpes... FACT lol...

Not fact. This is an idiot statement.

Um. Why? There is no cure for herpes...only suppression (thank valtrex commercials for this knowledge)

Ahh I see... I don't think she was referring to sweat....I stated their workouts look sexual ;-)

I was referring to the "wipe the machine off before use." She linked the two statements as if you can get herpes from the sweat on a machine.

Jester522

what gym do you go to? address please. and monthly rates. Just wondering, of course.

edit: damnit, missed your last sentence.

Please forward me this information. Well I have a membership to New York Sports Club... all the guys are gay. It actually a real problem because now I have a hard time meeting girls... because they think I'm gay. Now I just go to the most ghetto gym I can find. Hardcore workouts need hardcore gyms.

ellenxmariex3

I'd workout there. Some strippers have hot bodies!

Sadly, my gym lacks strippers.

JourneyToTheOldMe

Settle petal lol. They were having a laugh. Sweat/ no sweat, it was a funny comment

crowunruh

Well nothing that weird at my gym. But there is this older man that comes to the gym everyday and sleeps in a chair. I have NEVER seen him do anything but sleep in that chair. And also there is this lady that always wears flip flops!

tennisbabe94

about a month ago, I saw a woman jogging on a treadmill wearing flats.. Her feet must have been really sore the next day!

Hahahaha ouch! I can't even imagine that

tumblyweed

I used to work out at a women's only gym in Berlin (Frauen Fitness, I think). Anyway, there was this member who I just referred to as... 'Bob'. Bob didn't speak but was no where near a woman. It wasn't like there was a gender test or anything, so I guess their hands were tied, but it was pretty obvious.

I don't think Bob was interested in any of us women, I think he just felt more comfortable there. Never spoke but always smiled politely.

The only time it was awkward was in the beginning and I knew he wasn't a woman but didn't know what was up. The first time I encountered him was the sauna and we were all nude, except Bob, who was wearing a giant pink terry cloth robe and pink fuzzy slippers... no joke.

It's funny, because we all sort of realised that he was NOT a woman, but all of us women seemed fairly comfortable because he was harmless, just trying to fit in. No one ever complained.

But, yeah, it was weird.

TabbathaAnne

what gym do you go to? address please. and monthly rates. Just wondering, of course.

edit: damnit, missed your last sentence.

Please forward me this information. Well I have a membership to New York Sports Club... all the guys are gay. It actually a real problem because now I have a hard time meeting girls... because they think I'm gay. Now I just go to the most ghetto gym I can find. Hardcore workouts need hardcore gyms.

LOL. Most straight guys dont look as metro as you do. *Meant as a compliment!* But anyhow, hope youre enjoying the "ghetto" gyms lol... Ohhh NY...

007bondage

You could put $1 in their workout shorts to see if they pay you some attention :drinker:

rcc1988

You know those gigantic black vinyl pants they sell at places like Hot Topic with the wiiiide, straight legs and with straps and buckles all over them?

Yeah, saw a dude jogging on a treadmill in those.

imchicbad

the only weird thing i got is a guy who always has to find a reason to be in my hyne sight- in the mirror so i can see him, or will work out next to me, stand near me, pass in front of me- like he wants me to watch him or something. he always and i mean constantly trying to make eye contact

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:huh: but im smarter than that. i know better....right ladies:grumble: i keep my headphones in- music blaring and focus.

ZeroWoIf

This thread would be epic with pics of the gym strippers.

DeeDel32

This thread would be epic with pics of the gym strippers.

exactly, pics or it didn't happen :laugh: