Strippers at the gym
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Please wipe the machine off before use... you just cant get rid of herpes... FACT lol...
Not fact. This is an idiot statement.
It kind of is, and yet - herpes lives on a hard surface or towel for 3 - 4 hours. HIV dies when exposed to air in seconds.
And there I go, bringing gloom to the happy stripper thread.
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Used to go to a gym that had two hookers as members.
They got asked to leave after a trainer forgot to collar one side of a barbell and the client tipped, lost all the plates on one side, overballanced, ad dropped the bar with weights on a treadmill causing damage.....
I actually felt a little wee come out I laughed so much....0 -
I don't go to the gym, but I used to years ago. Weird stuff I've seen at the gym:
1. Two women running naked out of the shower area, followed by a worker carrying a hose, cursing in Spanish.
2. A woman shaving her beaver one leg up, closing the shower curtain apparently an inconvenience to her.
And...drumroll please:
3. Buck naked lady leaning next to me trying to read my newspaper. Which would have been slightly less creepy if she didn't have a circular patch of thick hair on her chest.
Not really into gyms for some reason...
Jesus take the wheel! I'm having trouble breathing after reading this post. :laugh:2 -
Every gym that I have trained at in Honolulu have their share of strippers or escorts. 24 hour fitness on Kapiolani is across the street from 3 major strip clubs.0
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While walking past the bikes to get to the treadmills I noticed a woman on a recumbent bike, sound asleep.0
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There is a lovely girl at my gym who always wears cute little outfits. She looks great and..... You can ALWAYS see her nipples. Everyone loves her.2
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I think that would be a great business idea....Stripper Gym. I would make a fortune!
Are you looking for an investor? haha1 -
My gym has 4 confirmed strippers. Male strippers. I know this because I attended a bachelorette party & well, yeah. One of them was a trainer at the gym too. Kinda funny to watch them because they all stick together. In a really creepy way. I swear one dude looks like Mango.1
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You lika da mango?1
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I used to work out at a women's only gym in Berlin (Frauen Fitness, I think). Anyway, there was this member who I just referred to as... 'Bob'. Bob didn't speak but was no where near a woman. It wasn't like there was a gender test or anything, so I guess their hands were tied, but it was pretty obvious.
I don't think Bob was interested in any of us women, I think he just felt more comfortable there. Never spoke but always smiled politely.
The only time it was awkward was in the beginning and I knew he wasn't a woman but didn't know what was up. The first time I encountered him was the sauna and we were all nude, except Bob, who was wearing a giant pink terry cloth robe and pink fuzzy slippers... no joke.
It's funny, because we all sort of realised that he was NOT a woman, but all of us women seemed fairly comfortable because he was harmless, just trying to fit in. No one ever complained.
But, yeah, it was weird.
THIS WAS AWESOME. Thank you. Truly! :drinker:0 -
LOL... I've been accused of being a stripper at the gym, haha... if I get to talking to anyone and they find out I do pole dancing... oh dear. Requests for dances and stripping have certainly happened, LOL!1
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LMAO, Love this post!0
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So I haven't confirmed they are strippers but there is a group of girls that come to the gym around 3pm (same time as me as I work nightshift and this is when I get up) they are drop dead gorgeous, tight bodies, fake boobs and dressed with as little clothing as a gym would allow...anyway they interest me because their workouts almost look xrated.
I just enjoy watching the guys walking around dropping stuff and running into things trying to sneak a peak at them. Now maybe I'm not doing this right but when they use the hip abductor machine...I'm pretty sure one of them is going to end up pregnant by it haha
Just thought I would share....any characters at your gym that interest you? And men no I am not telling you what gym I go to haha
you should take a video using your undercover camera and post it on youtube....share the link..this sounds comical!0 -
My gym had 50 yr old housewives that thought they were strippers LOL usually in Zumba and Pump classes.1
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I visited my aunts gym as her guest once and she told me it was nice, fancy, women only and I would love the experience hands down. Within the first 2 minutes of being on the center gym floor a lady walks by us with a leatard on...the back was a thong style and she had NOTHING else on! EWWWWW...Gross!
I never went back and recinded my signup for a free month trial after that.
Yeah, I'm totally grossed out by the human body too. I can barely stand to look at myself! Why can't we all wear garbage bags?! ;(2 -
I was confronted a while back because I didn't "notice" this one female apparently. I thought that to be quite strange...we also have this dude who shows up in skin tight spandex pants and spandex tank top, not pretty.1
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about a month ago, I saw a woman jogging on a treadmill wearing flats.. Her feet must have been really sore the next day!
People run like that at the all the time. It's actually better for your feet. It's called minimalist running.0 -
The gym I go to is for people over 50, so no strippers. However, there are some ladies who go who dress up, wear dangly earrings, look like they've just had their hair done and wear a lot of make up and too much perfume. I think they are widows looking for husbands as they spend most of their time socializing with the older men.1
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My gym has strippers who go there. I know for a fact because I went to a stag and "sweetcheeks" was up on stage. This girl is in amazing shape. I respect anyone that can hold themselves horizontal (sp?) from the pole. She has killer abs but I kinow she works out alot to keep her body that way.
Her girlfriend (yes in the biblical sense) is in pretty good shape as well. But the men that try and pick her up at the gym not knowing that she isn't interested in theit tackle box is quite funny to watch.
Stripping isn't my thing but the girls are fun to watch.3 -
True strippers work hard for the money just like you and I - and it's a job, not a lifestyle. And they need to stay in shape for their job because their income is directly related to it. I suspect most get a pretty good workout on the pole during their 8-10 shift at the club.
I am dubious that these people sighted in the gym are actually strippers because most strippers don't dress that way in their off hours (at least the one's that I knew). I wouldn't assume just because someone is dressed scantily or trashy in public that they are a "stripper". Most likely a just people that don't know how to dress properly in a gym.3 -
I'd workout there. Some strippers have hot bodies!
Sadly, my gym lacks strippers.
Sadly, my strippers lack a gym.3 -
OK,There is this dude at the gym who wears short spandex that leaves nothing to the imagination and those little stringy tight work out shirts. He looks like he is on steroids. It's very gross! And to top it off he in loaded down with chains and ear rings. To work out in! And when he goes into the locker (the guys that work there told me this) he goes up to other guys while they are dressing or undressing, and tries to start a conversation.0
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Sounds like he'd be better off at any Gold's Gym in San Francisco. Looker room hookups = free perk of gym membership. yikes!OK,There is this dude at the gym who wears short spandex that leaves nothing to the imagination and those little stringy tight work out shirts. He looks like he is on steroids. It's very gross! And to top it off he in loaded down with chains and ear rings. To work out in! And when he goes into the locker (the guys that work there told me this) he goes up to other guys while they are dressing or undressing, and tries to start a conversation.0
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I can't find a pair of flats that stay on my feet without having to do that flip-flop-wearing-toe-scrunch while WALKING -- I can't imagine running in them!about a month ago, I saw a woman jogging on a treadmill wearing flats.. Her feet must have been really sore the next day!
People run like that at the all the time. It's actually better for your feet. It's called minimalist running.1 -
This has nothing to do with strippers, but I do have a good character who visits my gym. I mostly work out in my apartment's gym (which is actually really nice). I'd say at least twice a month this dude wanders through in a white, terrycloth robe holding a glass of red wine. No idea where he's going. He always looks so puzzled that I'm working out and says stuff like, "Great dedication!" I'm like...why are you the confused one.3
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I used to go to a gym that I called the "meat market". Women wore skimpy clothes, lots of makeup, and I never saw any female sweat. I would go to a "funk dance" class there attended by all women. There was a large glass window separating the class space and the rest of the gym and men would flatten their faces against the glass. Sometimes they'd go 3 or 4 rows deep, covering the window. They would openly stare, slack-jawed, and some would lick their lips.
At my current gym there is one girl, about college age, who I swear nearly reaches orgasm when she is with her trainer. She pants and moans and yells, "Oh s__t, oh f__k, oh god, no! What are you doing to me?!" and whatnot when doing whatever, like 5 minutes on the rowing machine. it's VERY distracting. The trainer ignores it completely.2 -
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She pants and moans and yells, "Oh s__t, oh f__k, oh god, no! What are you doing to me?!" and whatnot when doing whatever, like 5 minutes on the rowing machine. it's VERY distracting.
The rowing machine is no joke. I yell out the same obscenities while looking something very similar to this..
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